How do you officially change one nickname to another anyway? And "child-bearing woman"? Who
talks like that? In
public, no less? This combined with his vast knowledge of all things pregnant and post partum makes me think of a mad doctor addressing "women's troubles" in Victorian England, for heaven's sake.
Tom Cruise makes me feel like the poor smilie on the bottom here
After Suri's "birth" - interesting that they're such a closely watched celebrity freakshow, yet there's not a single photo of anyone going to or leaving any hospital or the Clampound, nor any single word from any single person collaborating any single detail of Tom's claims - you'd think ONE pap would have gotten ONE picture of the much talked about black SUVS
- I thought I'd let it go, just took a deep breath, and decided to go back to my not interested ways, and then my mom had to start to refer to him as No Penis - she never remembers any celebrity names, but this is by far the best nickname - then this comes out, and it's just too much fun to leave now