Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[ParadEyes]

umbrella ella ella eh eh eh
^ could it be any more ********? makes me wanna throw up i swear

 

[Filipe]

Las Ketchup - Aserejé

Mira lo que se avecina
a la vuelta de la esquina
viene Diego rumbeando.
Con la luna en las pupilas
y su traje agua marina
parece de contrabando.

Y donde mas no cabe un alma
alli se mete a darse caña
poseido por el ritmo ragatanga.
Y el dj que lo conoce
toca el himno de las doce
para Diego la cancion mas deseada
Y la baila,y la goza y la canta...

Aserejé, ja deje tejebe tude jebere
sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí [x3]

No es cosa de brujeria
que lo encuentre tos los dias
por donde voy caminando.
Diego tiene chuleria
y ese punto de alegria
rastafari afrogitano

Y donde mas no cabe un alma
alli se mete a darse caña
poseido por el ritmo ragatanga.
Y el dj que lo conoce
toca el himno de las doce
para Diego la cancion mas deseada
Y la baila,y la goza y la canta...

Aserejé, ja deje tejebe tude jebere
sebiunouba majabi an de bugui an de buididipí [x3]

such a stupid song

 

[microfizz]

All reggaeton. I've never heard most demeaning, womanizing and tasteless lyrics as the ones of that "genre". And I've tried to stay away from it but try going to a beach party or a bus ride in South America without it and good luck!

 

[Ronchamp]

Las Ketchup - Aserejé
such a stupid song

OMG, that song! lol I remember hearing it everywhere!! i don't even know what the lyrics mean, but now it's stuck in my head...again. oh and the moves in the video were hilarious too!


Another former huge hit with questionable lyrics
Blue (Da Ba De), by Eiffel 65
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just blue like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around
Cos he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I have a blue house with a blue window.
Blue is the colour of all that I wear.
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue.
Blue are the people here that walk around,
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside.
Blue are the words I say and what I think.
Blue are the feelings that live inside me.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

Inside and outside blue his house
With the blue little window and a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him and hisself
And everybody around cause he aint got
Nobody to listen to

I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...

I'm blue (if I was green I would die)

 

[Filipe]

OMG, that song! lol I remember hearing it everywhere!! i don't even know what the lyrics mean, but now it's stuck in my head...again. oh and the moves in the video were hilarious too!

Neither I understand the lyrics, actually I think that most of the words dont even exist.
yes was everybody singing that sh**. not everybody can understand music.

 

[eternitygoddess]

I really like the blue song. Catchy song tempo.

weak lookin boy
you slow lookin boy
dirty white sock in ya toe lookin boy
rat lookin boy
WILL YOU MARRY ME? splat! lookin boy
whoopie goldberg black whip lookin boy
midnight train gladys night lookin boy
you po' lookin boy
di-aimonds oh! nappy head hoe lookin boy
dig it in ya booty den smell lookin boy
get rough with the k.y. gel lookin boy
get ya RICKY!!!! Moress Chestnut shot in ya

back lookin boy
valtrex brand new bed lookin boy
you inhouse L-cool j lookin boy
get ya NO MAMA! NO MAMA! Penny off Good times

I have NO idea what those lyrics are trying to say.

 

[eternitygoddess]

And Liz Phair has some ah..."interesting" songs.

6 Dick

The six dick pimp is just doing his job
Making sure that business isn't going under
He's got the studs lined up in their stalls
Put a couple of bills in, you see six minutes of balls

Justine has got a plastic baggie on her dick
Cherry's got a couple Prince Alberts through her prick
And nobody's in number four and number six
Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn't miss it

I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back
I'll be on my way (I'll be on my way)
(You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back)
I'll be on my way

You thought you were smart
Thought I wouldn't leave home
You rented a car, and now you're halfway to Idaho
You thought you were smart
Thought I'd leave you alone
But you have no idea what kind of hell is coming down on you

I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back
I'll be on my way (I'll be on my way)
(You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back)
I'll be on my way

I don't care how much time it takes
I don't care what kind of money he makes
I just want my honey back
I'll be on my way (I'll be on my way)
(You're gonna gimme my boyfriend back)
I'll be on my way
I'll be on my way

The six dick pimp is just doing his job
Making sure that business isn't going under
He's got the studs lined up in their stalls
Put a couple bills in, man, you really shouldn't miss it

Hot White "Come"

Give it to me, don't give it away
Don't think about what the others say
My skin's getting clear, my hair's so bright
All you do is **** me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na na na na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feelin' nice
Baby, you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth, it's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite

Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth, it's the meaning of life
Baby, you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come

Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Gimme your hot white come
Your hot white come

 

[Skywire]

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have boobies

-The Pussycat Dolls, When I Grow Up

Actually all of their songs

 

[Filipe]

^

 

[1FashionVictim]

^^Whenever I feel like crumping, that's my jam BTW, it's groupies, not boobies.

 

[Filipe]

^

 

[Skywire]

^^Whenever I feel like crumping, that's my jam BTW, it's groupies, not boobies.

It will forever sound like boobies to me

 

[ruthie]

"Get Silly" by souljaboytellem is epically terrible. I cut out some repetitive parts.

the dance floor silly
tthe ladies gon' feel me
the fellas in the back and they twistin' up a philly
get silly
...
my chain too silly
my wrist too silly
the girls throw me dish cuz my rims big billin
my ride too silly
i ride too silly
we for fantastic cuz i got a deally
cuz now i'm i'm worth a million
forget a rubberband cuz you can't put a rubberband around a billion
i be wildin on a island somewhere just like gilligan
drillin who like a who like a dentist at the den like villerann
i ba ba ba i'm da man girlfriend
i'm da reason why you wanna lose ya man girlfriend
i'm calm like da sea
i'm blowed like the wind
and now that i'm straight i'm bout to act a fool again
get silly
...
my shades too silly cuz they made by cavalli
jays so excited you can't find em lil buddy
i'm not nick cannon but i'm wildin out clubbin
watchin everybody jockin while i'm poppin sumthin bubbly
poppin sumthin bubbly
i'm tryna do it big
da boy from the a
i'm tryna represent
dem haters in my way
i play this game to win
watch me take em to the alley knock em all off like some cans
drop drop drop imma sell like silly
cuz evrybody dancin and everybody feel me
with stack in my jeans just like my name was billy
while i'm jockin on you haters
just like a pop-a-wheelie
get silly

 

[Crying Diamonds]

I always tend to love songs with hideous lyrics but amazing beats.
I am an absolute knock-over for a good beat.
..And of course tune.


Like I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick

...
Atrocious

Plus, i love Robyn's Who's That Girl?

Good girls are pretty like all the time
I'm just pretty some of the time
Good girls are happy and satisfied
I won't stop asking until I die

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure

Who's that girl that you dream of?
Who's that girl that you think you love?
Who's that girl, well I'm nothing like her
I know there's no such girl
I swear I can't take the pressure
Who's that girl?

Good girls don't say no or ask you why
I won't let you love me until you really try
Good girls are sexy like everyday
I'm only sexy when I say it's okay

I just can't deal with the rules
I can't take the pressure

Let's play a game that you've never tried
You be the girl and I'll be the guy
Let's pretend everything has changed, and then
would you love me any different?

...
What does that even mean?!
Such bad lyrics, but amazing tuneage.

 

[carmen_kass]

This is borderline insane! I've heard a lot of crap in my time but this is just....

aah, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny...Me, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny... Me, so horny....
Me love you long time.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY

 

[em 692]

don't just stare
'cuz she's not wearing underwear
oh, how rude,
at least you got your attention square
don't you realize,
it's just her disguise?
hey mom look,
no more panty lines!
-sonic youth "panty lies"

ok i actually like this song but i couldn't help myself!

 

[mardybum8]

Scouting for girls - James bond it is awful :| well most of their stuff is

007; Britain's finest secret agent, licensed to kill.
Mixing business with girls and thrills.
I've seen you walk the screen, it's you that I adore.
Since I was a boy I've wanted to be like Roger Moore.
A girl in every port, and gadgets up my sleeve.
The world is not enough for the both of us it seems.
So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
Hello Mr Bond, I've been expecting you.
Martini in your hand, and that eyebrow that you move.
Don't take this the wrong way, I know it might sound odd.
I'm the next double 0, I'm the right man for the job.
So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone else.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone else.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me

I've summed this band up as geeks who sing about how they don't get laid!

 

[kriszti.md]

omg i found the BEST song ever kept me laughing until my face and stomach was sore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug

watch!!!

 

[kriszti.md]

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[ParadEyes]

sticky face worst..song..ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NE9ggSUq-8