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Ever ended up completely stranded in Marks & Spencers’ lingerie department, without an exit strategy or the faintest idea how you ended up there? It happened to Father Ted, and it’s a situation that is frequently occurring up and down the UK, due to the enticing promotional efforts of Noémie Lenoir.
The twenty-eight year old supermodel, also known as Mrs Claude Makélélé, is pictured above shooting her latest M&S campaign with former reality TV star Myleene Klass. It’s the latest of Noémie’s numerous assaults on the high street - she’s previously made your girlfriend want skimpies from NEXT, the GAP and Victoria’s Secret. She’s also been in several films, including Rush Hour 3 (the rubbish one) and After the Sunset (one of Pierce Brosnan’s more ‘crap’ efforts)