I Love Blind Items ! #1

[neni]

Isn't the model supposed to be 16? Esther Cañadas is almost 30!

Oops, sorry. I didn't read that part

 

[Boomer]

About Sassy and Fernwood... the first couple I thought of was Demi and Asthon because of the "and it ain't" names... Will Smith... Will Ferrell..​

Made me think of Bruce Willis...​

Yup...Defense rests...

 

[xmodel citizen]

I'm gonna say Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, because he lived with a farmer after leaving his mother, and the farmer continued to act as manager for a while

I agree. I've heard the whole rent boy thing for him more than once. Which is so sad because he's effing gorgeous!

 

[Boomer]

Here's a tough one.. NY Daily News 12/16/06

Which fiery young actress freaked out at a Hollywood party two weeks ago when she thought her mom was hitting on a swarthy former boyfriend? Frankly, he probably would have been up for it.

 

[Meg]

That must be LL. a. fiery could refer to her temper or her being a redhead b.her mom is totally psycho and would do that sort of thing and c.LL's been through about a trillion men.

I still disagree with that demi and ashton thing. They mention kids and playdates and all of demi's kids are too old for that sort of thing.

 

[Boomer]

I still disagree with that demi and ashton thing. They mention kids and playdates and all of demi's kids are too old for that sort of thing.

Yeah, but how about Ashton!!!

 

[skinny_boho]

That must be LL. a. fiery could refer to her temper or her being a redhead b.her mom is totally psycho and would do that sort of thing and c.LL's been through about a trillion men.

I think so too

 

[zembla]

It's LL and her mom has been seen with Wilmer Valderrama.

 

[Meg]

yeah I thought it might be wilmer (since we saw a photo with the two of them with her sister) but is he swarthy? Plus she freaked out at a party and her mom was not hooking up with him at a party. Who cares anyway. LL is crazy.

 

[skinny_boho]

yeah I thought it might be wilmer (since we saw a photo with the two of them with her sister) but is he swarthy? Plus she freaked out at a party and her mom was not hooking up with him at a party. Who cares anyway. LL is crazy.

 

[xmodel citizen]

Why are all the super thinly veiled BIs about Lindsay? We get it, she's a crazy biotch. I want dirt on someone else!

Anyways, she needs to pull a Drew Barrymore and ditch her mom until she gets healthy.

 

[Boomer]

Why are all the super thinly veiled BIs about Lindsay? We get it, she's a crazy biotch. I want dirt on someone else!

Anyways, she needs to pull a Drew Barrymore and ditch her mom until she gets healthy.

You mean Lindsay should get rid of Diana "Did You Know I Was A Rockette" Lohan!!??

 

[xmodel citizen]

^ Yes, cut off ties with her mom and get healthy. Drew Barrymore did the same thing with her mother Jade

 

[Boomer]

^^ Yeah but...Did you know that her mother was a Rockette!!?? At Radio City!!!

 

[CelineChic]

These blind items annoy me because I can't solve them! Drives me crazy.

 

[cmw]

from eonline



With all the highly publicized breakups between our fave A-list duos, it was only a matter of time till haughty legal reps dished on a not-so tell-all couple un-ending. Does that even make any sense, what I wrote? Oh, who cares? Read on:
As we all wiped away our tears over the demise of Jen 'n' Brad, or that southern belle Reese 'n' toughie-dude Ryan, in-the-know peeps had already been questioning the supposed bliss in the marital lives of Sassy Go-Forth and Fernwood Could, one of H-town's few remaining stalwart duos. Wonder why?
See, this once reliable, dynamic twosome has utterly gone under the paparazzi radar, and I, oh, once again, have the exclusive dish for ya to feast on this holiday season. Don't worry—it's carb free. So, bite in!
Ferny 'n' Sass, in actuality (read: when they're not working) hold down camp in the colder climates. Think of places like Chicago and InWhySee, where basements are readily available to sprawling mansions. In fact, it is in this very sublevel arena where the male half of this union's marital vows went awry. See, unsuspecting wife-unit would wake up to discover her man outta bed and nowhere to be found in their plush quarters.
This began to happen so often, said spouse thought her hubby just might be leavin' the manse to engage in extramarital affairs; howevah, 'twas not the case. Sassy's guy, was found (by her, eventually) dressin' in drag in the basement—where their offspring efforts hold down playtime with other celeb li'l ones. Quelle horreur!
And was Ferny-babe getting himself off while wearing a particularly alluring fishnet number? No way: F.C. was caught red-(nail-polished)-handed, surfin' the friggin' Internet for home apparel and sundry women's wear. While dressed in such, natch.
Prior to this startling discovery, S.G.-F. had hired a private investigator to see where her hubby was heading at night. Good thing she played investigator herself, 'cause she saved those dollars for a high-powered attorney—who has brought her the ultimate bucks and a handy settlement deal.
But no one knows.
'Cept us.
And it ain't: WILL SMITH, WILL FERRELL or REVEREND RUN

It's Kimora Lee-Simmons and Russell Simmons...

 

[style_savy]

Why'd you come to that conclusion?

 

[brokenenglish]

^ They do have young kids and live in New Jersey where it gets cold....

 

[brokenenglish]

WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze​

From Ny post​

Lindsay these are all too easy!!!

 

[beltedmaude]

So basically, any item concerning a "young starlet" boozing, getting into brawls at nightclubs, not showing up to work is about Lohan. Way to keep things fresh Lindsay.