The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen Apr 2003 - Jul 2009

[Zarina]

Lanvin prosthesis
pic by shoewawa

 

[brian]

^ i actually really like those

 

[brian]

The sad thing is, they probably cost a fortune.

i think they're 650

 

[seanutbutter]

brian

^ i actually really like those

Me too, although I can see why some wouldn't like them (they lose their magic when they're not combined with an outfit).

 

[stilettogirl84]

the louboutins are gross

on the lanvins, the shoe part looks fine, but the part that looks like an old lady's leg makes me nauseated

 

[*Jibrielle*]

From the Flintstone collection? ^^^

jajajajaja

 

[SomethingElse]

From neolithic fugly with that furry sandal, to catastrophic ugliness in that <cough cough> boot!

 

[Dkammern]

as someone mentioned a few pages back... this is the place to come when you're feeling down or insecure. you totally forget what was bothering you and you just can't help laughing

 

[seanutbutter]

^Exactly... Laugh at other designers expense!

 

[SomethingElse]

^

royalelastics.com

Hmmm, I didn't mean to include the L.A.M.B. boots but I can't detach the thumbnail for some reason. Oh well, they're pretty horrendous too!
lambshoes.com

 

[indigoskies]

damn those royals are horrendous.
remind me of tracksuit pants.

 

[misssakura]

At first I was thinking "what's so bad about that?". Then on closer inspection I realised that the tracksuit bottom was part of the shoe design. After that everything became a little hazy and I don't remember anything until I woke up a few hours later with vomit all over my crotch.

 

[Layla88]

What a funny threat it really makes me laugh haha! Never new that there were so many expencive but hideous shoes!

 

[Womanolo]

Brian – post # 2878 looks like a dog chew with extra strengthening leather scouring power for those hard to reach places for the dog that cares rather than the dog that scares.

 

[seanutbutter]

misssakura

At first I was thinking "what's so bad about that?". Then on closer inspection I realised that the tracksuit bottom was part of the shoe design. After that everything became a little hazy and I don't remember anything until I woke up a few hours later with vomit all over my crotch.

 

[SomethingElse]

For your consideration:

IC FLORENCE RIBBON TIE COURT

At least they don't cost a couple of toes to purchase!

schuhstore.co.uk

 

[seanutbutter]

Those remind me of John Galliano's heels from his FW07 collection.

style.com

I'm not particularly fond of them, though Galliano's version is more practical

 

[Womanolo]

They're no that bad, seanut. Heel is a little dodgy with its bulbous ending but hey.

 

[seanutbutter]

^That's what gets me—the heel is awkward and ruins whatever potential the rest of the shoe may have had.

 

[markie]

They look painful.