Is Katie Holmes faking her pregnancy?

[nanker_phledge]

I wonder what's next in their 'How To Kill a Baby in Ten Lessons' list ...I don't know , Katie participating in a bobsleigh competition ?

 

[Fashion_diva]

They are the biggest freaks in the world!!! I wish he would go into hiding and never come out! Ever since he started with these crazy antics. - saying their is no such thing as depression blah blah... who does he think he is? He is an actor and nothing more, not a doctor.

I really dislike him.

 

[eternitygoddess]

Ya know before the whole Oprah debacle, Tom Cruise was a very respected actor. Now he's the laughingstock of the industry.

 

[oolie coco]

It's even before Oprah; it was the the day he got with Katie, period. From the get-go nobody believed in them and knew that they were promoting War of the Worlds/Batman Begins.

It's like what happened with Bennifer and the backlash, except with 8000 splashes of crazy.

 

[silk skin paws]

^^I think that he was like that from the very beginning. He fired his old publicist and hired his sister around the same time he met Katie. So I think that his old publicist kept him under control, but his sister had no experience, and Tom end up saying and doing whatever.

Now his sister is no longer his publicist.

 

[Anastasia]

^Ya, I'm sure everyone remembers the young starlet 'interviews' he held... namely b/c it was so freaking bizarre.

I personally hope she delivers a healthy baby boy on April 1st

I hope for the healthy baby, but think it's going to be one of those huge tv looking babies if it's "born" on April 1st - L.Ron's birthday was March 13th after all, and since the whole Tahiti trip, her bump has been quite erratic. Women drop towards the end, but they don't go up down up down like she's been doing. And what the heck is up with this? Is this trick photography? Humanly possible? March 16 http://gallery.katieholmes.com/displayimage.php?album=432&pos=12 March 18 http://gallery.katieholmes.com/displayimage.php?album=437&pos=9

And has anyone ever seen a picture of her touching her belly? Tom rubs it all the time, she just stands there. Creepy.

My personal conspiracy theory is that she was pregnant, a heck of a lot sooner than they wanted us to know, because they'd just met/indoctrinated her and all, she delivered full term already, probably induced on March 13th, and has been wearing various pillows (and a high quality Hollywood prosthesis, for the skin shots) since. The huge newborn, having already gone through the Scientology-prescribed week of not being touched or hearing any human voices and being fed honey (because we all know how good honey is for infants, that warning label is wrong because TOM CRUISE knows the history of honey , will be debuted in time for the MI:3 press junket.

 

[*AndoraStar*]

I usually don't follow this type of thing.. but something just isn't right!

 

[brokenenglish]

Anastasia that's so funny!!!
And makes so much sense. I think I'd believe anything when it comes to these freaks.

 

[Jennika]

touching her belly? Tom rubs it all the time, she just stands there. Creepy.

My personal conspiracy theory is that she was pregnant, a heck of a lot sooner than they wanted us to know, because they'd just met/indoctrinated her and all, she delivered full term already, probably induced on March 13th, and has been wearing various pillows (and a high quality Hollywood prosthesis, for the skin shots) since. The huge newborn, having already gone through the Scientology-prescribed week of not being touched or hearing any human voices and being fed honey (because we all know how good honey is for infants, that warning label is wrong because TOM CRUISE knows the history of honey , will be debuted in time for the MI:3 press junket.

good theory, except that she was really skinny when she and tom first hooked up, no signs of early pregnancy.... unless that was part of the plan to throw people off the scent

 

[Anastasia]

good theory, except that she was really skinny when she and tom first hooked up, no signs of early pregnancy.... unless that was part of the plan to throw people off the scent

No, no, the skinny fits! Many women who are naturally tall and willowy, like Katie, will often not show at all until they are about five months, especially with a first pregnancy, and then they just "pop" and look about 3 months. Shorter, curvier gals like me tend to start showing right away and never stop. Of course every woman is different, and there are all kinds of exceptions, but it fits with what I've observed among family and friends. My mother didn't start showing with me until about 6 months!

It's my theory and I'm sticking with it. Even if the first photos of the baby aren't Aaron-on-Lost huge, it won't bother me, I'll just assume they're using a stand in baby. I wouldn't trust Tom Cruise if he told me the sun is hot

 

[NOE]

I just love all these theories... This whole thing is the most hilarious entertainment ever! I certainly believe that the labor could around the MI3 premier for obvious reasons... But I still hope its an April Fool's baby

 

[Brazilian Girl]

because we all know how good honey is for infants, that warning label is wrong because TOM CRUISE knows the history of honey

he knows the history of honey!



EDIT:

And what the heck is up with this? Is this trick photography? Humanly possible? March 16

http://gallery.katieholmes.com/displ...bum=432&pos=12 March 18 http://gallery.katieholmes.com/displ...lbum=437&pos=9

okay wait a minute!
how did she bend over like that?!

goodness gracious, I'm gonna have nightmares about these two.

 

[mundodabolsa]

^that bending is out of control!! there is noooo way that huge belly from the baseball classic pictures could bend like that.....I cannot believe there is a baby in there, I'm sorry, I just can't!

 

[Brazilian Girl]

^that bending is out of control!! there is noooo way that huge belly from the baseball classic pictures could bend like that.....I cannot believe there is a baby in there, I'm sorry, I just can't!

same here!
which means they're really way more insane than we can possibly imagine. and that's a scary thought (almost as scary as Tom's laugh).

 

[cmw]

Nicole Kidman went to my high school (though a few years above me) and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a brother, even a secret one. Just her sister Antonia.

 

[Brazilian Girl]

new crazy pics of the crazy couple here:
http://www.justjared.com/gossip/2006/03/katie_holmes_yahoo.php

 

[mundodabolsa]

^dear god, I mean, ok I haven't been 8-9 months pregnant before, but wouldn't you think if you were that pregnant trotting around to a million events wouldn't be comfortable??

 

[daddyslittlegrl8]

When is she due?

dlg

 

[Anastasia]

When is she due?

dlg

I would say about January 15, 2006

 

[GorguzLaChick]

i think she's overrated!