Paul McCartney and Heather Mills split...

^ He's a good Catholic boy. I think maybe he'll keep her and have a big delicious plate of steak and eggs, to boot. You'd think his one-legged-suffering-former-harem-wh*re-of-a-wife would've taught him enough of the blessed grace and fragility of life. Lookie at his face there, he's almost feeling it! Eat up, Paul! Enjoy it while it lasts! God won't take you one limb at a time!
 
Legally binding or not, a pre-nup would have been ammunition for Paul's defence. Bear in mind that if Heather gets what people are predicting, then it will be a landmark in British legal history.
 
I wager he'll stay married to her and pull a Warren Buffett in the coming weeks.
 
lemeray said:
How much is he worth?
A drop in the well compared to Warren Buffet, I'm sure, but Paul could more than afford to feed me for a year. I'd guess around 1 Billion w/ assets:

Confirmed! at WholeNote.com:

[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica] Paul Reaches Billions[/FONT]
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[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica] British paper reports that McCartney is pop's first billionaire [/FONT] [FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica] January 23, 2001 [/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica] London, United Kingdom -- Paul McCartney has become pop music's first billionaire according to the London Times thirteenth annual "Rich List," the paper's roundup of the wealthiest people in Britain.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]According to the Times, McCartney's income took a quantum leap by 175 million pounds ($477.82 million) and he is currently worth a whopping 725 million pounds -- which translates to $1.98 billion, making him pop music's first billionaire. And that's not all: following the tally of the sales from theBeatles' 1, the paper speculates that his income will swell even higher, making him pop's first sterling billionaire -- with a net worth of 1 billion pounds.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]All of McCartney's loot didn't accrue solely from his singing career. His fortune got a substantial push this year by his $409.6 million inheritance from the estate of his wife Linda, who died of breast cancer in 1998. McCartney has now soared far beyond the riches ofMadonna, who was included because she and new husband Guy Ritchie now reside in Britain. The Times listed her fortune at nearly $322 million.[/FONT]
[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica]Written by JAAN UHELSZKI for RollingStone.com News[/FONT]
 
why should a 30+ woman be interested in someone almost double her age?

Why should a 60+ man be interested in a woman half his age (who also just happens to be a former glamour model...)?
 
McCartney Reportedly Files for Divorce
LONDON - Paul McCartney has filed for divorce from Heather Mills McCartney, formally beginning proceedings in what could be one of Britain's most expensive breakups, newspapers reported Saturday.
The 64-year-old former Beatle blamed his estranged wife for the split, saying her behavior was unreasonable and argumentative, The Sun and The Daily Mirror reported.
Her spokesman, Phil Hall, said she was unhappy about the reports. "Heather's going to be filing her own counterclaims about matters both in this country and America," Hall said in a statement.
"She is hugely disappointed that matters of such a confidential nature should be aired in public and feels it is inappropriate to speak about such delicate matters when a child is involved."
The couple have a 2-year-old daughter, Beatrice.
McCartney, who does not have a prenuptial agreement to protect his estimated $1.5 billion fortune, has hired lawyer Fiona Shackleton, who represented Prince Charles in his divorce from Princess Diana.
McCartney's publicist Stuart Bell told The Associated Press he could not confirm that his client had filed divorce papers or comment on the content of any legal documents.
The couple married in June 2002, four years after McCartney's first wife, Linda, died of breast cancer. Linda and Paul married in 1969 and had three children.
http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/index.jsp?cat=ENTERTAINMENT&fn=/2006/07/29/444876.html


"unreasonable and argumentative" ? I thought they were blaming the media for their split...? :huh:
 
Wow! He's really gonna do it! So I guess I will propose again:

Marry me, Paul. Yes, I'm ill-tempered, but I'm not unreasonable and argumentative. If we have a disagreement, I'll just go silent and give you a long, cold stare. Something tells me you're likely the same, so we could have staring contests, like my brother and I used to as kids. We'd put our foreheads together, so all you saw was one big eyeball, then whoever blinked or laughed first was the loser. I always lost.

So, you see, if you'd marry me, Paul, you're guaranteed to win any and all arguments by just winning the staring contest, and occassionally dodging a poorly thrown salt-shaker. And sleeping with one eye open. And submitting to the cuckoldry. You'll also have to put up with my unpredictable alcoholic rages, the mess of bacon, steak and eggs I'll fry up for breakfast every morning, and my singing.

Yes, I am an attention-wh*re, but I have Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy, meaning somebody else gets to do my crying for me. Which is really quite romantic, if you think about it. Did you know, Paul, as a child I had 15 pet hamsters that all serially met a tragic end?

Marry me, Paul. I will be your Muse.

BTW, those photos of me with the seal-clubbing party should not be taken out of context.
 
Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes.

I find it especially endearing how he prompts the crew for applause at the end. You can almost taste the grief. How could any woman be unreasonable and argumentative with this man, I ask you? He does so much to please you! Just don't forget to applaud!
 
Gary's not B-list, is he? Forrest Gump, didn't they nominate him for a best supporting actor? (googling now)--yeah, they did. He's got a Golden Globe, an Emmy, and an Obie, too. And co-founded the Steppenwolf Theatre. If that's a B-list, sign me up! Gary's much cooler than I realized; I may need to fight you for his hand.

However, Jane, further googling reveals he has been married to the same woman since 1981. We might hope for the spawn-of-Sinese, I guess, or some post-apocalyptic vision where we must repopulate the earth as Sinese concubines. I am willing to take a background role, Jane. I don't need to be wife #1. I can cook, clean, dress a deer, and bite the assholes out of their hides. I have good teeth, Jane, is what I'm saying, and good manners. I know my place. Raise the red lantern, Gary. My feet are awaiting to be rubbed.

But I'm still holding out for McCartney. I don't know how to convince Sir Paul of my non-gold digging love and sincerity, though. I know we share a special bond, somehow, but how to communicate it? Just as your heart belongs to Gary, mine does to Paul McCartney; it's very clear to me, at least when I take a break from my grinding workday and think about it. I see a neckless crooner portrait of Paul, ever victorious in the battle of the Beatles vs. Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, and wonder, was it ever really a contest?

I just know in my heart of hearts he's begging for a girl to ignore him in just the right way, and I am that girl. Don't make me fight you for him, Jane. You can be second wife to Sinese, but I am first with McCartney.
 

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Eh..just my luck to finally find my one true love, only to have him be married to some woman for over 20 years. What's 20+ something years of marriage when I have adored him for three? :blush:

I guess he isn't B-list, though he went from doing big time movies a la Apollo 13 to doing TV shows on....CBS? I always thought that was grounds for removal from the A-list, but I've been wrong before. I'm still pissed off about him being married though :angry: :lol:

We might hope for the spawn-of-Sinese, I guess, or some post-apocalyptic vision where we must repopulate the earth as Sinese concubines.

That brings back fond memories of the last post-apocalyptic concubine experience I had involving Casey Kasem and Ally Sheedy.
 
Police called as Paul changes the locks on Heather


Police had to be called yesterday after Heather Mills tried to get into the home she once shared with Sir Paul McCartney.
The bitterness between Sir Paul and his estranged wife appeared to plunge to new depths after the ex-model found she could not enter the building with her usual key.
More here...

Heather, Macca and the missing £1million

After a week of increasingly terse exchanges, 64-year-old Sir Paul had changed the locks on the front door of the former marital home in North London.
A perplexed Miss Mills, 38, struggled for nearly five minutes to let herself in.
An equally confused security guard inside failed to recognise her, decided she was a potential intruder and called the police.
'Heather was absolutely mortified,' a source close to the couple - who have a two-year-old daughter Beatrice - told the Daily Mail last night.
'As far as she was aware, there was a prearranged agreement with Paul that she would be coming up to London for the handover of Bea.
'She doesn't understand if Paul is trying to publicly humiliate her, or whether it was simply a genuine misunderstanding.
'Fortunately the police recognised her straight away and the matter was resolved amicably.
'Humiliation'
'Heather spent last night in the house and is seeing Paul today to give him access to Beatrice. This latest humiliation is the final straw for Heather.'
Miss Mills had driven from East Sussex to Sir Paul's London house yesterday evening. Police were called after being told there was an intruder on the premises. But, on recognising Miss Mills and realising the locks had been changed, there was no question that she might be arrested.
The charity fundraiser was ushered into the house where she remained for the rest of the evening. Since announcing their split in May, the couple are now barely on speaking terms. Their daughter is their sole point of contact, ensuring they regualrly discuss how best to act for her.
Less than a week ago it emerged that Sir Paul had frozen the pair's joint bank account.
He has also changed the locks on his Sussex estate and issued Miss Mills with a formal legal letter following a heated bust-up over three bottles of cleaning fluid.
Last night, a spokesman for the Metropolitan police force confirmed that officers had been called in to deal with reports of an intruder. Spokesmen for both Sir Paul and Miss Mills declined to comment.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=399523&in_page_id=1773
 
VainJane said:
That brings back fond memories of the last post-apocalyptic concubine experience I had involving Casey Kasem and Ally Sheedy.
As I can only remember her from 80's teen ensembles where no one was really the star, I see how Ally Sheedy would be a comfortable co-wife in a post-apocalyptic concubinage with Casey Kasem. She seems like she'd know how to share. She's cool, you know?

But Casey, man, something tells me he's got a mean streak. I've heard some studio-outtakes where you're like, Casey, just step out of the booth, take five, breathe, man. And you can tell trying to placate him would just make things worse. I can imagine some home situation where, like, Ally burns the couscous, but you're the one who gets hell for it, right? I'd be like, Get a dog, man, I'm your concubine, not your slave, and I din't even cook that sh*t! Don't even be playin' that!

I bet there's no windows in his studio, you know? Imagine 40 years of listening to pop-music get steadily sh*ttier in a room with no windows. I'd want to thrash my second concubine at the end of the day, too.

However, Jane, this is all conjecture. Since you were the post-apocalyptic concubine of Casey Kasem with Ally Sheedy, you'd have to confirm these things. Is Casey a bit rough, then? And how was the apocalypse?

Soooooo....Paul changed the locks without telling Heather? And the police showed up! That is so Paul, probably claims to not know a thing about it, just a mix-up, really, and that it's grieving him far worse than than it is her. He probably feels Heather's phantom limb. It pains him. Can't the ungrateful wench see that she's causing him quite the public discomfort? Even I can see that, Paul...marry me, Paul...I am so much on the QT, no one ever has to see my face. You can stuff me in a sack like Yoko did herself, except I won't ever come out. How's that for a good wifey, then?
 
Here's some Casey Kasem sweet-talk.
Not suitable for delicate ears. Now I can understand the attraction, Jane---post-apocalyptic, post-argument make-up sex as Casey Kasem's second-favorite concubine just isn't the same sans verbal abuse. I'd rather Marv Albert bit my ***, you know?

Sir Paul would never treat a lady like that.
 
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^ :lol: That was hilarious. I love that he's cursing and yelling and yet still somehow sounds like someone's gentle ol' pappy.
 
McCartney divorce case lawyers set for another battle royal

By Andrew Pierce
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THE divorce lawyers for the Prince of Wales and Diana, Princess of Wales, have been hired by Sir Paul McCartney and his estranged wife in what is shaping up to be one of the most expensive and high- profile partings since the collapse of the royal marriage.
Anthony Julius, who was the Princess’s lawyer and became a close friend in the 1996 divorce that saw her receive a £17 million settlement, will represent Lady McCartney, the former model Heather Mills.
NI_MPU('middle');Fiona Shackleton, who acted for the Prince of Wales, will be in Sir Paul’s corner. Nicholas Mostyn, QC, whose successes have earned him the nickname Mr Payout, is also on Sir Paul’s legal team.
Sir Paul, 64, is a much richer man than the Prince of Wales, with personal wealth estimated at £825 million. The couple did not sign a pre-nuptial agreement before their wedding in 2002. The legal costs alone will make a sizeable dent in Sir Paul’s fortune.
Mr Julius, 50, a senior consultant with Mishcon de Reya, charges a reputed £500 an hour.
Ms Shackleton, 50, a partner in Payne Hicks Beach, who is known as the “Steel Magnolia” because of her sharp negotiating skills, is thought to charge a similar rate.
A spokesman for Mishcon de Reya said: “We can confirm that we have been instructed by Heather Mills to act in her divorce proceedings. Her team is being led by Anthony Julius. He is a fantastic lawyer.”
At one point the Princess considered dropping Mr Julius because of the size of his fees but when the settlement was concluded she presented him with a silver blotter from Asprey’s with a handwritten note which said: “Thank you for giving me back my wings.”
When the McCartneys announced three months ago that their four-year marriage was coming to an end they put out a joint statement saying it was an amicable parting. But it is turning into an increasingly bitter public war of words.
On Monday, Lady McCartney, 38, was locked out of their £7 million home in St John’s Wood, North London, with their two-year-old daughter, Beatrice. The event was recorded by a conveniently positioned newspaper photographer, prompting the accusation from the McCartney camp that his wife had stage-managed it to generate sympathy. It had been widely reported that Sir Paul had changed the locks on the three-storey Regency house that has been his home for almost 40 years.
When Lady McCartney could not get in, having claimed it was a pre-arranged visit, one of her security guards attempted to scale the garden wall. Police were called by Sir Paul’s staff and four officers arrived in a patrol car.
A friend of the former Beatle said: “It’s a bit odd that there were photographers there to capture the thing.”
Lady McCartney has recruited Phil Hall, a former Editor of the News of the World, to handle her publicity. The late Princess often tipped off the media in advance of her visits during her divorce.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2304731,00.html


Hmmm... it is a bit strange that, coincidentally, there was a photographer just waltzing through the neighborhood and found little ol' Heather locked out of the house. Then again, maybe the photographer set up a little tent outside of Paul's house to capture every movement of the pair.

To anyone who's English: are the lawyers the ones that wear the wigs and capes? In the Bridget Jones movie Mark Darcy had the cape on but no wig.
 
VainJane said:
^ :lol: That was hilarious. I love that he's cursing and yelling and yet still somehow sounds like someone's gentle ol' pappy.

I'm glad you got to hear it before the link got pulled. Anyone else, just Google "Casey Kasem Death Dedication" and a bunch of sites pop up. Onto the duelling McCartneys:

Her spokesman, Phil Hall, said she was unhappy about the reports. "Heather's going to be filing her own counterclaims about matters both in this country and America," Hall said in a statement.

I don't get this. If she's a British national, and he's a British national, how does Heather have any justification to file anything in American courts?

Regarding barristers and wigs, here's a Washington Post article (no racy language, I swear:(

Another rap against wigs is that only certain types of lawyers can wear them -- barristers can, while solicitor advocates, who perform similar functions, cannot. Many critics argue that this has set up an absurd inequality in the courtroom. "Jurors may form an impression that a non-wigged lawyer is less credible," the Law Society's Martin said in a recent letter to Phillips, the head of the judiciary. Martin, like other critics, thinks the wigs are an all-or-nothing matter: Everyone wears them or no one does.
 
Ah, excellent, thank you for the wig info Mellow:flower:
I guess a barrister and a soliciter advocate are the same thing...? I wish they'd all wear wigs, that's awesome ^_^

I don't get this. If she's a British national, and he's a British national, how does Heather have any justification to file anything in American courts?

That's what I was wondering too....maybe the McCartneys have a house in America and in order to figure out who gets the house, they have to file papers in America as well ?

All this legal stuff sounds exhausting....especially when you're paying a lawyer 500 an hour :doh:
 

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