Tom Monitors Fetus

[brian]

how the hell can you monitor a nonexistant child?

 

[Zen]

My understanding of Mr. Cruise wanting to monitor this baby is for science
research. He wants to give his findings to researchers who study the human
development. To me, I say believe whatever you want to believe, but personally, Scientology is just wacky!!!

 

[Lena]

i think you may have a good reason there equinox but..
tuning one's child to a guinea pig.. how freaky lovely

 

[Pinky*]

I think researchers know enough about babies than to be enlightened by what tomkat as to say on the matter..

but since i'm not sure how 'normal' their baby is perhaps their research will prove useful in one way or another..

 

[#umero]

Truly, his logical penetralium is decked with the riches of genius...

 

[fashionista-ta]

I think this is the least wacky thing Tom has done in awhile ... it's a high-tech gadget for someone with too much money (and apparently too much time) on his hands ... and at least he didn't say he saw "a little Scientologist in the making"

Just happened to think ... won't it be the ultimate irony if little Katie has post-partum depression?

 

[Zen]

My opinion here....Mr. Cruise is wacky like Michael Jackson...or
he's getting there.

 

[Pinky*]

yeah but mj likes kids in a different way..

i don't think i ever heard him say "it was in the name of research" in his defense..

 

[LoveMyBoots]

how the hell can you monitor a nonexistant child?

 

[Lena]

yeah but mj likes kids in a different way..

i don't think i ever heard him say "it was in the name of research" in his defense..

you are unbelivable.. good point Pinky

 

[cosmocat]

Very, very strange. I hate the mental image of Tom and Katie doing these scans...Surely a sign that someone has too much money

 

[Pinky*]

surely a sign one has not enough publicity..

 

[CelineChic]

Truly, his logical penetralium is decked with the riches of genius...

Clearly!

 

[NOE]

That's alright... Let him monitor this 'baby'... That way he can contact the real doctors when it starts growing tenticles

 

[Fashion Puss]

Wow - your own baby monitor - kind of like your baby's personal reality show. They could do their own Celebrity Big Brother.

 

[Pinky*]

ooo! are the seedings for a real truman show being planted then..? if the baby exists that is, as mentioned earlier by brian

 

[PrinceOfCats]

That's alright... Let him monitor this 'baby'... That way he can contact the real doctors when it starts growing tenticles

I was so disturbed by your post the first time I read it My mistake though!

 

[Anastasia]

I was so disturbed by your post the first time I read it My mistake though!

"He keeps putting his testicles all over me, you know, like octopus?"

Katie's been looking like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby lately, with the sunken, dark eyes and haunted, strained pallor. I hope it is just the pregnancy (though if it's making her look that ill, what the hell is she doing flying to China?) and she's not thinking, 'Oh God, what have I done?'

Aren't there all sorts of studies that link extra ultrasounds to ear problems after the baby is born? Like a marked increase in infections/need for tubes/etc? How does Tom even think he's going to be able to read the results? I guess you don't have to go to school for things like that if you're a Manly Man

 

[Pinky*]

tom is a manly man?

 

[Anastasia]

Sarcasm