The Ugliest Shoes You've Seen Apr 2003 - Jul 2009

[PonyShow]

this quite possibly could be one of my favorite threads. hahahahaah.

 

[kezme44]

haha....the hooker ones
what an incredibly stupid idea, and i wonder how they will do in the rain

 

[leyla m.]

at those flipper ones!!!! how ugggggggly!

 

[kezme44]

at least i can see the flipper ones as a bit more purposeful such as if you are in venice and fall into a canal you can swim to safety...oh wait....no....

 

[iLoveCouture]

styledash.com

This is so incredibly wrong. We don't mean to offend anyone's fashion sensibilities, but we're pretty sure that the fact that Crocs now makes heels -- and that people are actually buying them -- is an event that means the apocalypse is close at hand.

The funniest thing about this is that in the Crocs heels description, they say, "Spices up any fashionista's wardrobe."

We're crying, "False advertising!" Any true fashionista would not be caught dead in Crocs, high heeled or not.

 

[kriszti.md]

 

[SnejanaIsMyMuse]

As if regular crocs weren't ugly enough as it is.This is a new low for footwear.

I don't get it ,regular sandals are fine and look decent, why do people think crocs look good?

 

[SusanSuperstar]

I love this Thread so much!!!!! ´t´s so weird that I enjoy seeing those ugly shoes!

 

[Squizree]

Congrats on the 200th page btw lol

 

[Squizree]

Hahahaahahah! HAHAHAAHA!!! Those "Aphrodite" shoes are the biggest crack up Ive seen in ages! hahahha oh man im dying of laughter down here. I can just imagine it...."Oh crap Im late for my next appointment"

 

[ckashie]

I'm not exactly sure why I expected more from Agyness

 

[kahlilg]

^those are pierre hardy's aren't they?

 

[Deleted member 106803]

This must have been mentioned before, but;

CROCS CROCS CROCSSSSSSS.

What a crime.

 

[papa_levante]

Agy's shoes are cute, but they do not go with the outfit unfortunately.

 

[Squizree]

doesnt matter if the shoes are ncie or not, Agyness is hideous altogeter

 

[iLoveCouture]

ckashie - please credit your image per tFS' guidelines

 

[obsvr]

This is not 'heelarious' at all!!

They're making high heel shoes for babies!!! Babies as in less than 6 months!!! The brand is called 'Heelarious - her first high heels'. What do you guys think? I think Crocs suits babies better..

heežlaržižous [he-lair-ee-uhs] - noun:
extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional
high heel crib shoes for babies. ​

Not intended for walking (heel will collapse with weight). ​

Not intended to harm children in any way. ​

WARNING: May cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).​

The·heelarious®Story​

Britta Bacon & Hayden Porter are childhood friends turned business
partners. While Hayden was completely obsessed with high heels,
Britta wasn't even sure if she owned a pair. On her way to her daughter
Kayla's 4th birthday party, Britta was reminiscing about when Kayla
was a baby and Hayden's shoe obsession crossed her mind.
She thought to herself "That would have been hilarious if I could have
brought Kayla to a party in high heels when she was a baby". It was at that moment that ·heelarious®was born.
After 7 years of working together on various projects,
Britta and Hayden joined their creative forces to launch ·heelarious®.With safety and comfort as their main concern,
Hayden and Britta were successful in creating a soft,
fully functional crib shoe designed to look like a high heel.
The style names were inspired by their daughters, Kayla and Brooke. ​

May these shoes bring as many smiles and
as much laughter to your life as they have to ours.
We hope you enjoy ·heelarious®as much as we do.​

· Britta and Hayden · ​

source : heelarious.com

 

[Ronchamp]

haha! i think those look cute... but just as an object, not as shoes for babies! they would look weird and ridiculous on babies. except maybe when their part of a halloween costume. or on little girls playing dress up...maybe.

although at first, i thought they were real heels, and my face went

 

[Squizree]

Now Ive seen everything. Seriously whats this world coming to? Everyone is so obssessed with their image that theyre willing to make their babies wear high heels.

 

[marylauda]

I saw these in the Hilary Duff thread. Think they're really ugly.

x17online.com

Aren't those Margielas? I normally love his shoes, but yeesh

That said, I think they're really funny