Sandra Bullock (Please put all Sandra news here)

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Sandra Bullock Is Out Of That b*tch

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People reports that Sandra Bullock left the home she shares with her husband Vanilla Gorilla on Monday. No, Sandra did not leave to go to the store to buy stuff to make him a delicious vanilla banana cake. Sandy packed up her Oscar and busted out of there like she was an out-of-control bus with Keanu Reeves on it.

A source tells People that Sandra checked out of her house on Monday, just a couple of days before the skank hit the fan on the cover of InTouch. Sandra probably got a "courtesy call" over the weekend letting her know that InTouch was about to claim that her husband did illegal sexy times with the 5th runner-up in a Kat Von D look-alike contest at Senor Frog's. And as soon as she got the call and looked at the pictures of Bombshell McGee, she immediately ran off to the nearest Hazmat facility to marinate her privates in Valtrex water while drinking gallons of apple cider vinegar. My mother swears that apple cider vinegar is the cure for EVERYTHING. Seriously, if you've got a headache, drink apple cider vinegar! If your man cheated on you with a round-the-way skank, drink apple cider vinegar!

And why do I have a feeling that there will be zero submissions for the category of Best Actress at the Oscars next year. Every actress in Hollywood is like, "No, I'm good thanks."

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Sandra Bullock & Jesse James: Not Living Together

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Sandra Bullock moved out of the Southern California house she shared with husband Jesse James on Monday.

People reports this happened just days before In Touch reported of her husband’s infidelity with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

Consequently, Sandra, 45, canceled the London premiere for The Blind Side (she won an Oscar for Best Actress for the film on March 7).

“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blind Side has been deemed impossible at this time,” Sandra said in a statement Wednesday. “I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

FYI: Jesse and Michelle have since taken down their Twitter pages @frankyluckman and @MichelleSinai. You can still check out some of his Twitpics.

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Sorry for the double post but I forgot to add: that's one highly ironic nickname she gave him considering Gorillas notoriously have the smallest penises of all primates.
 
The story was going to come out anyway. Did you know that the National Enquirer stood on the Tiger Woods story for two years. It takes time for tabloids to get their story, and to check these girls out. At least they waited after the Oscars. I can't imagine hearing the news your husband is cheating leading up to the big night.
 
Bombshell Has Proof!

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Vanilla Gorilla's side piece Boobshi* McGee has brought evidence to the table in the form of several text messages from Jesse. Yes, she brought us text messages. She obviously didn't complete the course in mistress wh*ring at the Learning Annex, because text messages don't cut it anymore. Everyone knows that you can easily buy a prepaid cell phone, program that number into your real cell phone under the name "Mah Boo Anderson Cooper," and then send yourself a series of text messages like "I giggle for Michael" and "Only your no-no can polish my silver." It's so easy even my dumb as* can do it.

Now I'm pretty sure that Vanilla Gorilla did have sexual relations with that woman, but she still gets an F minus for this shi*! This only proves that she text messages like a 12-year-old girl.

And in case you've been wondering what Marilyn Manson would look like if he got botched gender-reassignment surgery, here's some pictures of Bombshell. Keep the powder close, because your genitals will start to itch

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i wonder if they (sandra and jesse) sat on this for awhile now or this woman came out after sandra won? i mean, it lasted for 11 months. O_O
my guess is the latter one.
 
This is awful, Sandra seemed really in love with him. I guess you can't have it all, she had the best year of her life professionally and it appears the worst personally.
 
...comments i've read on the net did point out the weird wonderment with jesse's behavior and taste, this def points more that Sandra was the woman "out of the ordinary" for him not the other way around.
what i find more disgusting is how ignorant he proved to be in relation with his kid who's been through more than one kid ever has to bare, and the inconsistancy of parental role put with her raising, and for which Sandra proved to be more than will to fulfill. she even moved out of their now in order for that kid not to be moved around once again. :(

anyway, here's Lainey's view again;
Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put on a united front and condemned the accusations, forcing their happiness on top of the scandal.

Sandra Bullock doesn’t front like that.

There was no publicity whitewash attempt via People.com, no asinine statement of togetherness followed by an awkward display of handholding at Whole Foods, but near the end of the day, People.com did quote a source close to Sandy who says that she moved out on Monday. Which makes sense. Not only because her husband was unfaithful but because of the timeline. Usually the magazines try to close by Monday. So her team would have been contacted at the weekend by In Touch about the story. And now of course she’s regrouping in seclusion. That, on top of the cancellation of her trip to the UK to promote The Blind Side, and the statement blaming “unforeseen personal reasons”, and Jesse’s cancellation of his Twitter account, leaves no other conclusion, no matter how much you want to live in denial.

Needless to say, Jesse James’s past is now being called into question. I don’t give a sh-t about the fine print. Suffice to say, what went down with Michelle Bombshell isn’t entirely out of character. In the last 24 hours, I’ve also heard from multiple sources who allege that 1. Bombshell isn’t the only one (it never is, is it?) and 2. Jesse allegedly drinks hard and smokes a lot of dope.

As for Bombshell, well, her crew is trying to float the theory that she was only with Jesse because he told her that his marriage to Sandy was a sham. He’s a gifted liar then. Oh wait, let me guess...it’s sex addiction.
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Oh man, what an idiot he is. Sandra is a beautiful lady who seemed so in love with him and she's at the top of her game right now and he cheats on her with THAT!!
 
She looks like a man. My husband looked at the photos and said: "I can see her mustache, no seriously, I can".
 
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Jesse James Apologizes

Thursday March 18, 2010 03:30 PM EDT
Jesse James Apologizes to Sandra Bullock and His Children

Jesse James has broken his silence.

Facing allegations of infidelity, James issued an apology Thursday to his wife Sandra Bullock and his three children, taking full responsibility for their heartbreak.

In a statement provided to PEOPLE, he says:

"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.

"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.

"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
 
I feel for his youngest daughter who will now lose a mother figure. It's even worse that he would cheat on Sandra after she helped him gain custody...
 
This saddens me. :( Sandy's one of my favorite actresses. Hate to hear about stuff like this, no matter who it is. Shame on him. Some of these men, thinking they can have their cake and eat it, too!
 
must be really terrible for sandra bullock to experience this kind of blow - furthermore so as it happens in front of the whole world after her oscar win and due to her great exposure in the last months - being betrayed is hard enough and imagine not only your friends or family knowing about it but the whole public
 
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