1. "This actress is C list through and through. She does movies and has been in some huge ones and she has done television and been in a huge series. Not the star, but not just a one line thing either. You would recognize her but probably wouldn't know her name. Anyway, last week she called the fire department to her home. An actual home because she has family money. She told the department that someone had dropped a cigarette in the sofa and it caught on fire. When the results didn't match what she claimed, she finally admitted she and two friends had been freebasing coke and that is what torched almost her entire living room." [CDaN]
2. "This aging celeb had a lot of work done, so much so it would rival the likes of Heidi Montag. The problem is, even though this celeb is being photographed and showing off the work, they are EXTREMELY unhappy about it. You wouldn't know it because the celeb can't show a decent emotion. The plan to fix it entails getting even more work done, and we suspect the celeb will be unrecognizable when it's all over. Not Melanie Griffith." [BuzzFoto]