Thousands Of Men Still Want Wonky

[Kenysha75]

Wonky McValtrex recently dumped burrito heir Doug Reinhardt, because her mutant cooch gnats slowly ate his penis so she really doesn't have any use for him anymore. Wonky says that even though thousands of dudes are throwing themselves at her hooves, she still wants to remain single.

At last night's UsWeekly party, Wonky told The Sun, "A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls, but I'm not ready to be with anyone. Maybe in six months or a year but, right now, I'm just too busy for a relationship."

This b*tch. Like there's really a thousand straight dudes on the planet who haven't hit that. Walk into any burn center in any city and ask every dude there what they're in for. 9 out of 10 of them will tell you, "I had sex with Paris Hilton."

I'm sure she's getting a thousand calls a day, but half are from the CDC begging her to stop, and the other half are from the pharmaceutical companies telling her to keep on, keep on.
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[VogueParisLover]

When did the term 'Wonky' become Paris' nickname?

 

[vogue28]

It's new to me as well, I had to Google it.

Wonky is a reference to her asymetrical eyes - the weird one is her "wonky" eye.

McValtrex is a reference to her use of Valtrex, a well known herpes medication.
Also, she is a walking herp machine, so that could be something. And Dave Grohl had the best quote about the nasty skank when he said "She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party sl*t." Here, here, Foo Fighters Man.

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[Spiral1532]

Wonky McValtrex recently dumped burrito heir Doug Reinhardt, because her mutant cooch gnats slowly ate his penis so she really doesn't have any use for him anymore.

LMAO

 

[LolaSvelt]

That Dave Grohl quote is just .

 

[ParadEyes]

with all the money she has...can't she fix her droopy eye?ok this sounded mean..but really..I wonder

 

[lizbabe09]

OMG that article is hilarious!

 

[Scott]

wonky is a british term for unsteady,awry or wrong(which can all be terms one could associate with her too) so that probably is where the nickname comes from.

and there's your english lesson for today,kids

 

[Deleted member 1957]

I just find the article too National Enquirer or Page 6 than TFS..But that's just me

 

[shoesexy]

I'm red-faced to be laughing tears at this, but .....

 

[4Raitha]

Until this day i havent noticed that ' wonky ' eye ...

 

[McClaire]

She's so gross