Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

[LoveKylie]

`^hehe... Tom is the perfect target to make fun of. I recently saw this video of him at a Scientology convention on lulop.com... and he speaks Italian as well... crazaay.

 

[BohoChic]

LOL!! His appearance on Oprah was very laughable and freaky to say the least.

I don't know if you all have seen this clip and if its been posted I do apologise. But I got a laugh out of this. Being from Europe I believe this guy is an American comedic.... Dane Cook, he does a great Tom Cruise Spoof!



http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/page.cgi/dane-cook-spoofs-cruise/

 

[Jennika]

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/49469.htm


July 3, 2005 -- SINCE Katie Holmes hooked up with Tom Cruise and the Scientologists, she's not allowed to be alone - ever. When Holmes accompanied Cruise to a recent taping of "The View," eyebrows were raised when she wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom alone. At one point, Cruise asked where the bathroom was and "took Katie with him into the men's room," an insider says. Later, when Holmes needed to go, "three Scientologists followed her in." A rep for "The View" said, "We don't follow guests to the bathroom." Some were also concerned because Holmes "looks like she hasn't slept in weeks."

 

[Elli]

^I wouldn't be comfortable with that

 

[meme527]

you would if your brain had been recently washed.

 

[VainJane]

$5 says they don't last 6 months

$15 says that after the relationship ends, Katie disses Scientiology and says it's all complete crap

 

[Nemova]

my caption : "please, don't let this man kill me."

look at oprah's body language - she's backed way into the corner of her own couch, on her own show - i hope she has a safety button you can press for instant security guards, like bank tellers have. actually i think if you look at her left hand she's pressing that button in this shot........

somebody needs to do a cult intervention now. i think tom cruise is seriously lost.

Reminds me of that episode on "Everybody Loves Raymond" when they do a fake intervention on Robert to reunite Debra and Ray's mom. They should do something like that with this wacko.

 

[meme527]

$15 says that after the relationship ends, Katie disses Scientiology and says it's all complete crap

i think scientology is like the mafia or a gang - they don't let you out voluntarily, and if you do get out you can't talk about them afterwards or you end up with a horse head on your pillow or something.

remember how quickly nicole kidman aged after she split with cruise? i used to think it was grief, but i bet it was those scientology freaks scaring her into keeping silent. and tom cruise practically threatened her, saying "nicole knows what she did."

how creepy it seems now.

 

[tiffany]

I just realized why their whole media-circus relationship scares me: it reminds me of that film "Bless the Child" and that weird cult

 

[8GreenEyes8]

Today is Tom's 43rd birthday you guys!

Look what Pink Is The New Blog had about it (

 

[Kimkhuu]

The Tom and Katie alliance is so....... phony........ I've never seen a celeb couple doing such promotion of their love..... It's plain RIDICULOUS..... ...Tom C is just so annoying..... With all this going on, how can one ever take him seriously as an actor?

 

[morgan38]

i think scientology is like the mafia or a gang - they don't let you out voluntarily, and if you do get out you can't talk about them afterwards or you end up with a horse head on your pillow or something.

remember how quickly nicole kidman aged after she split with cruise? i used to think it was grief, but i bet it was those scientology freaks scaring her into keeping silent. and tom cruise practically threatened her, saying "nicole knows what she did."

how creepy it seems now.

at least she escaped...good for Nicole

 

[Jennika]

i think scientology is like the mafia or a gang - they don't let you out voluntarily, and if you do get out you can't talk about them afterwards or you end up with a horse head on your pillow or something.
.

...Or at least your career destroyed. there's a reason why people are scared to talk badly about it. I bet IF (and that's a big IF) Katie get's out of this she's not going to breath a negative word about Tom, the church or the whole experience.

 

[LoveKylie]

actually Tom said "Nicole knows why" which doesn't sound so bad, more that he wanted the matter to stay private... I'm not defending the guy though, LOL!.

Seriously, haven't TomKat stayed away from the media a while now? I kinda miss them and their freakiness

 

[kristi evert]

'war of the worlds' was the top grossing film this week so tom's erratic behaviour didnt hurt the box office.

there has long been an adage that there is no such thing as bad publicity-
the obsessive attention paid to tom & katie may yet turn out to be a boon & blessing in both of their professional lives.

 

[impossibleprincess]

Anyone else noticed that Holmes' sunglasses seem to be getting bigger? "Look at me, I'm a huge star now?" I think it's all about him needing to look younger, and her wanting to jump onto the AAA list.

I would go to see war of the worlds not because it's a Cruise film but because it is a spielberg film.

 

[Snow-White]

I would go to see war of the worlds not because it's a Cruise film but because it is a spielberg film.

I just watched it impossibleprincess ...and its so disappointing for a spielberg film.
Guess it worked good as a RADIO PLAY in the 1940s .. but this movie ...made me want to walk out !

 

[NOE]

I just love watching people crash and burn ....keep the crazy stories coming!

 

[saloPedantic]

Acting like a twat doesn't necessarily mean he's in love. It just might mean he is a twat and he's come to the decision to let it all hang out.

I have the strongest urge to thwack him with a rolled newspaper.

 

[Witchbaby]

According to Liz Smith in Friday's New York Post - a huge rumor is brewing:

'THOUGHT I'D pass along this interesting rumor. Just wanted to let you know what was going around out there!"

This came with Internet stuff from a normal woman in literary circles; no sleazy source she. It was about Tom and Katie. And please, if you need last names, why are you reading here? Anyway, the rumor is fabulously unprintable, libelous and fascinating. Even if I could print it without being sued, I can't confirm that it's true. Most likely a lot of wishful thinking went into this slander.


Jeez. . .what could it be? I mean, it's probably not about Mr. Cruises sexual preferences because come on, we all know about that. It wouldn't be that juicy. .. gah, I want to know.

Any predictions?

I think its that Tom Cruise is the anti-christ and eats human flesh to gain power. Honestly, I have no idea. . .