Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[L0VE]

Ja Rule:
"I, got a fetish for ****in you witcha skirt on"

 

[L0VE]

Nelly:

"I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover"

"Shimmy shimmy cocoa what? Listen to it pound"

"Who say pretty boys can't be wild ni$$a&?"

"Blow thirty mill' like I'm Hammer"

"I win now (Whoo!) ****in lesbian twins now"

"Bill Gates, Donald Trump let me in now"

 

[electricladyland]

r kelly

As I walk you to the dance floor
We begin to dance slow
Put your arms around me...

I'm feelin' on your booty

 

[L0VE]

^ LMAO.

**** you like an animal, nine inch nails:

"through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive
"

"it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else
i want to **** you like an animal"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2UsAbI1hg

 

[L0VE]

R. Kelly Sex We%^.

"Sex give me the munchies and now I wanna eat it up, oh"

I can't believe this stuff sells, lol.

"We messing with the same girl, the same girl.
[R. Kelly]
How could the love of my life and my potential wife be the same girl?
[Usher]
Man I can't believe that we've been messing with the same girl, the same girl.
[R. Kelly]
Thought she's someone I could trust but she's been doubling up with us.
U, K, man we been messing with same girl."

 

[L0VE]

"Said she got me on a ring tone
[R. Kelly]
Are you talking about the pink phone?
[Usher]
Uh uh the blue one
[R. Kelly]
"
Usher, R. Kelly

"Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes"
R. Kelly, Sex in the kitchen

 

[electricladyland]

r kelly is a virtual treasure trove of horrible lyrics!

 

[L0VE]

In english (it's like, yeah no ****)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0

(LOL, fast forward to 1:02.)

 

[L0VE]

r kelly is a virtual treasure trove of horrible lyrics!

I know! Lol, I wonder if he has realized this yet . Once you think you've heard it all, he releases a new one.

 

[L0VE]

LMAO:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iJ1bb18nQQg&feature=related

 

[L0VE]

"Never trust a big butt and smile "Bell Biv Devoe
Poison

 

[Omnis]

Here's a major Scandinavian hit from the middle of the 90's .. I'm not sure how big it was in the rest of the world, but the song and lyrics are truly horrendous!

Aqua - Barbie girl

Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!

 

[jewelbox]

"It’s going down on isle 3. I’ll bag you like some groceries"
Usher/Young Jeezy

 

[kriszti.md]

^^Don't insult my Aqua *beee*

No seriously, they were the best of Eurotrash

 

[kriszti.md]

Here's some Günther for y'all, in case you haven't heard of his sexiness My favourite is the third song, Ding Ding Dong

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SD3s__hWS8o
http://youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U

 

[ingetjuh18]

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey Hey you you I don't like your girlfriend
No way no way I think you need a new one
Hey Hey you you I could be your girlfriend

 

[miwa]

This thread is hilarious

There's a Serbian song that goes something like this:
I walked on Friday
It was twilight
I fell on the sidewalk
It hurt: ''Aaaah''
When I got up
I saw on that same spot
A smudge that had the same color as red cherry

I think you can all guess what it's about

 

[jewelbox]

- Avril

 

[Ronchamp]

Finger Eleven:
Even though I know
I don't want to know
Yeah I guess I know
I just hate how it sounds

...rhyming "know" with "know"?!?!

 

[Candy_lux]

LMAO someone re did it.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=11v3Drmkjdk

Original
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSRigInpvYM&feature=related

spencer shot that video for her in the beach...