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i dont know if its because she is dumb, or the plastic surgery..but she doesnt seem to show any expression in her face ever
i agree. i always thought that people who don't have facial expression or very monoton mimic seem dumb
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i think there are some feathers in there too??
Auto-Tune Really Is The Devil's Favorite Tool
Auto-tune was created by Satan's minions as a way to spread his evil across the world by making any no-talent fame wh*ring trick believe that they don't need to be able to sing in order to have a successful career in music. That shi* is the real Pandora's Box. cASSe in point: TMZ has already reported that Kim Kardassian is working an album of songs with The Dream (more like THE NIGHTMARE MAKER) and here's one of her alleged demos called Shake. Hmmm. I wonder why Kim's first single is called Shake?
Is it because that's what her double down as* is going to be doing straight into the HD camera lens for her video? Or is it because that's the substance Kim is going to seductively pour all over her chesticles when she debuts this song in front of Million of Milkshakes. Or is it because the thought of any Kardashian (except Kris, of course) putting out an album makes me wants to smoke a giant pile of SHAKE. It's all of the above, obviously.
To be honest, the song is generic as all fuc*, but it's not bad. It's especially not bad if you picture Kim's as* singing it into a fan while Kris holds up a recorder.
UPDATE: Kim Kardassian tells Celebuzz this isn't her voice on that shi*. You know, I think Kim's telling the truth. When I played it backwards, I didn't hear the dark prince of the underworld cackling about how he's going to enjoy eating all of our souls in 2012.
And here's a few pictures of the future Vanity (No, I didn't) with her sisters at the NYC opening of Dash last night.
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Auto-tune was created by Satan's minions as a way to spread his evil across the world by making any no-talent fame wh*ring trick believe that they don't need to be able to sing in order to have a successful career in music. That shi* is the real Pandora's Box. cASSe in point: TMZ has already reported that Kim Kardassian is working an album of songs with The Dream (more like THE NIGHTMARE MAKER) and here's one of her alleged demos called Shake. Hmmm. I wonder why Kim's first single is called Shake?
Is it because that's what her double down as* is going to be doing straight into the HD camera lens for her video? Or is it because that's the substance Kim is going to seductively pour all over her chesticles when she debuts this song in front of Million of Milkshakes. Or is it because the thought of any Kardashian (except Kris, of course) putting out an album makes me wants to smoke a giant pile of SHAKE. It's all of the above, obviously.
To be honest, the song is generic as all fuc*, but it's not bad. It's especially not bad if you picture Kim's as* singing it into a fan while Kris holds up a recorder.
UPDATE: Kim Kardassian tells Celebuzz this isn't her voice on that shi*. You know, I think Kim's telling the truth. When I played it backwards, I didn't hear the dark prince of the underworld cackling about how he's going to enjoy eating all of our souls in 2012.
And here's a few pictures of the future Vanity (No, I didn't) with her sisters at the NYC opening of Dash last night.
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REPORT: Kim Kardashian dating Halle Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry
Kim Kardashian and Halle Berry now have something in common ... both beauties have been romantically involved with Calvin Klein model, Gabriel Aubry.
The curvy Miss K and Gabriel were spotted courtside at the L.A. Lakers game just yesterday. While the two obviously were proud to be out as a couple, eye witnesses tell us, "They were totally into each other ... laughing all night long."
As for the new relationship, a source tells us:
"Kim absolutely loves how Gabriel is so down-to-earth, and of course, drop dead gorgeous. They've been together since the end of last month, but were trying to keep it low-key. Kim didn't want to keep it a secret any longer."
Even though Halle has clearly moved on with Olivier Martinez, should be interesting to see what the Oscar-winning actress thinks of the new twosome. No doubt, Gabriel is hoping baby Nahla welcomes Kim K with open arms.
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Another Reason To Hate Credit Cards
Yes, we all need credit cards so that we can rent a car to visit our side piece at the local motel without worrying about nosy hos telling our huuuuuzzbenz that they saw our car in the parking lot, but I still hate using them. Seriously, using a credit card is always a gross experience.
Even if I've paid my bill on time and have enough free space on it, I still have a mini freak out when using it. Maybe the gerbil who is in charge of running the credit card processing system will stop to scratch its as*hole, which will cause the whole thing to crash and decline my Visa. The machine will make that beep noise and it won't be followed by the sound of a receipt printing out. That's when I know what's coming next. The cashier will throw me a FUC*YoLifeface before asking me if I have another card. Then I have to go into a whole song & dance: 1) Huff loudly and ask for the card back. Say something about how the strip has been acting up as you rub it against your jeans. Hand it back. 2) As the cashier runs the card again, go on about how this is so weird since you only have like $7 on that card. Say this loud enough so the annoyed b*tches behind you can hear it. 3) When the card declines again, which it will, ask the cashier to hold your items while you go and yell at Capital One. Don't come back.
And here's yet another reason to consider credit cards as public enemy #1. Those Kardashians now have their own MasterCard. More like MasterKunt. Nothing says "I'm an AS*HOLE like having a Kardashian MasterCard. What is the point of it? Do they wave your late fee as long as you piss on your payment check before sending it in? If you reach 10,000 points, do you get a first class ticket to Khloe Kardashian's home planet of Kashyyyk? Just no. And I guarantee you the Kardashian MasterCard will decline every single time, because no credit card processing machine wants to infect itself with that stank.
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Yes, we all need credit cards so that we can rent a car to visit our side piece at the local motel without worrying about nosy hos telling our huuuuuzzbenz that they saw our car in the parking lot, but I still hate using them. Seriously, using a credit card is always a gross experience.
Even if I've paid my bill on time and have enough free space on it, I still have a mini freak out when using it. Maybe the gerbil who is in charge of running the credit card processing system will stop to scratch its as*hole, which will cause the whole thing to crash and decline my Visa. The machine will make that beep noise and it won't be followed by the sound of a receipt printing out. That's when I know what's coming next. The cashier will throw me a FUC*YoLifeface before asking me if I have another card. Then I have to go into a whole song & dance: 1) Huff loudly and ask for the card back. Say something about how the strip has been acting up as you rub it against your jeans. Hand it back. 2) As the cashier runs the card again, go on about how this is so weird since you only have like $7 on that card. Say this loud enough so the annoyed b*tches behind you can hear it. 3) When the card declines again, which it will, ask the cashier to hold your items while you go and yell at Capital One. Don't come back.
And here's yet another reason to consider credit cards as public enemy #1. Those Kardashians now have their own MasterCard. More like MasterKunt. Nothing says "I'm an AS*HOLE like having a Kardashian MasterCard. What is the point of it? Do they wave your late fee as long as you piss on your payment check before sending it in? If you reach 10,000 points, do you get a first class ticket to Khloe Kardashian's home planet of Kashyyyk? Just no. And I guarantee you the Kardashian MasterCard will decline every single time, because no credit card processing machine wants to infect itself with that stank.
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Nothing To See Here, I Hope
The only way Gabriel Aubry could "upgrade" from Halle Berry is if he had a threesome with Shauna Sand and Queen on the Scene (P.S. - Where art thou, QOTS?!) on a bed made from the sheddings of the Shiba Inu 6 while Four Loko rained on top of them, so I won't even use the "downgrade" word to discuss these pictures of him with Kim Kardassian at the Lakers vs. Warriors game last night. Besides, there's really nothing to talk about because they are just sitting next to each other discussing their views on the debt crisis in Europe, obviously. That's it!
You know, there's a good chance that Gabriel doesn't even know he's sitting next to a Kardashian wh*re. Since Kim has a face like a cartoon panther, he probably thinks he's talking to the Warriors mascot.
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The only way Gabriel Aubry could "upgrade" from Halle Berry is if he had a threesome with Shauna Sand and Queen on the Scene (P.S. - Where art thou, QOTS?!) on a bed made from the sheddings of the Shiba Inu 6 while Four Loko rained on top of them, so I won't even use the "downgrade" word to discuss these pictures of him with Kim Kardassian at the Lakers vs. Warriors game last night. Besides, there's really nothing to talk about because they are just sitting next to each other discussing their views on the debt crisis in Europe, obviously. That's it!
You know, there's a good chance that Gabriel doesn't even know he's sitting next to a Kardashian wh*re. Since Kim has a face like a cartoon panther, he probably thinks he's talking to the Warriors mascot.
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Gabriel Aubry: Kim Kardashian's New Guy!
Kim Kardashian spends some quality time with Halle Berry’s ex, model Gabriel Aubry, during a basketball game held at Staples Center on Sunday night (November 21) in Los Angeles.
Gabriel, 34, and Kim, 30, watched the Los Angeles Lakers beat out the Golden State Warriors, 117-89.
Back in April, Halle and Gabriel split after four years together. They have a 2-year-old daughter, Nahla.
WHAT DO YOU THINK of Gabriel Aubry and Kim Kardashian together? Do they make a cute couple?
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Kim Kardashian spends some quality time with Halle Berry’s ex, model Gabriel Aubry, during a basketball game held at Staples Center on Sunday night (November 21) in Los Angeles.
Gabriel, 34, and Kim, 30, watched the Los Angeles Lakers beat out the Golden State Warriors, 117-89.
Back in April, Halle and Gabriel split after four years together. They have a 2-year-old daughter, Nahla.
WHAT DO YOU THINK of Gabriel Aubry and Kim Kardashian together? Do they make a cute couple?
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....The Hell Is This?
This ridiculous poster of a Photoshopped Kim Kardassian striking an "I'm even sexy when I'm dead" pose is part of an ad campaign to raise awareness for World AIDS Day on December 1st, but it's really raising awareness for this waxy piece of vapid shi*. Who poses like that in a damn coffin? And even though the nerves in her face have been dead for months, Kim doesn't even look like she's freaking on the grim reaper in this picture. It looks like she's just having a horrific nightmare about living in a world without cameras, athlete dick or Pancake #31.
The "....is Dead" campaign is from the mind of Alicia Keys and the Keep a Child Alive charity. On December 1st, Kim Kardassian and other celebwhores including Lady CaCa, Justin Timberlake and Khloe Kardashian will put their "digital lives" in a coffin. They won't update their Twitter or Facebook pages until $1 million is raised for those affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India.
Basically, they want you to pay to bring Kim back to Twitter. RAISING MONEY: This is NOT how you do it. If Alicia really wants all of us to turn our PayPal pocketbooks upside down and shake the cash into her hands, she should've promised us that Kim will stay off of Twitter forever once $1 million is raised. Where was Don Draper when Alicia really needed him?!
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This ridiculous poster of a Photoshopped Kim Kardassian striking an "I'm even sexy when I'm dead" pose is part of an ad campaign to raise awareness for World AIDS Day on December 1st, but it's really raising awareness for this waxy piece of vapid shi*. Who poses like that in a damn coffin? And even though the nerves in her face have been dead for months, Kim doesn't even look like she's freaking on the grim reaper in this picture. It looks like she's just having a horrific nightmare about living in a world without cameras, athlete dick or Pancake #31.
The "....is Dead" campaign is from the mind of Alicia Keys and the Keep a Child Alive charity. On December 1st, Kim Kardassian and other celebwhores including Lady CaCa, Justin Timberlake and Khloe Kardashian will put their "digital lives" in a coffin. They won't update their Twitter or Facebook pages until $1 million is raised for those affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India.
Basically, they want you to pay to bring Kim back to Twitter. RAISING MONEY: This is NOT how you do it. If Alicia really wants all of us to turn our PayPal pocketbooks upside down and shake the cash into her hands, she should've promised us that Kim will stay off of Twitter forever once $1 million is raised. Where was Don Draper when Alicia really needed him?!
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Kim Kardassian Is Still Dead
World AIDS Day was yesterday and to raise money for HIV/AIDS awareness and treatment, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest, Justin Timberlake, Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood and other celebrities virtually threw themselves in a coffin until $1 million is raised for the Keep a Child Alive charity. That means no more Tweeting, Facebooking or posting bikini photos of themselves so they can feed their egos on the "OMG UR SO HOT" comments left by their followers. NONE OF THAT!
Well, somebody might want to poke a hole in the coffin holding Kim's Twitter page, because it might be in there a while. As of right now, these stunt queens have raised a little over $162,000 and slowly counting.
Kim has this to say in her video for the charity:
"I've decided to sacrifice my digital life to help give real life to millions of people affected by HIV and AIDS in Africa and India. It's true, I'm a little obsessed with Twitter, but I'm even more obsessed with fighting AIDS."
Like a million people have said before, they are going about this the wrong way! We'd all drop a bill in their donation box if they promised to padlock Kim's Twitter coffin for good. Besides, isn't Kim losing money? Kim reportedly makes up to $10,000 for Tweeting about how you can get 10% off of a designer purse and crap like that. Pimp Mama Kris is probably furiously refreshing the Keep a Child Alive site hoping that coffin fills up faster or else she'll have to cut back on her monthly bronzer allowance. shi*, Kris will probably just cut a check for the difference and call it even.
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World AIDS Day was yesterday and to raise money for HIV/AIDS awareness and treatment, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest, Justin Timberlake, Alicia Keys, Elijah Wood and other celebrities virtually threw themselves in a coffin until $1 million is raised for the Keep a Child Alive charity. That means no more Tweeting, Facebooking or posting bikini photos of themselves so they can feed their egos on the "OMG UR SO HOT" comments left by their followers. NONE OF THAT!
Well, somebody might want to poke a hole in the coffin holding Kim's Twitter page, because it might be in there a while. As of right now, these stunt queens have raised a little over $162,000 and slowly counting.
Kim has this to say in her video for the charity:
"I've decided to sacrifice my digital life to help give real life to millions of people affected by HIV and AIDS in Africa and India. It's true, I'm a little obsessed with Twitter, but I'm even more obsessed with fighting AIDS."
Like a million people have said before, they are going about this the wrong way! We'd all drop a bill in their donation box if they promised to padlock Kim's Twitter coffin for good. Besides, isn't Kim losing money? Kim reportedly makes up to $10,000 for Tweeting about how you can get 10% off of a designer purse and crap like that. Pimp Mama Kris is probably furiously refreshing the Keep a Child Alive site hoping that coffin fills up faster or else she'll have to cut back on her monthly bronzer allowance. shi*, Kris will probably just cut a check for the difference and call it even.
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Who Ordered The Roast Beef And Mayo On Wheat?
On Conan last night, the KKKs talked about all the foolery they blow out on Twitter including how Khloe and Kourtney told their followers that mayonnaise is to a snatch as a hard peen is to John Travolta's no-no. It makes that **** sparkle! Kim, who keeps trying to be the epitome of a prim and proper lady, is the one who brought it up and then later said that they shouldn't talk about those things in public. b*tch! Stop acting like we didn't see Ray J bust his dick mayo all over your nooks and crannies. We know you LIKE THAT, so quit the refined snowflake act!
Here's how the conversation went last night. It's best to read while biting into a sandwich of roast beef, Miracle Whip and a dab of yeast butter:
Kim: Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate.
Khloe: Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff.
Conan: I'm not even here anymore. I just... I'm wearing jeggings and listening to you guys talk about putting mayonnaise down there and I'm just... I don't know what's happened.
Kourtney: People ask us why would you want to put mayonnaise down there?
Conan: Wait a minute! Let's just back up the truck just a bit. You can't move ahead from that statement. You advised women to put-
Kourtney: No, we didn't advise... I told Khloe-
Kim: They don't really do this. It's just a joke and they don't really do it.
Khloe: How do you know?
Kourtney: I actually told Khloe that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she's been looking for, and she wrote me back, "OMG I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina." And then we were talking back and forth and people asked what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler building. But why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?
Conan: I don't know...um...wow...okay.
Kim: I just don't think it's appropriate to talk about stuff like that especially on Twitter or any public place where young girls-
Khloe: Follow at your own risk.
Never mind that Tim Peeler just put a jar of homemade mayo out on his porch to lure the Sasquatch back into his life, why was Khloe's sex mask under Kourtney's bed? Just thinking about Khloe wearing a sex mask makes me want to scream, "BRING OUT THE GIMP!"
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On Conan last night, the KKKs talked about all the foolery they blow out on Twitter including how Khloe and Kourtney told their followers that mayonnaise is to a snatch as a hard peen is to John Travolta's no-no. It makes that **** sparkle! Kim, who keeps trying to be the epitome of a prim and proper lady, is the one who brought it up and then later said that they shouldn't talk about those things in public. b*tch! Stop acting like we didn't see Ray J bust his dick mayo all over your nooks and crannies. We know you LIKE THAT, so quit the refined snowflake act!
Here's how the conversation went last night. It's best to read while biting into a sandwich of roast beef, Miracle Whip and a dab of yeast butter:
Kim: Talking about putting mayonnaise on your thing is not appropriate.
Khloe: Honestly, women need to know how to take care of their stuff.
Conan: I'm not even here anymore. I just... I'm wearing jeggings and listening to you guys talk about putting mayonnaise down there and I'm just... I don't know what's happened.
Kourtney: People ask us why would you want to put mayonnaise down there?
Conan: Wait a minute! Let's just back up the truck just a bit. You can't move ahead from that statement. You advised women to put-
Kourtney: No, we didn't advise... I told Khloe-
Kim: They don't really do this. It's just a joke and they don't really do it.
Khloe: How do you know?
Kourtney: I actually told Khloe that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she's been looking for, and she wrote me back, "OMG I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina." And then we were talking back and forth and people asked what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler building. But why would you want a shiny vagina anyways?
Conan: I don't know...um...wow...okay.
Kim: I just don't think it's appropriate to talk about stuff like that especially on Twitter or any public place where young girls-
Khloe: Follow at your own risk.
Never mind that Tim Peeler just put a jar of homemade mayo out on his porch to lure the Sasquatch back into his life, why was Khloe's sex mask under Kourtney's bed? Just thinking about Khloe wearing a sex mask makes me want to scream, "BRING OUT THE GIMP!"
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This Lasted Long
Kim Kardashian has pushed Gabriel Aubry's peen out of her life and is no longer interested in riding his ride. Life & Style says that Kim is the one who canceled the contract dumped Gabriel onto the overflowing heap filled with her ex-pieces. Cut to Halle Berry doing the "CLEANSED OF THE SKANK" happy dance:
A source who I'm sure is not named Kris Kardashian says that Gabriel's hard-on just wasn't in the right place. Kim is the Snow White of fame fuc*ers whose heart flutters for genuine love while Gabriel was just grabbing onto the caboose of the Fame wh*re Express and expecting a free ride to the spotlight. The source said it like this, "Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame. [Gabriel] is older than what Kim is looking for. So she's decided to stop seeing him."
If you slipped that source's quote into Babel Fish and translated it into Kardashianese, it would read: THE b*tch AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.
But don't cry for Kim, because her ESPY Award winning cooch is already dribbling on a new athlete dick. Specifically, the athlete dick belonging to 25-year-old Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets:
The same source says that Kim and Kris have gone out a few times and things are just casual for now. Well, I guess Kim is getting fuc*ed by two Krises now. NO! It was too easy. But seriously, things are going to get really awkward when Kim screams "KRIS! KRIS! KRIS" while Hump Hump Humphries is hitting it from the back and her mother runs into the room. Actually, maybe it won't. I've seen the show. Mama Kris will just reposition the camera on the tripod and see herself out.
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Kim Kardashian has pushed Gabriel Aubry's peen out of her life and is no longer interested in riding his ride. Life & Style says that Kim is the one who canceled the contract dumped Gabriel onto the overflowing heap filled with her ex-pieces. Cut to Halle Berry doing the "CLEANSED OF THE SKANK" happy dance:
A source who I'm sure is not named Kris Kardashian says that Gabriel's hard-on just wasn't in the right place. Kim is the Snow White of fame fuc*ers whose heart flutters for genuine love while Gabriel was just grabbing onto the caboose of the Fame wh*re Express and expecting a free ride to the spotlight. The source said it like this, "Kim feels like Gabriel was just using her for her fame. [Gabriel] is older than what Kim is looking for. So she's decided to stop seeing him."
If you slipped that source's quote into Babel Fish and translated it into Kardashianese, it would read: THE b*tch AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.
But don't cry for Kim, because her ESPY Award winning cooch is already dribbling on a new athlete dick. Specifically, the athlete dick belonging to 25-year-old Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets:
The same source says that Kim and Kris have gone out a few times and things are just casual for now. Well, I guess Kim is getting fuc*ed by two Krises now. NO! It was too easy. But seriously, things are going to get really awkward when Kim screams "KRIS! KRIS! KRIS" while Hump Hump Humphries is hitting it from the back and her mother runs into the room. Actually, maybe it won't. I've seen the show. Mama Kris will just reposition the camera on the tripod and see herself out.
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The Photoshop Awards: The Kardashian's Khristmas Kard
What in the Addams Family meets Aaron Spelling cast picture meets Awkward Family Photos meets mannequin factory HELL is the meaning of this hilarious bronzer mess? This might be the best thing the Kardashians have ever done. From the young one on the left looking like a sexed up Wednesday Addams to Khloe looking like Uncle Fester with a new weave to Scott d*ckhead looking like Lurch with a Patrick Bateman obsession.... BRAVO!
It's a pity that Bruce didn't get with the theme, though. Bruce looks more like Vincent the Beast after a haircut. Bruce is probably wondering why Linda Hamilton didn't show up to grab his hand and lead him down into the sewers far away from this kreepy and kooky family?
And where is the most important member of the Kardashian Klan? I'm talking about Ryan Gaycrest. He's the one who birthed the Kardashian family out of his no-no. And don't say Ryan is on the right holding Kourtney's hand. Don't insult Mason like that.
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What in the Addams Family meets Aaron Spelling cast picture meets Awkward Family Photos meets mannequin factory HELL is the meaning of this hilarious bronzer mess? This might be the best thing the Kardashians have ever done. From the young one on the left looking like a sexed up Wednesday Addams to Khloe looking like Uncle Fester with a new weave to Scott d*ckhead looking like Lurch with a Patrick Bateman obsession.... BRAVO!
It's a pity that Bruce didn't get with the theme, though. Bruce looks more like Vincent the Beast after a haircut. Bruce is probably wondering why Linda Hamilton didn't show up to grab his hand and lead him down into the sewers far away from this kreepy and kooky family?
And where is the most important member of the Kardashian Klan? I'm talking about Ryan Gaycrest. He's the one who birthed the Kardashian family out of his no-no. And don't say Ryan is on the right holding Kourtney's hand. Don't insult Mason like that.
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Check out the Kardashian clan’s ultra-glam 2010 Christmas card!
The pic features Kim Kardashian, Khloe with husband Lamar Odom, Kourtney with boyfriend Scott Disick and their son Mason, Robert Kardashian, Kris and Bruce Jenner, and their two daughters Kylie and Kendall.
“Christmas cards have always been a REALLY big deal in my family. For as long as I can remember, my mom has made it a point to go all out,” Khloe wrote on her blog.
“I’d have to say though that our card this year might be my favorite,” she added. “Plus, Mason is in it, which makes it even more special. Look at him standing there in his pinstripe suit, such a little gentleman!!! LOL. I love it!”
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Guess Who's Co-Starring In Kim Kardassian's Music Video?
Above is Kim Kardashian looking like a factory defected Real Doll that is a #1 seller among Sleestaks, and below are pictures of Gay Fish struttin' that as* into a studio in Los Angeles yesterday to take part in her new music video directed by Hype Williams. Yes, TMZ says that Gay Fish is going to fluff his gills and swish his sway in the video for Kim Kardashian's first single. WHY YE WHY?! Why do you make us cry by putting your hand on the gun that will shoot a load of vomit into all of our ear holes?! WHYYYY!
I mean, Kim's song will force Bobby Brown's doody bubble poppin' finger into retirement since it will be the new thing that lures a shi* gurgle out of its hole. Does Gay Fish want to be a part of that (SPOILER ALERT: Yes, he does) ?! If Gay Fish's NOT RIGHT as* knows what's good, he'll Taylor Swift that b*tch by turning off the auto-tune and yanking the mic out of her han
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Above is Kim Kardashian looking like a factory defected Real Doll that is a #1 seller among Sleestaks, and below are pictures of Gay Fish struttin' that as* into a studio in Los Angeles yesterday to take part in her new music video directed by Hype Williams. Yes, TMZ says that Gay Fish is going to fluff his gills and swish his sway in the video for Kim Kardashian's first single. WHY YE WHY?! Why do you make us cry by putting your hand on the gun that will shoot a load of vomit into all of our ear holes?! WHYYYY!
I mean, Kim's song will force Bobby Brown's doody bubble poppin' finger into retirement since it will be the new thing that lures a shi* gurgle out of its hole. Does Gay Fish want to be a part of that (SPOILER ALERT: Yes, he does) ?! If Gay Fish's NOT RIGHT as* knows what's good, he'll Taylor Swift that b*tch by turning off the auto-tune and yanking the mic out of her han
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Baby Mason Does Not Work For Free!
The Kardashians will proudly wh*re themselves out on every inch of real estate on the ho stroll, but at least they make sure the check is cut before doing so. And now they are passing that rule to live by down to their kin including Kourtney Kardashian's baby son Mason. You won't be seeing much of Mason's face on his family's new reality show Godzilla and Cloverfield Take Manhattan, because the cheap ***es at E! refused to stick a $5,000 check into his Pampers every time he appeared in an episode. You can thank Mason's daddy Scott d*ckhead for that, because he never lowered his pimp cane during negotiations with E!. A source tells UsWeekly (via Examiner
"E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, 'Are you out of your mind?' " Another insider told the magazine, "He bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."
The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a r*pe kit every time I stare at a picture of him, but you can't deny his baby bartering skills. Dude has actually left me in a state of surprised! You'd think that Scott would sell his son out for a bottle of chloroform and a silk paisley scarf that doubles as a thong, but he proved us wrong! Father AND Pimp of the second!
Here's Baby Mason, Kourtney and Scott arriving at LAX yesterday. You will probably receive an invoice under your door from Scott for staring at Baby Mason too long so click quickly.
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The Kardashians will proudly wh*re themselves out on every inch of real estate on the ho stroll, but at least they make sure the check is cut before doing so. And now they are passing that rule to live by down to their kin including Kourtney Kardashian's baby son Mason. You won't be seeing much of Mason's face on his family's new reality show Godzilla and Cloverfield Take Manhattan, because the cheap ***es at E! refused to stick a $5,000 check into his Pampers every time he appeared in an episode. You can thank Mason's daddy Scott d*ckhead for that, because he never lowered his pimp cane during negotiations with E!. A source tells UsWeekly (via Examiner
"E! offered $1,000, but he played hardball. E! was like, 'Are you out of your mind?' " Another insider told the magazine, "He bungled negotiations, so you won't see Mason at all."
The Big Lots Patrick Bateman makes me blow a whistle and reach for a r*pe kit every time I stare at a picture of him, but you can't deny his baby bartering skills. Dude has actually left me in a state of surprised! You'd think that Scott would sell his son out for a bottle of chloroform and a silk paisley scarf that doubles as a thong, but he proved us wrong! Father AND Pimp of the second!
Here's Baby Mason, Kourtney and Scott arriving at LAX yesterday. You will probably receive an invoice under your door from Scott for staring at Baby Mason too long so click quickly.
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