Forgive me fashion father for I have sinned. I have had terrible unclean thoughts about the following:
*Louis Vuitton- Bag company not bag lady. Sloppy tailoring and mindless accessories.
*Margiela- Like losing your child to drugs. What happened and could it have been avoided? An evil, ugly skid row mess minus the decadence.
*McCartney-She's obviously lost the important team member that had her collection looking good for a while. Now it's back to bloody horrible. I never cared enough anyway.
*Lanvin- I wanted to soooo like this collection, I squinted at it over and over again. Niente, nada, no.
*Jil Sander- If it had been anyone else but Raf doing womenswear for the first time, they'd have bound them up, tossed the collection at their feet and burnt them alive. Warmed over dour death dressing. Some small morsel of color, detail or innovative cutting would have kept me alive. But no. Nothing but a bad photocopy of mid 90's Jil.