Seinfeld

[mnis]

I think It was one of the best shows on tv.
So many funny moments
source (http://www.patrickcooper.com/archives/2003)
and http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2005-11-07-seinfeld-dvds_x.htm

and funny quotes
Customer: "Lima bean, por favor?"
Soup Nazi: "'Por favor?'"
Customer: "I'm part Spanish."
Soup Nazi: "Adios, Muchacho."

Elaine: "Do you believe in God?"
Puddy: "Yes."
Elaine: "Oh. So you're a religious person?"
Puddy: "I try."
Elaine: "Well, does it bother you that I'm not very religious?"
Puddy: "No."
Elaine: "Why not?"
Puddy: "Because I'm not the one goin' to Hell."

GEORGE: (Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses!

FRANK: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!
(http://www.imdb.com)

 

[oolie coco]

Best show ever!

Did you get that picture from me from the Olsen thread?

I love Elaine so much, she's seriously my idol - I worship her and I want to be an editor and writer like her!!! She's hilaaaaaaaarious!!!!

 

[mnis]

Best show ever!

Did you get that picture from me from the Olsen thread?

I love Elaine so much, she's seriously my idol - I worship her and I want to be an editor and writer like her!!! She's hilaaaaaaaarious!!!!

yes i did oolie coco (your post ), but then i had to find a source luckily i found it!
I reckon best show ever im going to look for more quotes.
She is hillarious

 

[mnis]

funny moment

[George, attending a wake, takes a large tortilla chip, dips it into a bowl of what appears to be sour cream, takes a bite, dips it into the bowl again, and then eats the remainder of the chip.]
Timmy: What are you doing?
George Costanza: What?
Timmy: Did, did you just double dip that chip?
George Costanza: Excuse me?
Timmy: You double dipped a chip!
George Costanza: Double dipped? What, what, what are you talking about?
Timmy: You dipped a chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.
George Costanza: So?
Timmy: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it.
George Costanza: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy, but I don't dip that way.
Timmy: Oh, you don't, huh?
George Costanza: You dip the way you want to dip. I'll dip the way I want to dip.

[George grabs another chip, dips it, takes a bite and begins to reach for the dip as Timmy grabs his hand.]
Timmy: Gimme the chip!

[An all-out brawl breaks out between George and Timmy.]
source
(http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?page_code=123)

 

[mnis]

(sources)
http://www.xenafan.com/seinfeld/newman.jpg
http://www.seinfeld.boourns.net/images/03.jpg (elaine)
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9611/19/wayne.knight/link.seinfeld.jpg
(seinfeldfan.net)
http://www.coedliving.com/uploads/posters_seinfeld_seduction_lg.jpg

 

[mnis]

Other funny scenes


(http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures)

 

[mnis]

(same source)
favourite elanie dancing and elaine vs frank
"It's like a full body dry heave set to music" - George describing Elaine's dancing
"you want a piece of me? "u got it"
"He wrote the check and i cashed it"
quotes from (http://www.stanthecaddy.com)

 

[mnis]

(http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures)

 

[brokenenglish]

My boyfriend and I love this show to death!!!

We have a close friend who is just like Kramer...
a bit strange,
good with ladies but nobody knows why,
never has/had a job,
etc...

and my boyfriend always tells me I am just like Elaine - though I don't see it...
expect I do tend to hit those I love when I am excited.

 

[oolie coco]

Besides Elaine and Jerry, whom I can relate to very strongly, my favourite characters are Frank Costanza (George's father) and David Puddy (Elaine's boyfriend). Both of them make me laugh so much no matter what they say.

 

[sakina]

By far one of my favorite shows ! EVER !

 

[brokenenglish]

Oolie... I am loving you more and more each post!!!

I love those two guys...
and Puddy is just plain HOT!
Jerry Stiller is amazing... he can even make King of Queens funny at times.
I love any episode with George's parents too.

And I love the episode where Jerry gets his date drunk with a BOX of WINE!!

( what Dave Chapelle says white people use to get tired)

 

[Mary-Anne]

[George, attending a wake, takes a large tortilla chip, dips it into a bowl of what appears to be sour cream, takes a bite, dips it into the bowl again, and then eats the remainder of the chip.]
Timmy: What are you doing?
George Costanza: What?
Timmy: Did, did you just double dip that chip?
George Costanza: Excuse me?
Timmy: You double dipped a chip!
George Costanza: Double dipped? What, what, what are you talking about?
Timmy: You dipped a chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.
George Costanza: So?
Timmy: That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip. From now on, when you take a chip, just take one dip and end it.
George Costanza: Well, I'm sorry, Timmy, but I don't dip that way.
Timmy: Oh, you don't, huh?
George Costanza: You dip the way you want to dip. I'll dip the way I want to dip.

[George grabs another chip, dips it, takes a bite and begins to reach for the dip as Timmy grabs his hand.]
Timmy: Gimme the chip!

[An all-out brawl breaks out between George and Timmy.]
source
(http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?page_code=123)

^^ this one is such a classic!!!!

I love this show.. it's really timeless in my opinion... I can watch every rerun without ever getting bored...

Geroge Costanza !!! ahh even my mom loves him

 

[fouroclock]

I am blaming Seinfeld and his show for the overexposure and the death of supermodels. There's no coincidence.

Blame Seinfeld.

 

[brokenenglish]

Everybody in the world has played Jerry's date/girlfriend on the show.
Debra Messing, Courtney Cox, Daphne from Frasier, etc.etc.....
If we added up the notches on his bedpost.

 

[oolie coco]

Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and that other woman on Desperate Housewives! (Brenda something?)

I am blaming Seinfeld and his show for the overexposure and the death of supermodels. There's no coincidence.

Blame Seinfeld.

Huh? What?

 

[brokenenglish]

Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and that other woman on Desperate Housewives! (Brenda something?)

oh yeah...
the Braless wonder!

 

[peppi]

I love the episode where they have The contest
George Costanza is propably the greatest tv character ever!

 

[oolie coco]

Lorelai from Gilmore Girls, Jami Gertz, Stifler's Mom, Charlotte from Sex and the City, Janeane Garafalo!

 

[Josephine]

FRANK: You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!