Worst song/lyrics you've ever heard

[kriszti.md]

Heidi and her Spencer

 

[kismine]

ohh i forgot about barbie girl! it's still fun to karaoke to..

 

[MeMe7]

lol omg i love 'Barbie Girl" that brings me back to the 90's eveyone knew that song. It a love to hate sort of song.

 

[DandyWarhol]

i just hear Gwen Stefani's "Cool" and this line really stuck out:


" Circles and triangles, and now we're hangin' out with your new girlfriend"

filler anyone?

 

[Urban Stylin]

this song has a terrible line...ever since i hear it i dont wanna listen...especially since they even play a sound to emphasize the point!

crying out for you by Mario ft Lil Wayne and Busta

need girl you kno im right here its like beautiful art
I love wakin up wen we up in the crib and I even think its cute wen u fart (excuse me)
Wen ur heart starts to flutter and u hear them little voices
And you feel it all up in your gut that's when u kno u need to make them choices
That's goin make you so much happier and wenever u want to go steady

 

[jewelbox]

^

 

[Candy_lux]

omg!!! that's disgusting

 

[kriszti.md]

Aqua

Oooh, I am the candyman
Oooh, comin' from bountyland
Oooh, I am the candyman
Oooh, comin' from bountyland

I wish that you were my lollipop
Sweet things, I will never get enough
If you show me to the sugar tree
Will you give me a sodapop for free

Come with me, honey, I'm your sweet sugar candyman (oooh)
Run like the wind, fly with me to bountyland (oooh)
Bite me, I'm yours, if you're hungry, please understand (oooh)
This is the end of the sweet sugar candyman

Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, your word is my command
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland

Oooh, you are my lollipop
Oooh, sugar sugar top
Oooh, you are my lollipop
Oooh, sugar sugar top

I wish that I were a bubble gum
Chewin' on me, baby, all day long
I will be begging for sweet delight
Until you say I am yours tonight

Come with me, honey, I'm your sweet sugar candyman (oooh)
Run like the wind, fly with me to bountyland (oooh)
Bite me, I'm yours, if you're hungry, please understand (oooh)
This is the end of the sweet sugar candyman

Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, your word is my command
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland

Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, your word is my command
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland

I am the candyman
Comin' from bountyland
I am the candyman
Comin' from bountyland

Comin' from bountyland

Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, your word is my command
Oh my love, I know you are my candyman
And oh my love, let us fly to bountyland

Oooh, you are my lollipop
Oooh, sugar sugar top
Oooh, you are my lollipop
Oooh, sugar sugar top

 

[Silas]

SLOB ON MY KNOB by 3sixmafia how they won an oscar i will nvr know

 

[Silas]

"Slob On My Knob"

[Juicy J]
Slob on my knob
Like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name
Sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts
Lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please don't touch
First find a mate
Second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name rover
I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush
Shouldn't had a woosh
Told her to stop, and take a dush
While she did that
I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a ****** di** or something [4x]

My ***** D-Magic
Said he had to have it
I said just forget it, it's too craby
Know a little frea*, in Hollywood
Sucks on dic*, does it real good
She'll give you money, feel up your tummy
House full of kids, parents all schummy
Once had a down, backyard ground
Hit it from the back
Enjoy the sound
Lay on the cover
Always use the rubber
Till I got caught, f**king with her mother
She blamed it on me
We fought in the street
She pulled out a knife, so I had to flee
Called up the boys
Went to her house
Charged the whole place
Threw the *itch out
Police busted in
Where the ******* at
We left just in time, and never came back
Roll through the hood, waving at the fre*ks
Who's sniffing all the rocks, and smoking all the geeks
Made another stop
Police station
Saw a few cops
Drove by and sprayed them
Licensee tag number
A ****** said he saw
Bogus all the time
Never get caught

 

[kriszti.md]

^Omg

Peaches

Suckin' on my t*tties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches,
What else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?

Suckin' on my t*tties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?

huh? right. what? uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.
huh? what? right. uhh.

SIS IUD, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.
IUD SIS, stay in school coz it's the best.

Suckin' on my t*tties like you wanted me,
Callin me, all the time like blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time.
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches. huh? what?


**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.

huh? what? right. uhh. huh? what? right. uhh.
What else in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches.
huh? what? right. uhh.

**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.
**** the pain away. **** the pain away.

 

[kriszti.md]

Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid Mother****er

Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?

Should I talk slower like you're a ******
Should I talk slower like you're ********

Yo they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it
Get it
Get it
You just dont get it
Get it
Get it
Get it

You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er

You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****

Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?
Is it simple enough for you?
Does everybody understand? Are you all still following me?

Should I talk slower like you're a ******?
Should I talk slower like you're ********?

Yo, they think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

They think you're dumb
I think you're smart
No, wait, I lied
I think you're dumb

Get it?
Get it?
Get it?
You just dont get it!!!
Get it?
Get it?
Get it?

You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er

You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****

It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose
It's under your nose

It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head
It's over your head

It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach
It's out of your reach

You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er

You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****er
You stupid mother****

Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana

Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana

Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana

Nana
Nana
Nana
Nanananana

 

[L0VE]

Lol, I found a lot of funny songs recently.

 

[L0VE]

Mostly every lyric in Plies 'bust baby' (enough said).

LTFOL

First time we had sex, it was like a movie
Both of us fell asleep, woke up woozy
Love how she say my name, love how she do me
Gain feelings for her, kinda quick, kinda blew me
Found myself thinking bout her **** kinda spooked me
Mo’ time we spent together the mo’ she got attached
I love being around her, seem like the perfect match
She aint blow my phone up and she ain’t neva hack
She knew her place, played her role, and she was cool w/ that
What you doing?, Where you going?, Questions she don’t ask
She took my mind off the streets, she helped me relax
She wanna v.i.p her baby, she put me on my back

What we did last night got me wanting to call her
If I wasn’t real homie I’d probably stalk her
From the hood, when she get drunk she talk proper
Got kinky with her, told her to dress up like a lawyer
I was the judge last night I gave her all the orders
Worked it real good, turned her round doggy spawled her
Told her if I gave her anymore I’ma have to charge her
Felt the vibe in the room, the feelings getting larger
Took her from the bench now turned her into a starter
Taste like suga, smell like water
Now she into goons, all off what I taught her
What I do to her make her care about me harder

She my bust it baby (until fades)

THE BEST LYRIC OF ALL (LOL)
I juss gave her a nick name, it's wet-wet
Cause when we finished she mess up all the bedsets

(WTF? Ick)

 

[Candy_lux]

that stupid mother thing is horrible...

 

[Urban Stylin]

am a big hiphop fan but many eminem songs have dreadful lyrics
All these have a GIANT R age limit

Amityville lyrics
(feat. Bizarre (D-12))

(kill kill kill)
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da
(kill kill kill)
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum
Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm..
(kill kill kill)

[Chorus: Eminem]

Mentally illll from Amityvilllle (ILLLL)
Accidentally killll your family stillll
Thinkin he won't? God-damnit he willll (HE'SSSS)
Mentally illll from Amityvilllle
[{HE'SSSS} - on repeats only]

[Eminem]
I get lifted and spin til I'm half-twisted
Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick {*SMACK*}
Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick ****
Shrink pencil me in for my last visit
Drink gin til my chin's full of splashed whiskers {*whoosh*}
Hash whiskey and ash til I slap b*tches {*smack*}
Ask Bizzy, he's been here the past six years
Mash with me you'll get in imagine this

[Chorus 2X]

[Bizarre]
I ****ed my cousin in his *******, slit my mother's throat
{*AHHHHHHHH!*} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?
My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
{*Mmm mm mmm!*} And b*tches know me as a horny *** freak
Their mother wasn't raped, I ate her ***** while she was 'sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU ****IN HOMO!)
That's what I said at my dad's funeral

[Chorus 2X]

[Eminem]
That's why the city is filled with a bunch of ****in idiots still (still)
That's why the first mother****er poppin some **** he gets killed (killed)
That's why we don't call it Detroit, we call it Amityville ('Ville)
You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)
Ahahahaha, that's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)
This ain't Detroit, this is mother****in Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)
We don't do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shoot
and when the police come we ****in shoot it out with them too!
That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here)
Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)
While I'm holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)
Got some registration and just made this **** valid this year? (year?)
Cause once I snap I can't be held accountable for my acts
and that's when accidents happen,
when a thousand bullets come at your house
and collapse the foundation around and they found you
and your family in it (AHHHHH!)
GOT DAMNIT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU

[Chorus 2X]

Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum, tahh-dum.. ta-dah-da
Dum..

Fack lyrics

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack faaaack
**** I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

I never seen no **** like this
This b*tch can twist like a damn contortionist
Condom on my dick
Of course it is
This b*tch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in her
****s like a p*rn star
Looks like jenna
**** I'm gonna
Cum
I think my rubbers coming off
But oh it's so ****in wet and soft
**** I'm gonna start letting off
I'm squirting and she's not getting off
And she's on top
I'm gonna ****ing, oh god
Oh don't do that
Don't stop
Stop, don't, I don't mean don't stop
Ah Wait a minute
Oh ohh fack
I'm gonna ****ing cum

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Oh wow oh aww
I need a cigarette now
oh I'm so ****ing hot and your so ****in hot
Oh my God
I wanna facking fack
No, not ****
I said fack
F A C K F A C K
fack fack facking freak me
oh yeah girl c baby
They call me mr freaky
Lets call your sister threeway
Have some threesome
Me so horny
And your such a ****in babe
I wanna go down on u
Fack u shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Ok I'm done
I already came twice
You ain't gonna make me cum
I'm all out of gas
Not so fast
Ah Your finger just went in my ***'
Ahh that hurts take it out now
Oh wait a minute put it back in
In in in
This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs
Boobs boobs
Now See that gerbil
Grab that tube
Shove it up my butt
Let that little rascal nibble on my *******
Oh yeah right there, right there
Uhhh I'm cumming
Oh yeah
Fack I just came again
Ok pull it out now
Oh **** yeah
Wait he's not out
He's still crawling around up there
Oh fack I think it's stuck
Oh but it feels so ****ing good

Ah ah ah ahhh
Oh god damn
I'm gonna facckin cum
Oh ****, oh yeah
Fack fack fack
Fack I am
I am,
I'm going to cum
I'm cumming

Shove a gerbil in your ***
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ***
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ***
Through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ***
Through a tube
Ewww
Eww ewww

Puke lyrics

[Sounds of someone puking]

There I go--thinking of you again

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me ****in' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little poem
But from of the dome would probably be a little more, more suitable for this type of song--whoa
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I could think of
Sixteen bars, this ain't enough to put some ink ta
So **** it, I'ma start right here by just be brief-a
Bout to rattle off some other reasons
I knew I shouldn't go and get another tattoo of you
On my arm, but what do I go and do
I go and get another one, now I got two
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I'm sittin' here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid **** again
My next girlfriend, now her name's gotta be Kim
Shi-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-it
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every mother****in' thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldn't be standing here crying over you
Boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-who

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me ****in' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you

I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would probably be a little better
Instead of a letter
That you'd probably just shred up--yeah
I stumbled on your picture yesterday and it made me stop and think of
How much of a waste it'd be for me to put some ink ta, a stupid piece a
Paper, I'd rather let you see how
Much I ****in' hate you in a freestyle
You're a ****in' coke-head, I hope you ****in' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your ****in' guts, you ****in' sl*t, I hope you die
Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie
But please don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter or mad
It's not that I still love you, it's not 'cause I want you back
It's just that when I think of you, it makes me wanna
gag-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-ag
What else can I do, I haven't got a clue
Now I guess I'll just move on, I have no choice but to
But every time I think of you now, I'll I wanna do
Is pu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uu-uke

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me ****in' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you, I puke

****in' b*tch

 

[Urban Stylin]

some lil kim not suitable for minors

[Lil' Kim]
I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even **** with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my ***** from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a **** (Uh-huh)
That's what I liked about him
He ate my ***** from dark till the mornin
Called his girl up and told her we was bonin
Puerto Rican papi, used to be a Deacon
But now he be sucking me off on the weekend
And this black dude I called King Kong
He had a big *** dick and a hurricane tongue

[Sisqo]
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Cause I've got to know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
This verse goes out to my niggaz in jail
Beatin they d*cks to the double-X-L; Magazine (uhh)
You like how I look in the aqua green? Get your Vaseline
Roll some weed with some tissue and close your eyes
Then imagine your tongue in between my thighs
{*Moans*} Baby.. ohh.. yes ohh!
Jailer.. open up.. cell, block, eight
{*sexual sounds*}
Alright *****, that's enough
Stop, look and listen; get back to your position
Kim got your dick hard, startin fights in the yard
Hotter than a Pop Tart fresh out of the toaster
Niggaz do anything for a Lil' Kim poster
Eses, Bloods, Crips, all the thugs
Up North in the hole, they all wanna know

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)

[Lil' Kim]
If you drivin in the street, hold on to your seat
Niggaz, grab your meat while I ride the beat
And if you see a shiny black Lamborghini fly by ya
(Shoom!) That's me the Knight Rider
Dressed in all black with the gat in the lap
Lunatics in the street - gotta keep the heat
Sixty on the bezel, a hundred on the rings
Sittin pretty baby with a Cash Money bling
12 A.M. I'm on the way to club
After three bottles I'll be ready to ****
Some niggaz even put me on their grocery lists
Right next to the whip cream and box of chocolates
Designer *****, my **** come in flavors
High-class taste niggaz got to spend paper
Lick it right the first time or you gotta do it over
Like it's rehearsal for a Tootsie commercial

[Sisqo]
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, ha)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Let me know, let me know)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Yeah)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Baby tell me)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
(Oh, oh, oh)
How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the
[How Many Licks? Lyrics on
http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

To all my mother****in' gettin' money hoes
Used to clothes
And all my ghetto b*tches in the projects
Coming through like bulldozers
No, we ain't sober
Bum b*tches know better than to start ****
****** love a hard b*tch
One that get up in a *****'s *** quicker than an enema
Make a cat bleed then sprinkle it with vinegar
Kidnap the senator
Make him call his wife and say he never coming home
Kim got him in a zone beating they d*cks
Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their t*ts
*laughs
What? I'm loving this ****
Queen b*tch!
What b*tch you know can thug it like this?
Imagine if I was dude and hittin' cats from the back
With no strings attached
Yeah *****, picture that!
I treat y'all ****** like y'all treat us
No Doubt! Ay yo, yo
Come here so I can bust in ya mouth

1 - [Lil' Kim](Mr. Bristal)
(Ay yo, come on here b*tch)
***** **** YOU
(No, **** YOU b*tch)
Who you talking to?
(Why you actin' like a b*tch?)
Cause y'all ****** ain't ****
And if I was dude
I'd tell y'all to suck my dick

Repeat 1

[Lil' Kim]
No, no, no, no
All I wanna do is get my ***** sucked (*****!)
Count a million bucks in the back of an armor truck
While I get you ****ed up off the T.O.N.Y.
The BX, the chron-chron
And the list goes on and on
(On and on and on)
Like Erykah Badu
Once he drink the Remi down
Ooh I got this ***** now
He asked me did I love him
I said what came to mind like ****** be doing
Yeah baby, I love you long time
Look I ain't tryin' to suck ya
I might not even **** ya
Just lay me on this bed and give me some head
Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my *****
Been doin' this for years, no need to practice
Take lessons from the Queen and you'll know how to mack this
****** know he gave me all his cake
I peeled the Benji's off and threw the singles back in his face

Repeat 1 (2x)

[Lil' Kim]
I'mma keep it real
For the dough I might kill
I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill
Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight
He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
Cum all on his pants
I met him at the studio
He showed up with his homeboy named Julio
I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?'
Hope you know you paying extra for this ****in' third eye
Something about him, I knew he was a phony
Put the burner in his mouth
'Fool, Give me my money!'
He was just a ***** frontin' like he knew mad stars
In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars
****** ain't **** but they still can trick
All they can do for me is suck my clit
I'm jumpin' up and up after I cum
Thinkin' they gon' get some ***** but they gets none

Repeat 1 fade out
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[Candy_lux]

i didn't understand half the words in the last two songs...

 

[Silas]

haha same here

 

[ms-nietzsche]

From Hey Juliet:
I think you're fine
You really blow my mind
Maybe someday, you and me can run away
I just want you know know
I wanna be your Romeo
Hey Juliet

In 6th grade (waaaaay back in the day) my English teacher had one of her previous students, who was in the boyband LMNT, visit. I randomly remembered this a few months ago, and decided to look up their songs. Besides the flagrant cheesiness, Juliet and Romeo end up dying for each other


Also, I love some of The Turtles songs but some of the lyrics just make me giggle
From Elenore:
I really think you're groovy
Lets go out to a movie