This video blew my MIND. My life is seriously moving in nine and a half minute increments, because I cannot stop watching it. The fashion is incredible. Every look feels fresh, but at the same time it feels undeniably Gaga. She is an incredible pop music force, and I love the imagery, the story, everything. I'm just going to list everything I love:
- "I told you she didn't have a dick."
- Cigarette sunglasses
- Lesbian makeout with butch-girl
- Diet coke curlers
- The prison dance scene (HER BODY IS INSANE)
- Homage to MJ when she leaves jail
- "A very, very bad, bad girl, Gaga"
- "Mhmmm Honey B"
- "Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger"
- "Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broke" "but you can still see the crack in that mother****er's reflection"
- Taking polaroids of Honey B while she drives
- PHONE HAT
- Let's make a sandwich
- Gaga snarling
- the fact that Gaga's eyes do not move when she delivers the food
- "I knew you'd take all my honey, you selfish motherf---er"
- The ***** Wagon!
- The end outfits
- Hand interlocking