Seinfeld

[mnis]

Peurto Rican day

Kramer lights a cigar with a sparkler.)
KRAMER: Come on, man. You need to lighten up. You know, a feeling like this only happens once a year.
(He tosses the sparkler into the back seat of Jerry's car where it lands on the Puerto Rican flag.)
KRAMER: Yeah, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico.
(Lamar starts to laugh as he sees the smoke rise.)
KRAMER: See, now you're getting the spirit of it, huh?
(Kramer smells the smoke, turns, and sees the fire.)
KRAMER: Ooh! !Dios mio!
(He grabs the flag, throws it onto the sidewalk and stops on it.)
MAN: Hey! There's a guy burning the Puerto Rican flag!
BOB: Who! Who is burning the flag?!
KRAMER: Oh, no.
BOB: Him?!
CEDRIC: That's not very nice.
KRAMER: It was an accident.
BOB: Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!
CEDRIC: Because it's Puerto Rican day.
BOB: Maybe we should stomp you like you stomp the flag! What do you think of that?
KRAMER: Now look, I just have one thing to say to you boys... Ma-maaahhhh!!!
(Kramer runs off screaming. The others give chase.)
(source stanthecaddy.com)

 

[mnis]

BABU: You had my Visa application?!
JERRY: Well not technically.
BABU: I kill you!!
JERRY: Well what about her?
BABU: I kill both of you!!
JERRY: Babu?!
BABU: No Babu! No Babu! You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!
BABU: But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people!
JERRY: You know, I think I'll just take the check.
BABU: You bad man! You very very bad man!
(source stanthecaddy.com)

 

[mnis]

[Helen and Morty, packing up in Uncle Leo's apartment.]
MORTY: I'm sorry Leo's moving back here. I'm not ready to go back to Florida.
HELEN: He was getting along so well with that woman, what happened?
(Morty shrugs, the phone rings, Morty answers.)
MORTY: Hello?
VOICE: This is Frank Costanza.
MORTY: What do you want?
FRANK: You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
(Frank hangs up, Morty hangs up.)
MORTY: I'm sorry, we can't go back to Florida.

FRANK: Are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of Del Boca Vista?
(stanthecaddy.com)

 

[dazed&confused]

I love Kramer's alter-egos..Dr. [SIZE=-1] Van Nostrand and H.G. Pennypacker!!!

One of my favourite episodes is when Kramer has seizures every time he hears Mary Hart's voice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB6I7QHtgbI

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[brokenenglish]

I am a total geek and have been watching the extras on dvd and can't believe how much came from the writer's real lives.

I really can't believe Festivus was a real holiday to someone!

 

[Dylan.]

my favorite all time scene is the reaction of jerry, elaine and george when kramer blurts out that georges girlfriend should just get a nose job!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNzNEn5jwvs

 

[milk_x_honey.]

BOB: Who! Who is burning the flag?!
KRAMER: Oh, no.
BOB: Him?!
CEDRIC: That's not very nice.
KRAMER: It was an accident.
BOB: Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!
CEDRIC: Because it's Puerto Rican day.
BOB: Maybe we should stomp you like you stomp the flag! What do you think of that?

Bob & Cedric are my favorites!.
Armoire + AIDS Ribbon + Puerto Rican Day

'who doesn't wanna wear the ribbon? I am wearing the ribbon, he is wearing the ribbon . . we are all wearing the ribbon! so why aren't you gonna to wear the ribbon?'

 

[Mary-Anne]

I just watched the episode where Eleine breaks up with the guy who tells her she has a big head... brilliant!

 

[Erin]

I ... can't believe how much came from the writer's real lives.

I know, amazing, huh?

My fiance is a screenwriter and he plucks so much out of his daily life and experiences - and other's, as well - for material.

This show is genius! I'm on Season 4, arguably the best season.

 

[thesiren]

i watch 2 - 3 episodes of this every night before bed. it is my favorite show ever.

i'm so excited to see the cast on curb.