The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen Apr 2003 - Jul 2009

[mackos]

those are for men, right?

I still cannot believe something like that actually does exist, so I can't really tell who are they made for

 

[shelleybean]

Why?.....Why?.....
I'm still not a fan of the whole pantyhose & open-toe shoe thing, but alas that's another thread. I'm not sure if I hate the open-toe or the cinch belt thing at the ankle, but these are kind of like eeewwww. I don't even mind the pattern. Wait, yeah, maybe I do. Looks like somebody went diving through the discount bin at the upholstery shop.
They're by Richard Chai, but I'll bet you were thinking they were from Barfy McBarferson's Fall/Winter 09, non?
(again, courtesy of shoeblog)

 

[Squizree]

^Omg hideous! I also HATE any sort of boot-related footwear that has open toe. Its like whats the point of covering the whole leg if ure gonna let the toes show????

 

[shelleybean]

What's even better than that is when their toes hang OVER THE EDGE of the shoes! Gross gross double gross!

 

[Squizree]

^HAHAHAHA!! EW!! Thats the worst thing ever!

 

[shelleybean]

Check these babies out....
I keep thinking of something that you could wear with them to offset the hideousness, but nothing comes to mind. I don't think even a contestant from Toddlers & Tiaras could make these look cute. Do they think the little heart on the buckle makes them okay?
pic-zappos.com

 

[Squizree]

^ I think they look cute but only unworn. I dont think u could actually wear them and expect people to take you seriously.

 

[shelleybean]

These are from the same manufacturer (I wouldn't DARE call them a designer) as those rainbow striped shoe-things. Talk about bi-polar design staff. You can't tell from the pic but they are a skull-print. Poor Thomas Wylde, if he only knew about the bastardization of his little skull empire. What do you think? Orthopedic-Goth? Is there such a thing?
BTW The brand is T.U.K., just so you know to NEVER buy from them.
pic from zappos again.

 

[Squizree]

lol omg what about these?? The pink ones are Givenchy!!!

shoewawa

 

[shelleybean]

Oh Squizree, those are terrible! The pink ones, well how long would it take just to get in and out of them. Shame on you Givenchy - or rather Julien MacDonald. The denim ones... open toe, laces, wooden heel, denim, open back....ummmm....ermmm.... So many atrocities committed on one shoe.
I'd comment more on those pink ones, but I can't because my eyes are bleeding!

 

[*Jibrielle*]

OMG THOSE PINK SHOES, I think i'm going to die...

 

[CherryBomb01]

LMAO....these shoes are all hilariously fug!!! You have to laugh at them...

 

[Florecita86]

Those pink Givenchy shoes,hahaha!

 

[Talihina]

Woah, I wonder what came into their dreams when they woke up inspired...

 

[shelleybean]

Well, I'm not sure whether or not I would call these UGLY, but they are certainly interesting. They really are quite something, artistically. Since we don't have a thread called the "most avant-garde shoes you've even seen" I will post them here. Personally, I would worry about tipping backwards on them. Architect Bootie by Omelle. pic: shoeblog

 

[Danhat Ward]

Wow obsvr, these shoes are really ugly and looking at them right after I had breakfast may be not the brightest idea.
And by the way, so many people hate crocs but I love them, wear them at home all the time.

 

[Squizree]

^Oh Crocs are ok anywhere where they cant be seen.

 

[Echoes]

There seems to be an influx of, ummmmmm, problem shoes on the Yay or Nay thread.

 

[Flashbang]

^Oh Crocs are ok anywhere where they cant be seen.

I agree

 

[Echoes]

Zanotti, I don't even want to ask.

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