Empress Merel
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It are all still a few of us. Sometimes I wonder myself what other member might think when they constantly see this thread popping up.
It are all still a few of us. Sometimes I wonder myself what other member might think when they constantly see this thread popping up.
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i69267That orgasmic 'Eclipse' photograph has been tracked down. Taken by chance during the famous 'steamy' session in which Kristen dragged down Robert's shirt, it clearly traps both actors in their very moment of rapture.
"This is a picture that will become famous for a thousand years", declared top Italian photographer Luigi Fanchini. "I can't explain how I was the one person to get it. Maybe I just got lucky. But in this business you make your own luck", he explained today.
I have spent the past 48 hours chasing Fanchini and imploring him for a look at his infamous photo. He kept saying "What photo? Me no have di photo."
But I knew he wasn't telling the truth. And that he was hiding something destined to become celebrity dynamite. Eventually Fanchini relented and agreed to meet me at midnight - here at a secret location in LA. I won't tell you how much I've had to pay him. But it was a lot of money.
As I write, I am looking at the photograph. Fanchini has allowed me five minutes before he locks it away and negotiates the deal for its sale. I'll try and describe it for you. OK, here goes.
Can a still photograph depict movement? Well yes, it can. I'm looking at Kristen's eyes and I can see that they're bulging and wide open. Yet somehow I can also detect that half a second ago they were squeezed shut and tightly closed. The eyes have suddenly sprung to life. It's a photo about eyes. This is female wildness in all its glory.
She's staring madly into Rob's eyes in her moment of ecstasy. You can just see her bottom tooth cutting into her quivering lower lip. And her hands are gripping tight into Rob's naked shoulders as she hangs on tight. Her nails are digging into his flesh. You can almost see his blood coming to the surface.
Yet Rob is completely in control. Yes, that' s a good way to describe it. Pattinson here knows exactly what he's doing and what he's just done. It's an incredible depiction of masculine power.
He's using her. There's a tenderness to it. But you can't escape the truth that he's playing with her. Robert Pattinson's eyes are shuddering. I can feel the floor shuddering beneath him. The walls too. Everything in the photograph is in tight focus - yet shuddering. Like two tectonic plates sliding over one another.
She is his. And he's enjoying what he's got. But she too is taking. How to describe that? The picture is all give and all take at one and the same moment.
You've simply got to see it for yourself!
But don't worry. You'll be the first.
I'll let you know - right here - the moment Luigi Fanchini makes it possible.
there were pictures posted of kstew hanging out with rob's family at the after party.
You didn't think we forgot about one of our yummy Blind Vice favorites, did you? No, not Toothy Tile, but third time's the charm for Nevis Divine . He's back and skankier than ever!
Nevis, the undeniably sexy hunk with a bisexual past, has had a few serious and not-so-serious relationships recently.
Only problem? He can't decide whether his beard or ex-boyfriend is the perfect fit for him...
Introducing Barrington Bang-Me, an equally charming fellow, as well as an ex to the simply sinfully delicious Mister Divine.
Barrington is the same boyfriend Nevis was holding hands with and introducing around to Industry folks at a swanky party not too long ago. No shame for this boy-on-boy love story! That is, until N.D. started to get über-famous, leaving his less recognizable beau in the dust.
Sounds eerily like Toothy and Grey Goose, except Nevis and Barrington are far more open about their still-ongoing relaysh. Probably a good thing, too, don't you think? With that much booze, dope and nice donk involved?
Yes, B & N are certainly still doing it on the down low, which makes us question whether Nevis' leading lady is getting in on some threesome action. Or if she's just totally cool with her boy's wandering eye.
We're told it's the latter. 'Cause one thing's for sure: Nevis and Barrington aren't hiding from said girlfriend. Oh no, Nevvy will still screw whoever he wants, blurring all kinds of gender barriers.
And clearly, Nevis is headed for rehab, eventually. Wonder which babe he'll choose once his head clears up?
And clearly, Nevis is headed for rehab