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When you say fillers you mean like a shot?
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Announcing... The WINNERS of the 2nd annual theFashionSpot Awards:
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Kim Kardashian (please put all Kim news here)
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The makers of Botox aren't going to be happy when they find out that Kim Kardashian admits to using their ****. That's not an endorsement you want seeing as though Kim looks like a creature in an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Kim Kardassian is still farting about how she's never been under a plastic surgeon's scalpel, but she does that admit that in addition to being full of **** and NFL sperm, she's also full of Botox. Kim tells Nightline, "I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done. I've never had my nose done. What's funny about my nose, it's my biggest insecurity. I always want to get my nose done . . . I went to the doctor, I had them take the pictures, he showed me what it would look like and it just didn't -- I wouldn't look the same."
This Close Encounters of the Third Kind-looking b*tch is serious. Kim really wants us to believe that Botox is the reason why she looks like she's about to jump out of a b*tch's stomach and sing "Hello Mah Baby" while kicking across a diner counter. If Kim wants a face that only L. Ron Hubbard could love, then that's fine but she doesn't have to spit lies. Alien, please
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^i just wanted to add that a lot of people seem to mistake fillers for botox. i read quite often "look at her cheeks, she sure had botox". that's, what make her look so swollen in her face are fillers. that's what makes her eyebrows raise so high and makes her face look frozen is botox.
i just wished she had stopped this at some point. she really looks old now
i just wished she had stopped this at some point. she really looks old now
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it s sad that despite everything she claims about being confident... she goes and gets her face changed like she did. which proves that she has no confidence at all in her real beauty
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She looks like she is wearing a Rubber Mask..Her friend Robyn Antin(Pussycat Dolls)..has that same look.
She does look like an alien in this pic.. her sisters look natural
She does look like an alien in this pic.. her sisters look natural
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After her split from football star Reggie Bush earlier this year, Kim Kardashian was in no rush to find love again as she focused on her career. Then love found her.
After briefly being linked to Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Rinaldo, Kardashian is going out with another football player, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.
"They met at a restaurant in L.A. a few months ago and exchanged numbers and have been talking ever since," says a source of the couple. "They've had a few dates and it's going really well."
While the pair are officially dating, "he's not quite her boyfriend," the source says. "They're taking it slow. She thinks he's a really good guy. He's really sweet to her. … He thinks Kim is his dream girl."
Before Kardashian, 29, met Austin, she had been trying to live the single life, but the source says, "They just really connected."
After briefly being linked to Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Rinaldo, Kardashian is going out with another football player, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin.
"They met at a restaurant in L.A. a few months ago and exchanged numbers and have been talking ever since," says a source of the couple. "They've had a few dates and it's going really well."
While the pair are officially dating, "he's not quite her boyfriend," the source says. "They're taking it slow. She thinks he's a really good guy. He's really sweet to her. … He thinks Kim is his dream girl."
Before Kardashian, 29, met Austin, she had been trying to live the single life, but the source says, "They just really connected."
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Reggie is cuter, but She sure loves her Football players now..
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She is Laurence Fishburne daughter...
Kim Kardassian Is The Epitome Of Modesty Now
If you Google Image the name "Kim Kardashian," you will get hit with dozens upon dozens of pictures of Kim showing off her titty sacks and as* crack from every angle. Yet Kim is suddenly throwing on a nun's habit and crossing her legs over the release of 19 outtakes from her 2007 Playboy photo shoot.
Apparently, Kim regrets posing for Playboy and really wishes Ray J's piss would just wash away all the pictures and memories from that shoot. A source tells Radar, "Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn't think that they were going to be seen again. She is trying to put that behind her (Ed note: No, I don't think she was pointing to an NFL huddle when she said this) and gets embarrassed about the photos."
As Joel McHale says almost every week on The Soup, Kim is only famous for "having a big as* and a sex tape." This trick is really trying to sit there and act like most of us haven't seen Ray J's boomerang dick go into her mouth. When 4 out of 5 straight dudes can accurately sketch your labia from memory, the last thing you should feel uncomfortable about is some stupid pictures of your t*tties on some stupid website. My guess is that Kim is really upset, because as soon as she saw the outtakes online she ran to her mailbox hoping to find a check from Playboy. She didn't, obviously. Now that is a real reason to freak out.
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If you Google Image the name "Kim Kardashian," you will get hit with dozens upon dozens of pictures of Kim showing off her titty sacks and as* crack from every angle. Yet Kim is suddenly throwing on a nun's habit and crossing her legs over the release of 19 outtakes from her 2007 Playboy photo shoot.
Apparently, Kim regrets posing for Playboy and really wishes Ray J's piss would just wash away all the pictures and memories from that shoot. A source tells Radar, "Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn't think that they were going to be seen again. She is trying to put that behind her (Ed note: No, I don't think she was pointing to an NFL huddle when she said this) and gets embarrassed about the photos."
As Joel McHale says almost every week on The Soup, Kim is only famous for "having a big as* and a sex tape." This trick is really trying to sit there and act like most of us haven't seen Ray J's boomerang dick go into her mouth. When 4 out of 5 straight dudes can accurately sketch your labia from memory, the last thing you should feel uncomfortable about is some stupid pictures of your t*tties on some stupid website. My guess is that Kim is really upset, because as soon as she saw the outtakes online she ran to her mailbox hoping to find a check from Playboy. She didn't, obviously. Now that is a real reason to freak out.
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Even Baby Mason Is Wondering What The Hell Happened To Kim's Face
That side-eye Baby Mason is throwing is attached to a thought bubble that reads: "Why does the theme song to Alf play in my head every time I look at your nanunanuface?" But you know, the fact that Kim Kardassian's fuc*ed up face looks like it's sponsored by the UFO Museum of Roswell is a good thing for Baby Mason's fate.
When Michelle Duggar's uterus finally escapes from her body's clutches and mutates into a rage-filled indestructible monster whose one goal is to destroy humanity (yup, this is how it's going to end), the aliens will arrive in their space ships to carry us off to a safer planet. Since Hollywood has taught us to fear all aliens, everybody will run away from them. But Baby Mason will crawl towards their ***es screaming "Auntie! Auntie!" SAVED thanks to Kim's scary as* face.
Anyways, here's Kim, Kourtney and the government cheese version of Patrick Bateman arriving in NYC last night to film the next season of Krapping on the Kardashians.
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That side-eye Baby Mason is throwing is attached to a thought bubble that reads: "Why does the theme song to Alf play in my head every time I look at your nanunanuface?" But you know, the fact that Kim Kardassian's fuc*ed up face looks like it's sponsored by the UFO Museum of Roswell is a good thing for Baby Mason's fate.
When Michelle Duggar's uterus finally escapes from her body's clutches and mutates into a rage-filled indestructible monster whose one goal is to destroy humanity (yup, this is how it's going to end), the aliens will arrive in their space ships to carry us off to a safer planet. Since Hollywood has taught us to fear all aliens, everybody will run away from them. But Baby Mason will crawl towards their ***es screaming "Auntie! Auntie!" SAVED thanks to Kim's scary as* face.
Anyways, here's Kim, Kourtney and the government cheese version of Patrick Bateman arriving in NYC last night to film the next season of Krapping on the Kardashians.
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Kim Kardassian Is Getting On This
Seen here looking like the model of a gay escort ad found in the back pages of L.A. Weekly, actor Michael Copon is reportedly the latest dude who is dicking the plastic Caitian that is Kim Kardashian. Michael Copon looks like a wang wide receiver, but he doesn't have a contract with the NFL so file this blessed union of love under: STUNT QUEENS.
Michael and Kim have been friends since 2006 when they played boyfriend and girlfriend in some movie. They've kept in touch over the years, but now that she's shooting her shi* show in NYC the two have started humping on each other. This is according to InTouch Weekly anyways. A source (aka Kris Jenner) says, "Kim is dating Michael. They have known each other for years, but he and Kim just recently reconnected. He'll definitely be making appearances on Kim's new TV show. They have been running in the same circles and going to the same events forever, but now they are hitting it off romantically. The timing is right for both of them."
Kris Jenner has got to come harder and pick out more believable leased pieces for Kim. They really want us to believe that this reduced fat Twinkie is shooting his cream all over Kim's extra fat Sno-Balls? Kim might be a big wh*re, but she doesn't rip her panty Spanx off unless you're wearing a jersey. And wearing your boyfriend's jersey doesn't count either!
Anyways, here's Kim taking her jacked up face and her titty fuc* dress to the season finale party for The Spin Crowd in NYC last night. Khloe Kardashian also showed up looking like if GLOW's Mt. Fiji ate Hollywood and Vine. Only this b*tch can pull off tiger print!
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Seen here looking like the model of a gay escort ad found in the back pages of L.A. Weekly, actor Michael Copon is reportedly the latest dude who is dicking the plastic Caitian that is Kim Kardashian. Michael Copon looks like a wang wide receiver, but he doesn't have a contract with the NFL so file this blessed union of love under: STUNT QUEENS.
Michael and Kim have been friends since 2006 when they played boyfriend and girlfriend in some movie. They've kept in touch over the years, but now that she's shooting her shi* show in NYC the two have started humping on each other. This is according to InTouch Weekly anyways. A source (aka Kris Jenner) says, "Kim is dating Michael. They have known each other for years, but he and Kim just recently reconnected. He'll definitely be making appearances on Kim's new TV show. They have been running in the same circles and going to the same events forever, but now they are hitting it off romantically. The timing is right for both of them."
Kris Jenner has got to come harder and pick out more believable leased pieces for Kim. They really want us to believe that this reduced fat Twinkie is shooting his cream all over Kim's extra fat Sno-Balls? Kim might be a big wh*re, but she doesn't rip her panty Spanx off unless you're wearing a jersey. And wearing your boyfriend's jersey doesn't count either!
Anyways, here's Kim taking her jacked up face and her titty fuc* dress to the season finale party for The Spin Crowd in NYC last night. Khloe Kardashian also showed up looking like if GLOW's Mt. Fiji ate Hollywood and Vine. Only this b*tch can pull off tiger print!
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