A bunch of vague ones from the Village Voice (via ontd). 16 has to be Jake Gyllenhaal.
1. What TV personality who's perennially chased after drugged-up young'uns is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown when one such boy rejected him?
2. What other TV personality actually dated that rocker he's a fan of?
3. What '80s singer, when asked what she thought of KANYE WEST, cutely said "Who?"
4. What superstar's sometime publicist "accidentally" e-mails his friends gushy love letters to himself from hot guys, mythical missives that he actually wrote himself?
5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's gay except his wife"?
6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago, making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a breakdown when rejected.)
7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s— an actor with sizzling ethnic looks— once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't deserve it?
8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total b*tch than called for while being filmed for a reality show?
9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.)
10. Which rival producer, at the intermission of an autobiographical musical, was heard telling someone, "You can't not like it, but it doesn't kill you. It's the script!"
11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that clubbin' transsexual?
12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show?
13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight man I married"?
14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna with a hunky young African American?
15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar?
16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi on that talk show, but naturally didn't?
17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to?