I Love Blind Items ! #1

[brokenenglish]

How old is Carrie Underwood?

 

[Boomer]

How old is Carrie Underwood?

She'll be 26 on Mach 10th...

 

[dpbenson]

Update on Prius Crotch Catch:

Dear Ted:
Is P C-C Carrie Underwood? Just wondering...seems kinda obvious. Unless I'm wrong, and then I'm just guessing. Love ya!
—Lady
Dear Cocky Carrie:
That would be a negative on Carrie. Think slightly older. But just slightly.

Scarlett Johansson is 24 so that eliminates her. How old is Natalie Portman?

 

[Boomer]

Scarlett Johansson is 24 so that eliminates her. How old is Natalie Portman?

She'll be 28 in June...

 

[dpbenson]

Another one from Ted Casablanca: link to original (I had to edit out the drug references)

Crawley McNugget is a quasi-pint-size playboy in the fickle and lust-filled town of Hell-Ay, even though he may not look the part. Like, at all. Regardless, Crawley's somewhat public womanizing track record shows he's gotten to bed many notorious (for nothing) ladies.

But look, the really ridic thing about the dude is that his real-life sex manners are not at all like the nice TV character he plays. Here's how:

As one would suspect of his unimaginative type, Crawly frequents the Hollywood club scene, a lot of the time with other famous pals, looking to score some ***. And he does too, tons. C.M. takes the babes back to his Hills home with the assumption that they're sure gonna do the dirty, and most of the time they sure do. Jeez, you straight chicks can be as easy as us gay sl*tty ones, I swear! I digress.

But for any gal who prefers to just fool around without closing the deal, be prepared for McNugget to scream louder than a Desperate Housewife with bad lighting. "Get out, then!" he will squeal with high-pitched yelping not dissimilar from the zealous Chihuahua he resembles. He then calls a cab for the discarded dame.

Gentlemanly? Hardly. Why, the last babe who got kicked to the curb dished to us that when the cabbie picked her up, the driver snarked, "What is this place?" She proceeded to tell him the name of the nonlikely hunk that lived there. "I'm here nightly," the cabby said. "Sometimes a couple times a night."

Guess you get cab fare whether you seal the deal or not. One thing's for certain: You don't get to spend the night. Ever. Why? Because the last honey Crawley tried to make it work with burned him for life. No joke. Life. Now, he treats his women as badly as she did him.

And It Ain't: John Mayer, Matt Dillon, Verne Troyer

Bolding is mine

So, which short men have slept with a Kardashian or a Hilton?

 

[jlp99]

could it be kevin connolly form entourage? he did date nicky hilton a while back.

 

[Boomer]

^^ That was my immediate first thought!! And Burned for life sounds a lot like code for an STD, or even worse...Life...

 

[dajrekshn]

when you say Burned for life it means... the worst STD of them all doesn't it? wait...that means he continues to pass it on other ppl without regret? dear god, this BI is really bad bad.

 

[Boomer]

Oh, I'm sure he is taking precautions...sure...

 

[beauxgoris]

Sounds like kevin connolly to me too.

 

[LibertyRose]

What Bronx housewife has been calling the diva she once stole from for tips???? She's so desperate for a comeback that she's hellbent on them recording a duet together.

This A list film actress has barely admitted to getting botox. Always presumed to be a natural beauty, it turns out that in addition to botox she has also got her breasts augmented and had lipo, all while under the guise of being in the hospital for completely different reasons.

Want to know the difference between celebrities? Let's see how they are treated by the same fashion designer for the same infraction. Both of our actresses in this item have the annoying habit of getting dresses and other items from our designer on loan and never returning it. Even when asked repeatedly by the designer, neither actress ever returns anything loaned out. #1 is a C list actress with A list name recognition and does not have the most stellar reputation. She has been banned from ever receiving anything on loan again from the designer. #2 is a B list film actress who stars in "important" movies but is best known for one huge franchise and is loved by everyone (mostly). She usually borrows more items at a higher value, but because she is nice and friendly to the designer he keeps unbanning her and keeps loaning out items.

This is from awhile ago, but I think:

1) J Lo and Gloria Estefan.

2) Gwyneth Paltrow. She was hospitalized a couple of times last year, and there was a rumor for breast augmentation after the trailer for "Two Lovers" came out. I don't think she got it though.

3) The actress with the franchise sounds like Kirsten Dunst, but she seems to wear the hippest designerS as opposed to one designer exclusively.

 

[Harumi]

when you say Burned for life it means... the worst STD of them all doesn't it?

No, here I think it just mean she traumatised him by treating him like crap (i.e., cheating on him, psychological torture, etc.).
Classic case of the guy who uses his broken heart as an excuse to act like a douche.

 

[dajrekshn]

No, here I think it just mean she traumatised him by treating him like crap (i.e., cheating on him, psychological torture, etc.).
Classic case of the guy who uses his broken heart as an excuse to act like a douche.

that's how i got that part in the first place, but Boomer says it's a reference to STD, don't know. i'm not that good in slang's.

 

[Boomer]

^^ Well, I am very happy to say I don't know a lot about it- but just how he mentioned Burning and For Life several times- there seems to always be an extra clue or two in there...

And the Bronx Housewife- Gloria has been in Miami forever, and JLo on Long Island- right? I wouldn't say either one were Bronx Housewives...

And if Gyneth was getting a boob job- it's too bad it wasn't before she ruined that beautiful pink dress Ralph Lauren made for he at her Oscar win...what an embarrassment- the top sticking out with very little in it...Very poor styling and fit... (I know the RL people were not pleased, she evidently had things in the bust to make it look right and took them out for no good reason, from what I heard...)

 

[dajrekshn]

^^ Well, I am very happy to say I don't know a lot about it- but just how he mentioned Burning and For Life several times- there seems to always be an extra clue or two in there...

i wasn't implying you could know in RL what an STD feels like, sorry.

 

[Boomer]

^^ Oh no- I didn't take it like that at all, no problem!!

 

[brokenenglish]

And the Bronx Housewife- Gloria has been in Miami forever, and JLo on Long Island- right? I wouldn't say either one were Bronx Housewives...

I think it's meant to recall her Jenny from the Block days.....
She grew up in the Bronx.
I don't think any stars live there now.

 

[saann]

could it be kevin connolly form entourage? he did date nicky hilton a while back.

he was the only one who came in mind when reading the BI

also didn't Ari call E a nugget in an episode of entourage?

 

[MyNameIs]

And if Gyneth was getting a boob job- it's too bad it wasn't before she ruined that beautiful pink dress Ralph Lauren made for he at her Oscar win...what an embarrassment- the top sticking out with very little in it...Very poor styling and fit... (I know the RL people were not pleased, she evidently had things in the bust to make it look right and took them out for no good reason, from what I heard...)

Ok, this is off topic, but I thought I was going crazy. I thought I was the only person who didn't like how she looked that night. People always gush about how great she looked, but I don't think she did. The fit of that dress was horrific. So I'm glad to have found out what you just wrote.

 

[dajrekshn]

Oscars 98 outfit? always thought it was a horrible choice. the breast part ruined it all.
my 2 cents.