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people say the hills is the most fake reality show. :O

well most of the reality shows are stage. uhg,.
 
i just started watchn with season 2 and i gotta say its interesting to watch but we all know its 100 percent fake!
 
usmagazine.com
Heidi Montag on Lauren's Hills Departure: "We Don't Need Her"
Friday April 3, 2009

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Heidi Montag isn't shedding too many tears as Lauren Conrad prepares for her final season of The Hills, airing Monday.
"We don't need her," she tells MTV News. "We'll miss her. I just don't know if we need her."
Montag says she wasn't "surprised" when her former BFF told Us Weekly exclusively that she is leaving the hit MTV show.

"I know she hasn't been wanting to be doing this for a while, and [the life she really leads] is not on camera," she says. "So I think it's a closing chapter for her. I'm sure she'll have fun and success."
Adds Montag, "She's gotta leave the dramas to the pros! I love The Hills and I definitely don't want to go anywhere anytime soon. That's my home and I'm so grateful to be on it, so we'll see."

Meanwhile, Montag is at work on her debut album, which she hopes to drop by the end of the summer.

Don't expect Lady Gaga to be on it.
"I can't get over that she is a huge pop icon of the world," Montag's beau Spencer Pratt dissed Friday on Q100 Atlanta's The Bert Show. "People are acting like she's the new Britney Spears ... I don't know even why this girl gets so much attention and press. I guess if you dress like a fool and have crazy, ridiculous haircuts, people start paying attention."

"People are calling Lady Gaga the pop princess, [so] what's Heidi - the pop queen?" he added.
Asked to name five artists Montag is more talented than, Pratt said,
"Madonna, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Beyonce and Christina Aguilera."
"I wouldn't even compare them to Heidi's level," he went on. "I am in the studio everyday with Heidi I know what's coming. I can make claims like that."
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It seems that everyone is aware that this is the final season of The Hills but Speidi. Did MTV... the producers forgot to send them the memo?

The Hills' Lo: "Everybody Grows Up and Comes Together" This Season

By GINA DINUNNO
TV GUIDE

The end of a reality era is upon us. Lauren Conrad has announced this upcoming season of The Hills (premiering Monday, April 6, 10 pm/ET, MTV) will be her last. TVGuide.com caught up with Lo Bosworth, Conrad's best bud and roommate, to get the scoop on their final season and why the finale won't disappoint the fans.

TVGuide.com: What are you up to this season?
Lo Bosworth: I graduated in June, and The Hills is my job, but I've been looking for other stuff just to fill the time. I work for a cosmetics line now. You will get to see me at work. I love makeup and want to have my own line some day, so it's the perfect job for me. I went to UCLA and was an art history major, so I was into the art scene, fashion and the whole thing, so it's a perfect fit. Sometimes I read the message boards and everyone's like, "What does Lo do? She doesn't have a job."

TVGuide.com: Will we finally get to see you dating at all this season?
Lo: I don't ever really date on the show. It's something I talked to the producers about back when I was doing Laguna Beach and said this is part of my life that I don't want to have on TV. For me, I'm comfortable being a secondary character on the show. I want to have a career afterwards and the less people know about me, the easier it will be to branch into something else afterward. So I try to keep my really private life private and to myself.

TVGuide.com: I hear you and Lauren moved out of your house?
Lo: It was kind of a nightmare to live on that street. There was constant paparazzi, tour buses came by twice a day and we had such problems with our neighbors because of that. We never had loud and crazy parties, but they all had kids. I understand why they got pissed with all these people on their street. What used to be a quiet neighborhood turned into a spectacle. And we didn't feel very safe there, so we moved into a high-rise building on the West Side with full security, and [we] feel a lot safer. It's Lauren and I, and a third roommate, Maura. She's one of our best friends from growing up. But she's not on the show.

TVGuide.com: Are we going to see a lot of Lauren's relationship with Kyle Howard?
Lo: That wasn't included in the show. Kyle is an actor, so there's no way he can be on a reality show. He has contracts with networks, so there are certain lines like that which cannot be crossed. And there's a huge difference with reality TV and real television shows. If you want to be a real actor, you're not going to put yourself on reality TV because then your craft is questioned, and they think you're doing it for the fame. He's had a pretty long career, so for him, it's not the right move.

TVguide.com: Based on the trailer for the new season, it seems as though a lot of loose ends will be tied up.
I think so. There are a few events that haven't happened yet, and I know they are going to be included in the show, so we have to see how those things play out. But I truly think it is going to come full circle where everybody grows up and comes together. And like any popular show on TV, you want to end it on a high note. So I think it's going to end in a good way that everyone's happy with.
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oohhhhh can't wait to see the new ep! ...waiting impatiently for it to put up online:doh:
 
Gawker.com recaps:
Well, here it is. It's back. The Hills swooped overhead last night—two episodes worth!—like some dark angel of the sparkly rapture. It's good to know your enemy, so let's analyze after the jump. Episode I: The Poseidi Adventure
Fittingly, as this is her last season and the producers have been shifting the focus away from her for some time now, the first scene of the first episode of the last season, didn't begin with our spackled heroine LC. No, it started with Heidi and her fiance's sister, Spencerina, sitting in some blue cafe and, like in so much great drama, discussing a birthday party. It was Lauren's big bday bash and a surprise party was afoot. Heidi's face, also a foot, balled up and looked very concerned. Spencerina, the little monkey holding a pennant that reads "Airtime!" parading around inside her parlor-like skull, batted her eyelashes and purred "What if I invited you?" Because, of course, this being LC's final dream ballet, she'll need to get some closure on that anecdote and figure **** out with Heidi. So Heidi nodded in her taffyish way and the cameras flew off to another location.
Audrina and Lo, who are apparently friends again, said they would buy the cake themselves and so there they were, in a cake shop, waiting. No one really knows what they were talking about. It mostly came out of their mouths as a tinkly series of music box sounds, little ballerinas twirling on their tongues, while the city rushes by them; people on their way to places, things happening, happened, and about to happen. I think, because I took a semester of TwinklyMuisicBoxese, that they were talking more about the birthday party. Would Heidi show up, they wondered as the producers tased them with cattle prods. And would Lauren like being stuck on a yacht for the whole night, what with her entirely rational fear of mermaids (after the incident...) and her propensity to collect barnacles when standing still for too long by the seaside. Ah well, it was too late now. So they picked up their penis cake and set off for the marina.
Heidi was all dressed up in her gold spangly dress and silly tall shoes and Spencerina glowered at her with that thousand yard stare of resentment and need—I hate you, but I need you, you make me eternally sad, but I think there's something inside of you that I can dig out, like a ruby or a buried key, that will solve the problem of my life—and then beautiful brother Spencer walked in. He'd shaved since last we saw him, which was good. He had been looking a bit like that scary tree-man from TLC (you know the one...) But he was still petulant and the worst actor of the bunch, trying to seem completely unaware of the fact that Heidi and Spencerina were, in fact, going to his sworn enemy's big birthday bonanza. But when he saw Heidi firmly affixing her WaterWings and Spencerina putting on the floatie thing that's an inner tube but also a monster head, he knew they'd be near water. "Don't let her get wet, Spency," he warned. You wouldn't like her when she's wet.
So the party. Lauren, looking ghastly and consumptiony in too-dark lipstick and washed out pancake makeup, sat in her limousine discussing the merits of various champagne-bottle-opening strategies. These are the conversations that define our lives, everyone. So get over it, America. And then the limo arrived at the marina and Lauren was blindfolded and they lead her to her Viking funeral pyre. She would be pushed to sea and then Lo would launch a flaming arrow and the whole of it would be set ablaze. "Goodbye Lauren!" they would yell from the docks, bravely waving as tears streamed down their faces. "Goodbye forever old friend!" Then the whole fiery pyre-boat would tilt precariously to one side and catch another yacht in the marina on fire and then another and then another until the whole damn place is burning like the Reckoning in Monte Carlo, and Lo would shrug her shoulders and Audrina wheeze quietly and Spencerina would whisper "I guess we didn't do that right..."
Or, you know, they all go on the boat and Brody the idiot yells "Surprise!!!!" before Lauren's even got her damn blindfold off so basically the party is ruined, but oh well. Later Brody just face-plants in her birthday cake so he can get a bite. Brodes, have you ever been to a birthday party before? This is not how it's done. Lauren hugs and chugs, the other girls teeter strangely, and then Spencerina and Heidi show up. Heidi is carrying an enormous Chanel bag and I thought it would be funny if that was the present. Nothing inside but packing peanuts and a little card and Heidi beams when she hands it over and the world gets a little prettier but also a little sadder.
Lauren was shocked! simply shocked! that Heidi would crash her big TV show party, but in the end she got drunk and weepy and Heidi got weepy too. Why? Because there was a whole text messaging debacle wherein Spencer had a "boys night out" with one other lame *** guy at some rando bar where an MTV plant named Stacie was pretending to be a bartender and pretending to not know who Captain Fleshbeard is. So she flirted with him and he flirted back and meanwhile Spencerina's ex, Cameron or something, watched from a booth in the corner and sent a furtive phone missive to his beloved of old telling her that chicanery was occurring at the bar. Spencer found out and decided to clobber Cameron, who got a few good hits right in the Jack Johnson and then both boys ran away squealing, their pail coming tumbling after.
So Heidi couldn't believe—shocked! she was shocked!—that Spencer had swung his sweaty ham fist into the bowl of oatmeal that is Cameron's face and so she wept, and Lauren wept, and their salty tears became the ocean and the boat sank around them and Lo floated by face down, dead as cranberries, and Heidi and Lauren saluted her and sang "For those in peril on the seaaa..." and somewhere, far off in the distance, there were fireworks and then Lauren and Heidi, having fought it for so very, very long shared a tender kiss, their faces illuminated by the distant explosions of color and light and noise, like their hearts opening to new arrivals. "We're airplane terminals, Heidi," Lauren whispered. "We're zeppelin ports."
Or, you know, they cried and hugged but nothing was resolved and the party ended and so did the episode.
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Episode II: Bananas! Episode two was all about Heidi and Spencer, because they are, I guess, going to be the new leads of the Lauren-less show, when it will be called The Buttes and it will just be a lot of angry staring.
Spencerina—OK, just this once, Stephanie—got in an awesome fight with Spencer, which you can watch to the left.
Heidi went to talk to the horrible Stacie, who pretended like she was innocent and that she didn't know Spencer had a girlfriend and that what a jerk Spencer was, you know? Heidi nodded gravely and went to go whine to Spencer, who whined back at her and before they knew it they were covered in bologna and applesauce and maraschino cherry juice, because they'd been having a food fight, so Heidi decided that she needed to go back to Crested Butte, where her be-makeup'd mom lives in sad, snowy obscurity. "Fine then, go!" bellowed Spencer as he lobbed one last carton of Dunkaroos at her. Splat! it went as it hit Heidi in the back of the head.
Up in the snowy recesses of Colorado, Heidi's mom did her best to read from her lines and say comforting things. But mostly she seemed as stiff as always, too aware of her angle to the camera, too clearly horrified but strangely delighted by this blocky, stretched-out thing her daughter had become. What wicked secrets does she hold?, Ma Heidi wondered. What nutrients can I extract for my own benefit? They talked about feelings and about weddings and about snow and about the nature of drama—was it mirror held up to life, or was it window to something faraway and strange, some dissonant imagining that will never quite match up to the real thing, and is therefore both horribly necessary and completely useless? Then they went to dinner!
At dinner Heidi's stepdad acted even more awkward than her realmom and then the evening teetered sideways and set a whole marina of embarrassment on fire because some exboyfriend of Heidi's named Colbyjackcheese galoompfed over and Heidi knew it was a setup, but she didn't know if it was her parents' doing or the producers', and then you saw a flash of cold recognition dart across her worried face and you knew that she'd suddenly realized she didn't even know the difference between the two anymore. Anyway, Colbyjack smiled dumbly and said he was dating a girl (I pictured a small pine tree, wearing a dress, riding a snowmobile at dawn) but wasn't engaged, so Ma Heidi's mouth curled around its lipliner and she said "Well then, there's still hope!"
Back in Sunburn Valley, Spencer decided that he needed to get some bro-questions out of the bro-way. So he called up Brody and they met at some vegan restaurant and talked about feelings and Brody sort of agreed with Spencer but also seemed to not really care one way or another. Spencer also went to talk to Stacie again, who gleamed and glistened terribly when she said mean things about Heidi, and lordy lou, what's gonna happen?
The episode ended somewhere, I don't really remember. I do remember that Lauren said it was funny that the only people Spencer and Heidi had to call were the two people they'd dicked over the most. That actually made sense. Good observation, LC.
So here we are, plummeting back down into this hole. The rabbit who dug it long gone, probably buried somewhere in his little waistcoat, lying in some unremarkable grave. And we're left to ponder what will be left of the show once our tanned anchor snaps the line and disappears. We'll have Lo, but all of her pointy cruelty will be rendered neutral when she doesn't have Lauren's relative niceness to play off. So too will Spencer and Heidi struggle for want of a backboard. Their dumb stupid tennis balls (and Dunkaroos and Gushers and huge, heaping handfuls of spaghetti) will just lob over the fence and sit there, unanswered. And we'll be asked to watch.
And, of course, there's Audrina. There she was in the background last night, like something strange and ugly and frail that's been stolen from the world—a fawn embryo, drifting in space. There've been some reports that she might be leaving too, so we won't have to face a season like the last one where it was mostly about her moonlit features screwing up into various facial poses, ranging between chimpunk-who's-just-lost-its-job to koala-bear-cub-who's-just-learned-the-concept-of-kidnapping. Neither are terribly interesting. Though I think, in some strange way, I'd miss them if they left.
Same to you Lauren! But, alas, you're already a ghost. Which means, in part at least, I don't believe in you.
Poof!
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MTV takes way too long to post the epi...

The Good:
-Lauren bitching out Stephanie for constantly pushing Heidi down her throat... that was priceless:flower:
-Lauren scene with Brody at the end... so cute together even just as friends.
-Lo telling Heidi to move on and find new friends at the party, HA!

The Bad:
-Stephanie stirring up unnecessary drama
-Anything to do with Spencer and Heidi relationship since everyone knows the drama is fake. Lauren b-day was 2/1 (supposely when all this drama was taking place) but on Valentine day, Speidi hosted some party in Vegas where they were all grinding up on each other.
-Lauren's red lips and pancake foundation for her B-day party.

The Ugly
-Whatever both Stephanie and Audrina did to their faces... both look strange and kinda bloated:yuk:
 
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Zposen said:
MTV takes way too long to post the epi...

The Good:
-Lauren bitching out Stephanie for constantly pushing Heidi down her throat... that was priceless:flower:
-Lauren scene with Brody at the end... so cute together even just as friends.
-Lo telling Heidi to move on and find new friends at the party, HA!

The Bad:
-Stephanie stirring up unnecessary drama
-Anything to do with Spencer and Heidi relationship since everyone knows the drama is fake. Lauren b-day was 2/1 (supposely when all this drama was taking place) but on Valentine day, Speidi hosted some party in Vegas where they were all grinding up on each other.
-Lauren's red lips and pancake foundation for her B-day party.

The Ugly
-Whatever both Stephanie and Audrina did to their faces... both look strange and kinda bloated:yuk:
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ZPosen - I'd give you karma if I could! Love this - made me laugh out loud! You should do one after each episode :D

I thought Lauren telling Stephanie to stop was the best. She's so on to everyone trying to get to her/use her for more airtime. I loved how she just told her to STFU and then moved on. Stephanie looked really stupid afterwards. Stephanie just needs to stop lying on camera. She clearly invited Heidi to the party, but then tried to blame it on Lo to Lauren (right in front of Lo!) - but Lauren cut her off and was like "I know Lo wouldn't do that". Then she went off saying Heidi basically forced her to bring her along to the party. LOL! She needs to stick to one story and if she's going to be manipulative, at least own up to it or do a better job at it.
 
First of all I'd like to say that,what MTV did to us on Monday was unnaceptable.I had to wait till this morning to watch my favorite show on earth.What kind of f*ckery is this ? I hope that it won't happen again,next week.

The episodes were kinda cool.Like Zposen said,the scene between Steph and Lauren at the fabric was priceless.One the best scene in the entire history of this show.Lauren is the best,she handled her self amazingly at her bithday party.Her reaction was so mature and respectful.I love her :heart:

Heidi was cute,I couldn't help but feel pitty for her.I truly hope that one day,she opens her eyes and how ugly Spencer is inside and out.Her ex bf is handsome btw.Kudos Heidi's mom for trying to set them up LOL

I've missed this show so much.I can't wait for next week.And Zposen like stateofbliss,please do this every week.You're hilarious :flower:
 
lady B said:
It wasn't the case last season.They always put the episode up right after it aired on TV.
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I think it's a pretty new thing they're doing. Episodes for The City were put up the day after too. So frustrating, but I guess it encourages people in the US to actually watch it on tv!
 
spencer's friend looks.. i dont know, there's just something off about him. he looks criminal.
 
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