I'm SO FREAKIN PISSED OFF!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME PR3!?
First of all, at least Alison has made actual clothing before, instead of this wicker hat with chains, plaid mod not-even-close-to-twiggy bullsh*t. I'm sorry but this decision was all from the producers. There is no way that a paper cylinder with confetti and paper swirls taped to it could beat an actual dress that took effort.
Alison wasn't the most amazing and innovative but she was light years ahead of Vincint. She worked together with Jeff for the Macy's challenge and almost won, Vincint hasn't come even CLOSE to winning anything.
Anyway, now that that's over. I was torn between Jeff and Mike. Mike's was very nice, and well explained. But it was very boring and Jeff's was very creative. I loved the top and the paint belt and everything, it was great.
Laura needs to come out of her ditch. Yes, everything she makes is fabulous and sophisticated. But so far it's all, plain (white, black, beige, mauve) high waisted or empire waisted. I thought the "nuts" thing was kinda funny.
Kayne was pretty damn lucky I thought, Tim was right about everything he said. It looked like a sign you'd make to cheer on your favorite American Idol.
And I'd just like to close my rant and rave by saying:
"Why don't you go stick some Harry Winston up your nose why don't ya"