but i can't watch the show here in germany, so if there's a "give-away-cars-week" i'm sorry for the stupid question - 



MTV: What would you do as our president?
Pattinson: Nothing. [Laughs.] I'd just go around saying, "Kiss my ***!"
MTV: Are there any laws you'd want to pass?
Pattinson: No, not really. I'd just do really stupid stuff. I'd just be like, "Everyone needs to call me 'sir.' " Actually, no, they call you Mr. President, right? I'd just want everyone to call me Mr. President. I'd just like to say, "Hey, I'm leader of the free world. What do you do, loser?"