Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[kriszti.md]

^^^^^Geez Those are horrible!

 

[Traversant]

^ Haha I actually like that Peaches song, until the end it gets too redundant

 

[eternitygoddess]

Some of these songs are so obscene they need to get banned.

These people basically threw together a few swear words and made it a song.

 

[vogue_addiction]

http://www.youtube.com/v/URVC5RimDZc&hl=en

I'm too sexy for my sexy for my car...
I'm too sexy for my shirt...

 

[L0VE]

The song bust it baby.

 

[Verene]

Skater boy... no it should be written in the kool way, Sk8erBoi "he was a boy, she was a girl." Avril Lavigne along with George W. Bush should be crowned the King & Queen Obvious.

And this Dutch song, the translation just cracks me up.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iRUGGy9RVrM

 

[cato.]

Heidi Montag's Fashion ...

Stars with: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEIDI
I live to be model thin, dress me I'm your mannequin ...
FASHIN PUT IT ALL ON MEH
DONT CHU WANNA SEE DEES CLOTHES ON MEH

...

I got a confession to make, I actually kind of like that song.

 

[Skywire]

I really think you're groovy.Lets go out to a movie

That's all kinds of amazing.

 

[L0VE]

^ Lol =)

 

[xsavagex]

That 3sixmafia song has such disgusting lyrics!!! ugh

 

[Starry_Night]

I don't know if these are the worst lyrics I've ever heard, but they're pretty bad. I really don't know what happened to Madonna, or why she thinks that she can rap.

Madonna - American Life

[...] I’m drinkin’ a soy latte, I get a double shoté
It goes right through my body and you know I’m
satisfied
I drive my mini Cooper and I’m feeling super-duper
Yo’, they tell I’m a trooper and you know I’m
satisfied
I do yoga and Pilates and the room is full of hotties
So I’m checkin’ out the bodies and you know I’m
satisfied
I’m diggin’ on the isotopes, this metaphysics s*** is
dope
And if all this can give me hope you know I’m
satisfied [...]
metrolyrics.com

 

[kriszti.md]

madonna makes me feel sick.

 

[girlinquestion]

^ I miss the old Madonna.
These days, I hold the same sentiments as you.

 

[L0VE]

These lyrics take the cake song = "lookin boy"

weak lookin boy
you slow lookin boy
dirty white sock in ya toe lookin boy
rat lookin boy
WILL YOU MARRY ME? splat! lookin boy
whoopie goldberg black whip lookin boy
midnight train gladys night lookin boy
you po' lookin boy
di-aimonds oh! nappy head hoe lookin boy
dig it in ya booty den smell lookin boy
get rough with the k.y. gel lookin boy
get ya RICKY!!!! Moress Chestnut shot in ya

back lookin boy
valtrex brand new bed lookin boy
you inhouse L-cool j lookin boy
get ya NO MAMA! NO MAMA! Penny off Good times

Lil Wayne Mr. Carter

Yo Joint afta this
This right here is crazy
I-I feel Big! You-know what I'm..
Not-not "Big" in the sense of weight, you know like gaining weight or...nothing like that
but like COLOSSAL you know what I mean? Like *sigh*...

I heard you were looking for me

 

[papa_levante]

I hate "Go Girl" by Pitbull. Just awful. Who puts MySpace in a song?

 

[fashionmuse]

From Hey Juliet:
I think you're fine
You really blow my mind
Maybe someday, you and me can run away
I just want you know know
I wanna be your Romeo
Hey Juliet

omg i remember that song!! lol wow its so old, i remember listening to it in like the 5th grade. thank god my music taste took a complete 180

 

[Filipe]

this sh** that I dont even understand this, bt was a time that everybody was singing this garbage

Ozone - Dragostea Din Tei

Ma-ia-hii
ma-ia-huu
ma-ia-hoo
ma-ia-haa
alo, salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea,
alo, alo, sunt eu picasso,
ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
mi-amintesc de ochii tai
te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, picasso,
ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
dar sa stii nu.ti cer nimic

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
mi-amintesc de ochii tai

x4
Ma-ia-hii
ma-ia-huu
ma-ia-hoo
ma-ia-haa

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
mi-amintesc de ochii tai

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei
chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
mi-amintesc de ochii tai.

 

[LolaSvelt]

Not terrible lyrics, but bad music. I must confess my disgust in Ashley Tisdale ruining 80's classics:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_oVY0_7SdTs
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=g81uV5wCGtI

 

[Filipe]

Ashley Tisdale is one of the worst famous singers, like Jessica Simpson, when theres women that sings a million times better than this 2 and dont even earn 50 % that they earn.

Btw she doesnt sing in the 2nd vid.

 

[LolaSvelt]

Ashley Tisdale is one of the worst famous singers, like Jessica Simpson, when theres women that sings a million times better than this 2 and dont even earn 50 % that they earn.

Btw she doesnt sing in the 2nd vid.

I noticed that and replaced it with a video in which she does sing in, but weirdly, it doesn't change.