How about America's Next Top Green Card holder! Where girls from all over the world, including fiercely real refugees compete to lose their illegal alien status. The winner will receive a 1 page spread in the back of an american passport (shot by world renowned photographer Nigel barker), an american passport, a fine of deportation if the models try to go on welfare and a 1 year contract with Diary Queen. Natasha from cycle 7 will be back to mentor the girls. The challenges will include smizing when pledging allegiance, showing personality when being interviewed by immigration officials whilst trying to look editorial draped in an American flag.
Tyra will have to change up the ending a bit though:
"Two beautiful illegal aliens stand before, but I only have one passport sized photo in my hands, and this photo represents the girl who is still in the running to be America's Next Top Green card holder. I will only call one name and the girl I do not call must immediately return to your holding cell at customs, pack your bags and go home"....