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On TWoP they've heard rumors that Suri was born with a cleft palate, and that's why no pictures - can you imagine Tom's/Scientology's beliefs on a birth defect. I hope it's not true, not because of the cleft palate - my father was born with one in 1950 and they were able to fix it with minimal scarring, nowadays, in a first world country, it's incredibly simple to make the child appear "normal" - but because I can't imagine having anything "wrong" with me and having parents who view the medical establishment and advances with such disdain, and who follow medical advice made up by a 2nd rate, schizophrenic sci-fi author.
On another note, you can be a Scientologist and a Catholic, Tom? Really? Really? I fail to see how that's not an outright lie, since Hubbard taught that Jesus was not the Messiah, but a violent pedophile: http://contenderministries.org/mail/10042003hubbard.php
On TWoP they've heard rumors that Suri was born with a cleft palate, and that's why no pictures - can you imagine Tom's/Scientology's beliefs on a birth defect. I hope it's not true, not because of the cleft palate - my father was born with one in 1950 and they were able to fix it with minimal scarring, nowadays, in a first world country, it's incredibly simple to make the child appear "normal" - but because I can't imagine having anything "wrong" with me and having parents who view the medical establishment and advances with such disdain, and who follow medical advice made up by a 2nd rate, schizophrenic sci-fi author.
On another note, you can be a Scientologist and a Catholic, Tom? Really? Really? I fail to see how that's not an outright lie, since Hubbard taught that Jesus was not the Messiah, but a violent pedophile: http://contenderministries.org/mail/10042003hubbard.php
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^Well, if she has a cleft palate I guess they will fix it with vitamins.
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Cleft palate? The plot thickens...
Searching for Little Sci
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4039
Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains:
Where in the world is Little Sci?
Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in the first place. Given the morphous nature of Katie’s bump and the undercover circumstances surrounding her birth and of course the fact that the Cruises have yet to sell their pictures to any publications eager to bid for the exclusives, more and more people are concluding that Little Sci does not exist, that it was an elaborate publicity stunt gone awry, especially since Tom’s reputation has taken a huge hit after hooking up with his love slave a little over a year ago.
But if you’ve been reading my column for the last several months, you will know that as much as I would have loved to hop on the “pillow pregnancy” bandwagon, I am one of the few gossips who believes that Katie did indeed have someone’s child growing inside of her and that she did indeed push it out. Call me crazy, call me naïve, but I’m just telling you as I hear it.
However, I do understand the lure of believing the fake baby conspiracy theory (especially since Ted Casablanca seems to be teasing us with some tantalising tidbits) and the endless amount of entertainment it can provide. So let’s indulge here for a moment, shall we?
Some people think that the photo delay has to do with the difficulty Tom has experienced in finding a random baby to call his own. A shortage in the orphanage, if you will. Others prefer the Scientology experiment explanation – that they have secured a child but have admitted her to the “lab” for testing and she won’t come out until she’s been fully “Hubbardised”. And then there are the more “horrible to even suggest it” presumptions – an exit strategy, if you get my drift, to write the baby out of the script to elicit sympathy and you can insert your own plotline here as you see fit.
Finally, let’s not forget my personal favourites: that instead of eating the placenta, Tom Cruise ate his daughter or that he offered her up at the Altar of Xenu in exchange for “fixing” his GayGay.
Rip roaring hilarity, non?
Now as much as the aforementioned tales appeal to the smuttiest side of my soul, my sources maintain that Little Sci is very much alive. However, they also maintain that there is much scientological precedent to support that things might not be swell. But first, let me cover my Chinese *** for the benefit of the Gay Midget legal team because well, you know how rabid they can be, right? Remember the key words gossips: rumour has it.
Anyway, did you hear about John Travolta and Kelly Preston and that people think their 14 year old son Jett might be autistic but they keep denying it, claiming that he simply suffers from terrible allergies as a result of “environmental” toxins, preventing them from providing him with valuable resources that might actually help? Well buzz in Hollywood is that we might be dealing with a similar situation inside the Cruise compound. Perhaps not the same affliction but an affliction nonetheless. Which is why Tom wants to keep her hidden. Like I said, gossips – rumour has it. You however are free to speculate about specific afflictions to your smutty heart’s content.
But to end things on a less dramatic note, I have also talked to a couple of people – the same people who told me about Katie missing her period BEFORE People Magazine reported it – who tell me that there’s a perfectly harmless reason behind the mystery of Little Sci, chalking up the missing baby to Church custom – that scientologists are generally not in the habit of parading their babies around on display even for money (shocker!), which is why Tom’s two older children were pretty hidden up until just recently and when you think about it, it’s kind of true – we rarely see church followers with their offspring. Then again, none of you want to hang your hat on something as boring and innocuous as that, right?
It’s definitely much more fun to believe the alien abduction theories. So who am I to stand in your way?
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4039
Now that every high profile baby has been birthed and pimped and photographed and even worshipped in some cases, one huge question remains:
Where in the world is Little Sci?
Naturally her absence is prompting many gossips the world over to conclude that there was never really a baby in the first place. Given the morphous nature of Katie’s bump and the undercover circumstances surrounding her birth and of course the fact that the Cruises have yet to sell their pictures to any publications eager to bid for the exclusives, more and more people are concluding that Little Sci does not exist, that it was an elaborate publicity stunt gone awry, especially since Tom’s reputation has taken a huge hit after hooking up with his love slave a little over a year ago.
But if you’ve been reading my column for the last several months, you will know that as much as I would have loved to hop on the “pillow pregnancy” bandwagon, I am one of the few gossips who believes that Katie did indeed have someone’s child growing inside of her and that she did indeed push it out. Call me crazy, call me naïve, but I’m just telling you as I hear it.
However, I do understand the lure of believing the fake baby conspiracy theory (especially since Ted Casablanca seems to be teasing us with some tantalising tidbits) and the endless amount of entertainment it can provide. So let’s indulge here for a moment, shall we?
Some people think that the photo delay has to do with the difficulty Tom has experienced in finding a random baby to call his own. A shortage in the orphanage, if you will. Others prefer the Scientology experiment explanation – that they have secured a child but have admitted her to the “lab” for testing and she won’t come out until she’s been fully “Hubbardised”. And then there are the more “horrible to even suggest it” presumptions – an exit strategy, if you get my drift, to write the baby out of the script to elicit sympathy and you can insert your own plotline here as you see fit.
Finally, let’s not forget my personal favourites: that instead of eating the placenta, Tom Cruise ate his daughter or that he offered her up at the Altar of Xenu in exchange for “fixing” his GayGay.
Rip roaring hilarity, non?
Now as much as the aforementioned tales appeal to the smuttiest side of my soul, my sources maintain that Little Sci is very much alive. However, they also maintain that there is much scientological precedent to support that things might not be swell. But first, let me cover my Chinese *** for the benefit of the Gay Midget legal team because well, you know how rabid they can be, right? Remember the key words gossips: rumour has it.
Anyway, did you hear about John Travolta and Kelly Preston and that people think their 14 year old son Jett might be autistic but they keep denying it, claiming that he simply suffers from terrible allergies as a result of “environmental” toxins, preventing them from providing him with valuable resources that might actually help? Well buzz in Hollywood is that we might be dealing with a similar situation inside the Cruise compound. Perhaps not the same affliction but an affliction nonetheless. Which is why Tom wants to keep her hidden. Like I said, gossips – rumour has it. You however are free to speculate about specific afflictions to your smutty heart’s content.
But to end things on a less dramatic note, I have also talked to a couple of people – the same people who told me about Katie missing her period BEFORE People Magazine reported it – who tell me that there’s a perfectly harmless reason behind the mystery of Little Sci, chalking up the missing baby to Church custom – that scientologists are generally not in the habit of parading their babies around on display even for money (shocker!), which is why Tom’s two older children were pretty hidden up until just recently and when you think about it, it’s kind of true – we rarely see church followers with their offspring. Then again, none of you want to hang your hat on something as boring and innocuous as that, right?
It’s definitely much more fun to believe the alien abduction theories. So who am I to stand in your way?
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I hope we dont see Suri until it is 18. Some of the speculations are funny. . . 
thehepburn said:I hope we dont see Suri until it is 18. Some of the speculations are funny. . .
I agree. It is far more entertaining this way. Maybe Suri doesn't even exist? Maybe she is just a pet rock or a sock puppet?
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Lainey, but she's very wrong about Scientologists not putting their children in the spotlight. I remember pictures of Connor and Isabella in People Magazine when they were small. There are more pictures of them now, but they didn't just recently come into light. Here's just one after a simple Googling. http://www.aftonbladet.se/kvinna/0008/03/tom.jpg
And the 2nd most famous Scientologist in the world, John Travolta, sold pictures of his children soon after birth. I remember the stories, and how cute they were as babies - with one of them, I believe Ella Blue, the baby was so young it was still all pink. Heck, they even had Ella in a yogurt ad! http://www.geocities.com/johnny_loves_kelly/Ella.jpg
Here's another from a professional photo shoot: http://iparenting.com/graphics/preston1.jpg
I do like the Travoltas quite a lot, despite their refusal to acknowledge and treat Jett's autism for what it is. I wonder how Tom feels about them putting their children on display for money, when he's above all that?
I really don't think the innate sense of privacy Scientologists have is the reason we're not seeing Suri...and I don't think we have a right to see her. It's just very very odd that there hasn't been a single glimpse of anything remotely resembling a baby, when Katie was snapped every day of her pregnancy, Tom was so eager to talk/show her off during the pregnancy, Tom and Katie are going to the park to play catch while she's apparently in the car (?!), and other oddities. There were a swarm of paps following their every move and the story about the birth at the same hospital as Brooke and the 3 black SUVs has yet to be confirmed by anyone but Tom - not even a single picture of one of the SUVs coming or leaving. Mission Impossible indeed.
But we know there must be a baby that Katie just looooves to breastfeed (when she's not being dragged about bodily by Tom all about the world) because we all saw her nursing bra flapping in the breeze!
My personal theory is that Katie was really pregnant at one point. There is a child that was inside her at one point, through some means. There was a pillow utilized somewhere along the line, probably at the beginning and at the end. I think she was really pregnant around Fuji at least, when she wandered around all doped up, never smiling, with Tom clenching her arm in every picture. And Suri's not being shown because of a)a physical defect (I will never believe all those unnecessary and performed by a lay person sonograms were healthy) and or b)they're testing her to see if she's L. Ron reincarnated. I'm serious. The whole thing is just too weird, and sad. I get depressed every time I think about the Holmes' not being allowed to see their grandchild for two weeks.
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Lainey, but she's very wrong about Scientologists not putting their children in the spotlight. I remember pictures of Connor and Isabella in People Magazine when they were small. There are more pictures of them now, but they didn't just recently come into light. Here's just one after a simple Googling. http://www.aftonbladet.se/kvinna/0008/03/tom.jpgAnd the 2nd most famous Scientologist in the world, John Travolta, sold pictures of his children soon after birth. I remember the stories, and how cute they were as babies - with one of them, I believe Ella Blue, the baby was so young it was still all pink. Heck, they even had Ella in a yogurt ad! http://www.geocities.com/johnny_loves_kelly/Ella.jpg
Here's another from a professional photo shoot: http://iparenting.com/graphics/preston1.jpg
I do like the Travoltas quite a lot, despite their refusal to acknowledge and treat Jett's autism for what it is. I wonder how Tom feels about them putting their children on display for money, when he's above all that?
I really don't think the innate sense of privacy Scientologists have is the reason we're not seeing Suri...and I don't think we have a right to see her. It's just very very odd that there hasn't been a single glimpse of anything remotely resembling a baby, when Katie was snapped every day of her pregnancy, Tom was so eager to talk/show her off during the pregnancy, Tom and Katie are going to the park to play catch while she's apparently in the car (?!), and other oddities. There were a swarm of paps following their every move and the story about the birth at the same hospital as Brooke and the 3 black SUVs has yet to be confirmed by anyone but Tom - not even a single picture of one of the SUVs coming or leaving. Mission Impossible indeed.
But we know there must be a baby that Katie just looooves to breastfeed (when she's not being dragged about bodily by Tom all about the world) because we all saw her nursing bra flapping in the breeze!
My personal theory is that Katie was really pregnant at one point. There is a child that was inside her at one point, through some means. There was a pillow utilized somewhere along the line, probably at the beginning and at the end. I think she was really pregnant around Fuji at least, when she wandered around all doped up, never smiling, with Tom clenching her arm in every picture. And Suri's not being shown because of a)a physical defect (I will never believe all those unnecessary and performed by a lay person sonograms were healthy) and or b)they're testing her to see if she's L. Ron reincarnated. I'm serious. The whole thing is just too weird, and sad. I get depressed every time I think about the Holmes' not being allowed to see their grandchild for two weeks.
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cosmogrl5 said:
My bets go to the sock puppet. It's easier to stuff a bunch of those under a shirt than it would be a pet rock.
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How sad this is. He keeps saying he's going to marry this "amazing woman". Why doesn't he? The only thing keeping my fiance and I from marrying this second is immigration law. We'd be happy in our everyday clothes down at the courthouse and then over to the church for a blessing, and dinner at home with our parents. We cannot wait to be husband and wife, and every day we're not is an agony. Tom keeps talking about how much he wants to marry her, just do it. What the hell is stopping them?
And dazed looking just about sums up Katie these days, doesn't it? She doesn't even qualify for "starlet" any more. I'm assuming that the "movie star" title was meant for Tom alone, since First Daughter and a bit part in Batman Returns doesn't qualify anyone as a movie star. Though given Tom's MEMEMEMEMEIT'SALLABOUTME! behavior at the press junkets and red carpet for BR, maybe his movie starryness has grown to envelope Katie too, like that oil slick in The Next Generation that ate Yar.
Speaking of Trek, we watched Spock's Brain this weekend, and even though I haven't thought about TomKat in awhile, Luma's vacant eyes and child-zombie voice and demeanor instantly brought Katie to mind.
In the immortal words of the fabulous Marj Dusay, "Brain and brain! What is brain?!"
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Anastasia said:
LOL, Anastasia. Good analogy. TOS rocked. I love your posts.
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What?! I'm sure Suri is just as famous as Shiloh. I hate it when babies are compared.
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These 2 make a great couple in my opinon
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I agree and i simply can not get all the drama about Tom&Katie it has reached new porpotions!xxilovepinkxx said:
Since ever they came out as a couple,people have been making really crazy stuff about them its so ridicilous.
I am not a fan of either and dont know much about them but i dont see the negative resopnse conserning his fate and belives.People can be so cruel and judgmental specially the ones who dont know a thing about scientology!
I personnaly dont know nothing about it and wouldnt call it a cult or other names.So he belives in it-coool.
As for them not showing the child i say BRAVO!
Some comments here are just incredible,someone wrote that their baby is probably sick or something so thats why they dont show her?Seriously how can you say that.Is that the only reason Tom wouldnt show his baby?
I appluad him for not putting his child on a cover of a magazine a week after it was born.And the storys about him wanting more money are very tabloid imaginary and i dont belive them!
Tom&Katie seem like they are in love and have a great life and i think people should loosen up their obssesion with them and just let them be!
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^Um...um...I think in love are the last thing Tom and Katie are, and I do think he is capable of all the crazy stuff.
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This is very spooky. No pictures yet? That's how rumors about birth defect starts. The same thing happened to Russell Crowe's 1st born kid. He wasn't photographed--but he does exist.
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Emil said:
Maybe reading about it would help you understand a bit more where people are coming from when they critisize Thomas.
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