Breaking Dawn *Spoilers*

-someone asked how can a vampire have babies with a human, she said the answer will be in the twilight guide coming out at the end of the year.

Hopefully the explanation will be equipped with drawings ^_^
 
Ok, let me put my 0.2 in here. i just finished the book and i would like to make some comments:
On the positive side, the plot surprised me. I was convinced i'd never see Bella and Edward married, convinced Meyer would find a way (Vulturi attack, anyone?) to stall it until the grand finale. I certainly wasn't expecting them to procreate. I remembered her comment on vampire fluids vividly (it had grossed me out), so I didn't see that coming.

On the negative side, I didn't enjoy 2/3 of the book. The corny sex scenes, equipped with the notion that marriage transforms you smoothly from inexperienced teen to vampy seductress, were laughable. The "Rosemary's baby"-style pregnancy was way too crude for Meyer's audience. And a vampire Bella defeats the purpose of the series completely. Her humanity was, IMO, the core of Edward's attraction to her. I could even enjoy her annoying blabber when she was human, because it reminded me what it meant to be a teen with a crush. But Bella, annoying AND immortal? No way.
I also didn't like how quickly Renée was written off as history.
Ok, my rant is done. Please don't shoot me. I'm just sad that this book ruined the little good i'd thought about this series.
 
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Sooo.... this book was kind of on the dumb side. I still wish that Bella would have left Edward's *** and get with Jacob. It would've made it a little less corny. But of course they get married and have one of the most boring sex scenes ever. Not that it should've been exciting but make it some sort of interesting. I mean come on I've seen Spongebob episodes more sexual than that crap, but I digress. I'm still a little grossed out that she was like 18 and he's older than God, no matter how cute he is. And just when I thought Edward's annoying *** couldn't get any more annoying... God, I wish I was one of the Volturi. I'd kill him just for the hell of it. And Renesmee? Seriously? The ending was up there with Harry Potter's with the corniness.

The only parts I liked really were with Alice. She can spend money like no other. And just because it was so trifling, Jacob impriting with Ruh-nez-may. God, I'm glad this series is over.
 

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