I didn't know that, I thought only European countries can compete.
Me neither. Might as well call it Worldvision then.
Here are my thoughts on what happened last night. I haven't really spared my words here, but I mean no harm.
Liked a Lot
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Germany: Lena, "Taken by a Stranger" - the only "proper" entry in the competition.
Liked
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Bosnia and Herzegovina: Dino Merlin, "Love in Rewind" - Dino was charismatic regardless of the song.
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Finland: Paradise Oskar, "Da Da Dam" - I think we can all agree that this was better than Waldo's People two years ago.
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France: Amaury Vassili, "Sognu" - refreshing! Only the hair deterred me from voting.
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Ireland: Jedward, "Lipstick" - well... I laughed.
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Serbia: Nina, "Čaroban" - lead singer had a lovely Edie Sedgwick thing going on.
Fine or Kind of Liked
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Iceland: Sjonni's Friends, "Coming Home" - didn't particularly care for the song either way, but the story behind it is sympathetic.
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Italy: Raphael Gualazzi, "Madness of Love"
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Moldova: Zdob şi Zdub, "So Lucky" - pretty sure they were a dwarf short.
Hated, But Only a Little
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Estonia: Getter Jaani, "Rockefeller Street" - had a nice concept, but none of the women sang to the same tune at any time.
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Georgia: Eldrine, "One More Day" - mainly I'd just like to pitch the female vocalist to Nightwish as a serious alternative to Anette Olzon.
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Greece: Loukas Giorkas and Stereo Mike, "Watch My Dance" - this would've been great had it been Loukas Giorkas without Stereo Mike. Also, if Giorkas had just taken his shirt off.
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Hungary: Kati Wolf, "What About My Dreams?" - pretty standard Eurovision, and as such passable.
Hated
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Austria: Nadine Beiler, "The Secret Is Love"; Lithuania: Evelina Sašenko, "C'est ma vie" - I just don't like to hear women sing.
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Russia: Alexey Vorobyov, "Get You" - RedOne? Really?
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Romania: Hotel FM, "Change" - the second worst "save the world" song of the night. Or the second best. Whichever you prefer.
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Slovenia: Maja Keuc, "No One" - I'm pretty sure I saw some of this, but have very little recollection of it, which leads me to believe I turned the channel mid-performance. So I probably didn't love it.
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Switzerland: Anna Rossinelli, "In Love for a While" - just plain bland.
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Ukraine: Mika Newton, "Angel" - not my type of music, and the performance was wobbly. Improved considerably upon muting, though.
Absolutely Hated
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Azerbaijan: Ell & Nikki, "Running Scared" - weak and pathetic, complete with a hairraisingly bad live performance. I would never have dreamed of this winning, and I don't think they did either. Like nails on a chalkboard for me, and the worst of the night.
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Denmark: A Friend in London, "New Tomorrow" - there should really be a license to making music. It's amazing how profoundly stupid lyrics can still sink into some people like hot butter, and that this nearly won actually makes me gag a little.
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Spain: Lucía Pérez, "Que me quiten lo bailao" - was about 20 years behind its time. Belongs as (very) quiet background music at a hotel pool bar on the Canary Islands.
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Sweden: Eric Saade, "Popular" - people loved this? Really? "I will be popular / My body wants you girl"? And that sad excuse of a dance comp, too? Second only to Azerbaijan.
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United Kingdom: Blue, "I Can" - Blue has really gone downhill lately.