The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen Apr 2003 - Jul 2009

[MissMixey]

Okay these look like a sofa

These are just...wth?

And these are the most loved shoes by little kids and sadly, some adults.

 

[Trista]

Hmm...I've seriously thought about doing a poll where I sit in the Starbucks that is located next to a REALLY skanky drugstore and see how many people in an hour come in and out wearing Crocs...I see people carrying the bag from there like a trophy and then voila.

Crocs.

And my mom got a pair of Crocalikes.



Much better.

 

[sweetpop]

HOW DARE YOU STEVE MADDEN FOR COPYING BALENCIAGA!!!


stevemadden.com

It just registered to me why mr angry was included in your post Symetrie! Something striked me as being horribly out of place with the shoe you posted, I thought it looked Balenciaga-like but something was terribly out of place- initially I thought you had posted a balenciaga shoe... well... yes! How dare you Steve Madden for copying Balenciaga!

Back to date with the shoes MissMixey posted:
I find the material used for the interior and exterior of the first shoe to be kinda icky...
the second pair of shoes were obviously inspired by shoes from the Medieval period when womens' shoes were extra high as to not get their feet dirty from the night soil from the previous night on the streets (or at least, thats what I recall, I could be completely wrong)
As for the crocs?

 

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[leyla m.]

the first shoes posted are more like a superfug sofa

and the above, dearest ale, i am speechless.... im having buffalo platform days flashbacks!!! and worse

 

[luckyme]

missmixey and alejandro, please post credits or I have to delete. missmixey you are new here so you have an excuse but alejandro

 

[Ihaveadog]

HOW DARE YOU STEVE MADDEN FOR COPYING BALENCIAGA!!!



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That gives me heartburn it's so seriously fugly!!!!!!!!

 

[Squizree]

lol I dunno I kinda like the second ones in post 3801. They have a certain thing to them.

 

[MissMixey]

I can't edit the post anymore but I got them all from Google Images.

 

[ptowngal]

HOW DARE YOU STEVE MADDEN FOR COPYING BALENCIAGA!!!

Why on earth would you even want to copy those awful Balenciagas. I'm mad at Steve Madden for thinking that was even a good idea.

 

[Phylicia04]

Who in the world would pay $600 for those hideous Chucks?!?!

 

[Alejandro]

missmixey and alejandro, please post credits or I have to delete. missmixey you are new here so you have an excuse but alejandro

oh i love to get banged

sorry i forgot to get credits for this.

 

[jackieonassis]

gross, those are some manky shoes there.

 

[nylonbits]

were these ever posted?! first timberlands now chucks?!? WTF are people thinking!?!?!?!?

shopbop.com

 

[nylonbits]

i was just browsing shopbop.com and found out that so many shoes look so ugly i almost threw up all over my computer screen... i don't know what's going on with the designs this year, a lot of the shoes look like the stuff from the early 90s (that we never wanted to see again) and then there are these trying-to-hard-to-be-edgy shoes

all shopbop.com

when i put all of them together they look like a piece of artwork. yes/no?!

 

[Squizree]

Those chucks were posted earlier and are very very ugly. Such trash.

That second set of shoes ALL look hideous except that last one, I love it. But that orange one.....YUCK!

 

[nylonbits]

yeah it looks like an orange sock.

i think the last one could work but the strap just looks realllyyy tacky to me

 

[Squizree]

lol that white one in the centre is such a mess. Its like pieces of garbage stuck together.

 

[sweetpop]

the Third and fourth ones are amusing! The orange 'shoe' made me laugh myself silly and the white one is just.. what?! Like squizree, the last one is quite alright, it could work!

 

[Dkammern]

^^i kinda like the idea of the fourth one... it is not well executed, but with few adjustments/better quality/presentation it could very well be a Ricardo Tisci shoe.
it also reminds me of the newest saint laurent booties...

the rest is terrible! the last one is giving me headaches!