Seinfeld

[eostre]

Yes, that was another one that came to mind, Kramer is great in that episode! "Kenny? Kenny?"

 

[oolie coco]

I love seasons 7-9 the best, too, especially Season 9.

My absolute favourite is "The Dealership" when Puddy keeps asking Jerry for a "high-five".

 

[zvezdana]

I LOOOOOOVE SEINFELD! I seriously know pretty much all the dialogue from every single episode, lol. I know everything that's going to happen next. that's why I had to stop watching the reruns for a year or two cause they were playing them all the time and I was all Seinfelded out (which is something i thought was not possible).

Anyhow, I just started watching again and it's so fresh and funny and familiar all over again.

George Costanza is probably the greatest tv character ever!

AMEN TO THAT PEPPI! "If you believe it, then it's not a lie!" - George's advice on how to be a good liar, one of his errr... many talents, lol.

"You should have seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist." - George

"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
"I like to get the Daily News."
- Kramer and George in The Keys

"Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I'm doing things in this car, you have no idea they're going on."
- George in The Parking Space

"Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. May we help you?"
- Jerry in The Boyfriend

"Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?"
- Jerry in The Marine Biologist

What about Elaine doped up on painkillers in Florida?

"STELLLAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Oh my God, I really think this is the best show ever made. I don't think anything can ever touch Seinfeld, lol!!!!

 

[zvezdana]

"Serenity now! Serenity now!""What is that?""The doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say 'serenity now!'""Are you supposed to yell it?""The man on the tape wasn't specific."

Thanks for reminding me of that!!! Oh my God, that's the best!

What about Festivus? Feats of strength and airings of grievances! LOL!!!

Or what about when George's mother walks in on him masturbating and ends up in the hospital!

Estelle: I go out for a quart of milk. I come home and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL!!!

George's family is seriously the best. Everytime they're in an episode I'm in teary eyed fits of laughter at their antics!

Estelle reminds me of my grandma when she gets all worked up, lol. My grandma is like a perfect mix of Estelle and Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond, she's a riot

 

[oolie coco]

I love Frank Costanza more than almost every character on television, ever. I want to marry him!

 

[mnis]

Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, and that other woman on Desperate Housewives! (Brenda something?)



Huh? What?

i dont understand this either?
blame seinfeld?
id only blame them for making me laugh my *** off

 

[fouroclock]

^ Because I found it strange that Seinfeld was able to date all those attractive women.

 

[mnis]

I am blaming Seinfeld and his show for the overexposure and the death of supermodels. There's no coincidence.

Blame Seinfeld.

i mean this

 

[M0radkhan]

I Seinfield! I still watch the reruns. It's such a hilarious show. I especially like George, because he's so funny and something always happens to him.

 

[greeneyebeauty]

I love Seinfeld too.
I watch the reruns every night.

 

[mnis]

elaine dancing is hillarious lol

 

[mnis]

Seinfeld clips from youtube
George and his frog game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4up5HJ0lE&search=seinfeld
Seinfeld montage lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap4up5HJ0lE&search=seinfeld
The little jerry (i think its the whole episode)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0lTiarbcBo&search=seinfeld
Georges answering machine
lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSuboiHiRRk&search=seinfeld
Hello newman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzDyqkVmL6Y&search=seinfeld
seinfeld bloopers (starts at 20 seconds) so funny!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wk5aY1L8Y8&search=seinfeld
david puddy 8 ball jacket (you got a question u ask the 8 balllol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN0n3nmt8jY&search=seinfeld
The timeless are of seduction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sfaZyxYGDQ&search=seinfeld
The angry clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3-KkKsyaCY&search=seinfeld
Elaine is going to hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oLrXh5Cf4&search=seinfeld
Festivus episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ygtTroA4k&search=seinfeld
The Indian giver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVaCuYN-qU&search=seinfeld
The little kicks (elaine cant dance)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a9ZuT1jN0k&search=seinfeld

 

[eostre]

So much great stuff, I´ve been watching the dvds and it´s so funny to hear that so much of the crap that George pulls on the show are things that Larry David has actually done

 

[oolie coco]

Puddy can be such a sweet guy and a sweet boyfriend. We just saw the episode where he tells Kramer how to install a garbage disposal (unwittingly, in his bathtub) and when Elaine wants to vent about her problems at work, he puts his arm around her and says "Talk to me, babe."

It's so funny when he's just staring at the wall in the middle of the day when Kramer calls him.

(phone rings)
Puddy: "Puddy."
Kramer: "Can I speak to David Puddy?"
Puddy: "This is Puddy."
Kramer: "Oh hi, Puddy, this is Kramer."
Puddy: "I know."

 

[mnis]

lol
lol

 

[oolie coco]

I have so many favourite lines from the show, I have to come back to this thread as I remember each and everyone one of them for you guys!

Remember when James Spader is going through Alcoholics Anonymous and he has to do his apologies, and he refuses to apologize to George for not lending him a cashmere sweater? So when George begs for the apology, James says

"Fine, I'm sorry George, that I didn't want your rather bulbous head stretching out the normal-sized neckhole of my finely knit cashmere sweater."

Another time I like is when George wants to test the pigeons in the park to see if they'll run away when he chases them. He runs after the pigeons and they don't even move and he kills a few of them! I'm laughing as I'm typing this.

George: "I stomped some pigeons in the park today."
Jerry: "How many?"
George: "Whatever they had."

 

[eostre]

Puddy is one of my favourite characters, he is so great, I laugh just thinking about the face he always makes, with eyes half-shut and his mouth a little open

 

[oolie coco]

I think some of the best scenes are when Elaine and Puddy are fighting.

Remember when they break up on the airplane?

Puddy: "Hey it's a long flight. I had to move on."
Elaine: "So you do that by making time with some floozy?"
Puddy: "Yeah that's right. What's going on with you and Vegetable Lasagna there?"
Elaine: "This guy? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me."
Vegetable Lasagna Guy: "I can hear you."

 

[mnis]

thats the same with me when i want to type a quote i laugh so hard its like im giggling all the way to the piggy bank lol .
I love when they all dance and babu phat was so funny
wags his fingers "you very very bad man, very bad man"

 

[oolie coco]

My favourite episode is "The Dealership" when Puddy becomes a car salesman and wants to give everyone high-fives.

JERRY: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
PUDDY: I don’t care for that term.
JERRY: Oh. Sorry, I didn’t know..
PUDDY: No, I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
JERRY: I saw one once that could do sign language.
PUDDY: Yeah, I saw that one. Uh.. Koko.
JERRY: Yeah, Koko.
PUDDY: Right, Koko. That chimp’s all right. (Holds up his hand) High-five.

ELAINE: You’re a salesman now - and the high-five is… it’s very “grease monkey.”
PUDDY: What did I tell you about that?
ELAINE: Ah, I, I’m sorry, but the high-five is just so stupid.
PUDDY: Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.
ELAINE: Oh, that is really mature.
PUDDY: Yeah? So are you. You’re the grease monkey.
ELAINE: Uh… that doesn’t make any sense. I am leaving.
PUDDY: Yeah, if you leave, we’re through.
ELAINE: Fine! We’re through!
PUDDY: Oh, so you’re leaving?
ELAINE: That’s right. High-five! On the flip side!