Seinfeld

[mnis]

"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

 

[brokenenglish]

My boyfriend sings the "george isn't home" anserwing machine song everyday!
He wants to put it, exactly as is, on our answering machine and says if it doesn't make sense to people, they don't watch Seinfeld and they shouldn't be our friends anyway.

Speaking of answering machines, remember in Season 1 when Jerry was robbed b/c of Kramer and they took his machine...
' I don't like the idea of someone else returning my calls!'

 

[greeneyebeauty]

The puffy shirt episode is coming on UPN tonight at 10:30.

 

[iluvfashion]

it is the best sitcom to this date!

 

[mnis]

My favourite episode is "The Dealership" when Puddy becomes a car salesman and wants to give everyone high-fives.

JERRY: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
PUDDY: I don’t care for that term.
JERRY: Oh. Sorry, I didn’t know..
PUDDY: No, I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
JERRY: I saw one once that could do sign language.
PUDDY: Yeah, I saw that one. Uh.. Koko.
JERRY: Yeah, Koko.
PUDDY: Right, Koko. That chimp’s all right. (Holds up his hand) High-five.

ELAINE: You’re a salesman now - and the high-five is… it’s very “grease monkey.”
PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?
ELAINE: Ah, I, I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
PUDDY: Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.
ELAINE: Oh, that is really mature.
PUDDY: Yeah? So are you. You’re the grease monkey.
ELAINE: Uh… that doesn’t make any sense. I am leaving.
PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through.
ELAINE: Fine! We’re through!
PUDDY: Oh, so you’re leaving?
ELAINE: That’s right. High-five! On the flip side!

lol lol
high five on the flip side

 

[mnis]

it is the best sitcom to this date!

absolutely agree.

 

[iluvfashion]

Boss to Costanza..I will always be a winner. You YOU will ALWAYS be a loser

 

[mnis]

lol^.
So many funny characters

 

[ShuggaStiletto]

ohh love that show. I love that bass sound they play in between scenes "ba dunk dunk dunnnnk"

 

[TKO]

My favorite episdode is "The Bris" with the pigman and the erratic moyle. I think the moyle is like the best guest chracter.

 

[zvezdana]

My boyfriend sings the "george isn't home" anserwing machine song everyday!
He wants to put it, exactly as is, on our answering machine and says if it doesn't make sense to people, they don't watch Seinfeld and they shouldn't be our friends anyway.

LOLOLOLOL... brokenenglish, your boyfriend may be onto something right there!!!

"what the hell was that on your machine?"

"I'm sorry, we can't be friends. Goodbye." (shakes head in incredulous disgust)

"Whaaa?"

LOL.

 

[*Jibrielle*]

I love seinfield!! My favorite episode is the one where Elaine dances lol

 

[mnis]

I love seinfield!! My favorite episode is the one where Elaine dances lol

lol she s such a funny dancer!! like a full body heave

 

[brokenenglish]

What bothers me all the time though is in other episodes Elaine dances fine....
not great or anything but not the "full body heave"

Like the episode with the Super Bowl tickets...
she goes up to Jerry at the coffee shop and sings, "I'm going to the Super Bowl with Tim Watley" and does a little dance.
She dances fine in other episodes too but I can't recall anymore at the top of my head.

It's always bugged me.

 

[oolie coco]

^ I actually said that to someone before, too.

 

[*Jibrielle*]

lol she s such a funny dancer!! like a full body heave

LOL!!

 

[mnis]

I no so funny
"So what happened?"
"She's into it."
"Into what?"
"The menage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roommate's into the menage too."
"That's unbelievable."
"Oh, it's a scene man."
"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
"What are you talking about? I'm not goin' to do it."
"You're not goin to do it? What do you mean, You're not goin to do it?"
"I can't. I'm not an orgy guy."
"Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ... by accident."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
"If only something like that could happen to me."
"Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either."
"I know."
- George and Jerry, in "The Switch"

 

[mnis]

"Interesting. She doesn't care for you, then a stern warning, suddenly a phone call. Seems Elaine's made you the bad boy. And Anna digs the bad boy."
"I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy."
"You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend..."
"Yes, yes..."
"The bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk..."
"Okay, the point is made."
"The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George exits) the bad tipper!"
- Jerry and George, in "The Little Kicks"

 

[mnis]

"I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven."
"Alright, let's see... How about Mug? Mug Costanza. That's original. Or Ketchup. Pretty name for a girl."
"Alright... You having a good time now?"
"I've got fifty right here in the cupboard... How about Bisquick? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House?"
"Alright already!!"
- George and Jerry, in "The Seven"
"I had a very interesting lunch with Georg

 

[mnis]

source http://rao.caltech.edu/seinquotes.html (same with the above)

"It's not fair that people are seated first-come, first-serve. It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just walking over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.
"I'll tell you what, there's fifty bucks in it for you if you do it."
"What do you mean?"
"You walk over to that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything. You eat it, say thank you very much, wipe your mouth, walk away, I give you fifty bucks."
"What are they gonna do?"
"They won't do anything. In fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives."
"Fifty bucks? You'll give me fifty bucks?"
"Fifty bucks. That table over there. The three couples."
"Okay, I don't want to go over there and do it and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it."
"No, no tricks."
"Should I do it George?"
"For fifty bucks? I'd put my face in their soup and blow!"
- Elaine, Jerry and George, in "The Chinese Restaurant