Ok, don't stone me.....
but....
I LOVE Hedi's womenswear for Celine. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.
No, I'm not talking about those juvenile, Mango/Topshop looking lookbooks and runways shows that are kind of cringey. I'm talking about the clothes. On a rack. In the stores in Midtown and in Soho.
It is the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie. Bon chic bon genre ease and effortlessness. An utterly impeccable assortment of tried and true classics.
It's not fashion!
How dare you?!
*slap*
It's a wardrobe!
It's for the rich b*tch who doesn't a give a flying f*ck about whatever bullsh*t Balenciaga is peddling or whatever dipsh*t duds Gucci is trying to trick her into wearing. Conservative? Yes. But also practical, timeless, and perfect.
Volft brilliantly illustrated who these clothes are for (though technically they are not bourgeois).
I love the idea that a woman can throw on a pair of Celine jeans, a ruffled or p*ssy bow blouse, a pair of booties, maybe a large blazer and just look really f*cking good without noticeably wearing any designer fashion.
In this post-pandemic, war-ridden, climate change-devastated world of Instagram clown clothes, I find the discretion, understatement and bourgeois refinement of Hedi Slimane's Celine to be extremely refreshing. Slimane has become like the French Ralph Lauren who I appreciate for much of the same reasons.
TRUE STORY: A group of lieutenants was showing Ralph the latest and hottest from the runways on an iPad. They swipe to Balenciaga and Ralph lets out a roaring laugh and starts slapping his thigh. They swipe to Celine and he stops. He pauses. His eyes widen. He looks to his team and with complete sincerity, in his thick Bronx accent, he asks "Who is this guy? Can't we get him over here to design the line?" His management team is silenced and looks at each other stunned not knowing how to reply.
Anyways, back on topic...
For those of you who pine for Philo-era Celine, move on! It's just a label guys. Why give it any allegiance when the owners clearly don't? Phoebe will be back with a collection soon enough. Can't you find something else to wear at Jil Sander or from Marina Moscone in the meantime?
Or there are plenty of Phoebe's leftovers over at Proenza Schouler