The collection is up on the
online shop now. A sales associate at the Rodeo Drive boutique told me that the retail items were actually going to be more refined from the mess that went down the runway, but it looks like, aluminum dresses aside, Kering is actually planning on selling what was shown in March.
It’s worse than the show, if only because we can see the shoes.
These make me long for the simple elegance of the Loewe nail polish bottle heels.
Hated Sarah Burton’s combat boots? I’d take those any day over McGirr’s Herman Munster version.
The one that caught me most off guard is this elongated tassel loafer. It’s just impractical and ridiculous, and a small voice in my head says that it may actually be stupid enough to catch on.
These pieces, which I don’t recall from the March show, are kind of pissing me off. They make me think…
Highland Rip-off. It’s like a bad fast fashion version of Highland r*pe. (“Speyside Molestation!”)
At least those looks rip off McQueen. Most of his men’s looks are obviously stealing from Hedi Slimane or Riccardo Tisci.
There’s so much more: The cable-knit ensemble that looks like it belongs on SHEIN. The bathmat dress with a man’s butt. The whole mini-collection of butt items. (McGirr is showing his J.W. Anderson bona fides with that one.) While only one look on the runway had leopard print, it’s all over the collection – men’s and women’s. So is the shattered glass print of which McGirr seems so proud. Any actual nods to Lee McQueen codes seem thrown in like a parsley garnish on a plate:
Some Eshu
shoulders here! A little fur from It’s a Jungle Out There
! Here’s a big ol’ peplum! Nothing is coherent.
If they’re hoping for a home run with bags, I don’t think the boring new offerings they’ve got will do it. I don’t see any Knuckle Bags, either. I hope they haven’t thrown the baby out with the bathwater.
The sales associates in Beverly Hills have been going hard for this new collection, talking up how much they love it and saying how “Seán is more McQueen than Sarah was.” They were crowing about how many pre-orders they were getting for looks after the March show, too. Showing the site to friends today, the uniform reaction has been negative. I really want to know how this sells.