D.U.I, Alcohol monitoring bracelents, rehab, adoption/pregnancy, then the obligatory flash of thier underwear then it's off to Africa to save the world.
Mischa Barton made her first "public" appearance on Sunday since her arrest this past week for drunk driving and illegal drug possession.
The washed-up actress called up her favorite paparazzi and staged an exclusive photo shoot for them.
Here's how it all went down.
A remorseful Mushy took her two dogs, Ziggy and Charlie, to a Beverly Hills park.
She was seen looking all sad and ****. At one point, Mischa sat on the grass and seemed to be crying.
Some of the best acting she's done in ages!