I Love Blind Items ! #1

[happycanadian]

^^ maybe Toni Braxton? they refer to EVERYONE as "divas" now, it's so lame. there was a time when that word was reserved for the REAL divas like Aretha, Patti, Cher, Whitney, Madonna. now, everone from beyonce to britney to talentless brats like ashanti get the coin.


anyway, "ageing" and "botox" being the hints.. . i think that Toni is the likely candidate -- she hasn't had a hit in a while, she's ageing, and she seems the type for botox.

 

[yourbestfriend]

Whitney Houston maybe.

 

[happycanadian]

yeah right. whitney's got waaaaay too much money to be worrying about having her record label pay for botox shots. it's gotta be someone who played the young and hot card so it's really affecting her that she's ageing. whitney's career has never been based around her sex appeal. she has TALENT. (so does toni braxton, though, but she definitely tramps it up to sell records).

 

[tastes_like_chic]

Hmmm Toni Braxton sounds like a good guess!

 

[tastes_like_chic]

Allegedly,

This hunky soap star is about to get the sack from his top-rating TV series because he smokes pot every day before heading to the set. Then, when the cameras start to roll, he freaks out, frustrating co-stars with his constant script stuff-ups and unprofessional behaviour.




Source: NW magazine

 

[tastes_like_chic]

This A-list actress is sparking severe concerns that she is suffering from and eating disorder. It's not the first time friends have held grave fears for the star's wellbeing, but reports from the set of her new movie suggest she's slinking deeper and deeper into her health crisis. The stick-thin glamour gal retreats to her trailor at mealtimes and orders enough food to feed at least three people. This might sound positive, but insiders say the star spends "four times longer on bathroom breaks" than the rest of the cast and crew. Why, what couls she possibly doing in there?


Source: NW mag

 

[Jennika]

Two To-the-Limit Blind Vices

Toothy Tile and Petunia Pickle-Pop really should start dating.
I mean, it would be a fake get-together, but how many real ones are left in this town? Like Jude Law and Sienna Miller are going to last. Like they got back together because they just feel so right for each other, in the end--current flicks to sell be damned!
So, Toothy and Petunia are pushing the upchuck-and-saliva-covered envelope like you would not believe. Or maybe you would?
Ladies first. Movie-stah Toothy--who's been playing with whether or not to come out the closet for so long now, readers think I'm just makin' this sitch up (I'm not)--recently did a chat show for his latest pic, Casablanca Cuckold. You'll never guess what a network worker bee caught him doing in the privacy of his dressing room before taping...

No, not fornicating (you dirty busybodies), just tonguing his b-f, that's all. And this little love licking spread through the studio faster than a pink-slip distribution list at ABC!
Causing far fewer but much more horrified mouths to gasp at an L.A. recording studio was Petunia's smelly wake. After barging into the classy operation with her screeching wheels, P2 headed straight for the bathroom, which had been oh so thoughtfully set up with scented candles and tasteful towels and such.
After 15 minutes of locking herself in the loo, Petunia emerged, leaving the bathroom looking like something out of Martha Stewart's nightmares. And guess what was left smack in the middle of the restroom--with one tiny towel placed in the middle?
It was a reeking, warm pile of human discard. Puke. All over the floor.
Jeez, whose wake is stinkier these days, drugged-out Pet's or duded-out Tooth's?

And it ain't

 

[CelineChic]

Here is a very vague one from Popbitch

This celebrity couple are definitely having problems at home. Maybe they'll even split up? Domestic disputes have got so heated that the police have been called out. Child Protecttion Services are now also involved as their child has been witness to the altercations.

 

[silk skin paws]

This A-list actress is sparking severe concerns that she is suffering from and eating disorder. It's not the first time friends have held grave fears for the star's wellbeing, but reports from the set of her new movie suggest she's slinking deeper and deeper into her health crisis. The stick-thin glamour gal retreats to her trailor at mealtimes and orders enough food to feed at least three people. This might sound positive, but insiders say the star spends "four times longer on bathroom breaks" than the rest of the cast and crew. Why, what couls she possibly doing in there?


Source: NW mag

Angelina Jolie sounds right. I remember reading this somewhere.

 

[NOE]

Brittany Murphy was just dropped from her management company for "personal reasons"

She's also the new face of Jordache, hence the 'Jordache Junky'?

 

[arlekindearrabal]

madonna?? she has a new album coming out, but then again, even if she is not selling 10+ million records like before, 2x platinum is not very bad at all... any other suggestions?

 

[Jennika]

NONE TOO BLIND

November 18, 2005 -- BRITTANY Murphy has been dropped by her manager, Joanne Collonna, and her agents at ICM. Rumors abounded yesterday, but radar.com cited a nasty, not-so-blind item in Ted Casablancas' column on E!online, which claimed a "smacked out" actress named "Jordache Junky" (Murphy has recently starred in the Jordache jeans commercials) had sex with a waiter at an industry bar mitzvah. A rep for Murphy, who has been helping her mother deal with cancer, said, "Brittany is making a transition in her representation and has parted ways amicably with Brillstein-Grey and ICM. Not the other way around. The blind item on E!online is not Brittany."
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/31446.htm

interesting

 

[Jennika]

some more hints about an earlier blind vice

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2005/051118.html

Dear Ted:
Is One Petunia Pickle-Pop from Two To-the-Limit Blind Vices Bijou Phillips? This is driving me C.R.A.Z.Y.
Jindi

Dear J.I.N.D.I.:
Nope, but it's not a bad guess at all. Think a little more A-list--at least as far as the glossier rags go--but definitely more D-list, as far as talent goes. Break a vial!

 

[Jennika]

and more assurance that Toothy Tile is Jake

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2005/051118b.html

Dear Ted:
Love the column, wish it were longer. Just read your last blind item on Toothy Tile and want to know if he's Zach Braff?
A.A.

Dear A2:
Good one. But nope, the Z-man's truly just for the chicks. I mean, have you seen his flabby abs? Think more bod-perf.

 

[dulcedeleche]

Oh, and I think it's pretty obvious that Toothy Tile is Jake Gyllenhaal. He says he was promoting Casablanca Cuckold, which I think hints that he is a 'cuckhold' of Heath Ledger. And then Ted also said this earlier:

"Toothy Tile, the rising young male star who secretly likes boys, is creating quite the media sitch. Not only am I told by same-sex inside sources that Mr. T. is still speaking with media representatives about coming out of the closet (much to the dissatisfaction of T.T.'s ten-percent crowd), but poor T. is feeling a tad...pulled.
He really loves his old g-f (def. Kirsten Dunst). That much is very clear. Nevertheless, T.T. is not breaking up with his (largely unknown) boyfriend, even though Mr. T.--whose dimples (uh, definately Jake) nevertheless remain quite dreamy through all this suspenseful tsuris--is not quite sure what, exactly, to do about the ex-girlfriend.
What's a bisexual budding star to do?
Oh, probably what all the rest of 'em do: stay right in the damn closet.
Care to prove me wrong, Tooth?"


And let me just say, if that is right, that just sucks. He is so freaking hot.

 

[Jennika]

Angelina Jolie sounds right. I remember reading this somewhere.

good guess, I wouldn't be suprised at all if it was her

 

[Jennika]

interesting update on this one:

Gosh, just don't know which was more shocking: the fact that Paris Hilton was acting all possessive, still, over Stavros (the guy we all know is going to be ex-Greek stud number whatever in seconds) at Privilege this past weekend or the fact that select gossip rags in the Biz decided my One Step-by-Skanky-Step Blind Vice about Jordache Junky was written with Brittany Murphy in mind. 'Cause it wasn't.
I rarely do this. But since I consider Brit a friend (and one of the best troupers to survive the Ex Wars--as in, Ashton Kutcher), I want all Awful Truth readers to know Jordache ain't about Brittany. Not even close, come to think of it.
Sorry, Brit. You da best, babe!

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Daily2005/051123.html

so maybe it's Kirsten after all

 

[Jennika]

oh, and a new one!

One Domestically Disturbed Blind Vice

Everybody adores Madeline Max-It, 'cause girlfriend has the sh*t goin' on. Mads went from being a plain, mousy gal to a svelte superstudstress. Hit endeavors, a hottie partner and a family unit helped seal the deal for the curvy babe, whose detractors round Hollywood were simply seething over the fact that M.M.I. seems to have just a little too much of a good thing.
Well, those naysayers can relax.
Not only is Mad's spouse more partial to the types who, say, fill out pants a little better than does our Madeline (however, M. sports them as best as any femme does, must say), but more and more folks are getting hip to the extramarital fact that is Mads and her hunky costar Mike Mouthful.

Yep, you got it: Mads apparently doesn't mind so much when her hubby cheats with the fellahs, thanks to Mike's sizable offscreen shenanigans (on par with those onscreen, to be sure).
But Mads and Mikey sure better be more selective about where they tongue--and digit--wrestle. Too many parties are starting to serve them up, verbally speaking, before and after the raspberry-and-chocolate soufflé.


and it ain't

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.051123.html

 

[Meg]

Could it be Reese and Ryan?

 

[stylegirl]

^ Sarah Jessica and Matt Broderick???