I Love Blind Items ! #1

[brokenenglish]

^ Demi and Bruce ( and Ashton's- 3 parents) oldest daughter.

 

[KhaoticKharma]

That's soooo Penelope! SHe's dated some of the biggest c oset cases and has been rumored to be more than friends with Salma Hayek. I think it's pretty much a big open "secret" in Hollywood that she's a lesbian?

I've thought that Salma and Penelope were an item for quite some time now, especially because of the way they speak about one another. And Salma hasn't been in a relationship with a man that we've heard of since Edward Norton- I think she's bi.

 

[xmodel citizen]

Text Harassment?



Happily married comes in all shapes and sizes. By conventional definition, both spouses are faithful, both spouses expect fidelity, and when all goes to plan, both spouses adhere to the gameplan…happily ever after.

There are however some couples who can make it work by a different playbook – typically called an Open Marriage when one or the other or both can explore outside the marital bed boundaries but remain committed spiritually, emotionally, and most importantly…financially.

Such is the case with Her and her Famous But-not-as-Famous Husband.

On the heels of a career rejuvenation of sorts, partners now both on and off screen, a true family at last, our A-list wife is experiencing a sexual awakening not entirely satisfied by her spouse. Instead, she has set her sights on a number of periphery players, most recently an employee of sorts – the only problem is that the employee is engaged and, truth be told so he says, isn’t really interested in stepping out on his bride-to-be with his Actress Boss…but isn’t that the definition of sexual harassment in the workplace?

Unfortunately, the Actress Boss isn’t taking no for an answer and much to his Fiancee’s horror, Actress Boss has taken to texting the object of her desire repeatedly – texts so explicit and so detailed and so full on horny and actually so really, really hot, regular readers of Hustler would have a hard time not blushing. And the worst part? The Fiancee, poor girl, found them. She read them, she hit the roof, she wants to call off the wedding but he keeps pleading innocence and harassment.

At the start of what might be a promising career, saying NO could jeopardize his future – at least that’s his excuse. Oh yeah – and he also says the Actress Boss could just be “method acting” – deliberately crossing the line to bring out a more authentic performance which sounds to me like a dude who wants to keep his job and his pecker inside his job.

Lame joke yes…but couldn’t resist. Please forgive?

And it’s not Anne Heche.

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[Harumi]

^the first name to pop up in my head was NIcole Kidman.

 

[fezbatik]

^ Demi and Bruce ( and Ashton's- 3 parents) oldest daughter.

Although I would never feel bad for anyone engaged in bathroom stall antics, I really feel for Rumour Willis. She seems sweet.

...sweet girls like to hang in bathrooms too i guess.

 

[christina126]

For Actress Boss, I think Courteney Cox. Her career is rejuvanted b/c of her new tv show, and she and her spouse David are both producers in the show (thus they're partners on and off screen), and she is the boss of the show b/c she's a producer to whoever this actor is.

 

[humor]

yet another H-town fairy is preferring to have his fancy day-spa activities end with a palm-on-privates finale! And that palm to which I refer, natch, belongs to a handsome masseur, and the genitalia are attached to one...Rusty Busty—general nice dude and award-winning actor—about whom fans know very, very little (and, trust, Rust loves it that way).Now, isn't it interesting: Over at the superluxe Turkish Pavilion spa, where it's like a posh living room set around a series of pools, steam baths and treatment rooms, employees are expressly forbidden from venturing down into clients' nether regions. In fact, they're friggin' fired for it—if they get caught.
(Granted, if the opposite occurs, as it has, certainly more than once with an Academy Award-winning actor, the client is forbidden from coming back, as it were, ever again.)
So, ain't it veddy interesting that more than one male-kneading type is willing to risk his vocation on the chance to finesse all round Rusty's impressive...frame, as it were. Jeez, Rusty, is that the reason you're consistently unmarried?




I thought of Michael Vartan, But it can´t be bc he hasn´t won an Oscar.

 

[brokenenglish]

^ Does Kevin Spacey have an Oscar?....
Or maybe Russell Crowe?

 

[MyNameIs]

"Consistantly unmarried"?

George Clooney?

 

[Harumi]

^George fits. But he is the one actor I don't want to know anything about. Not because I dislike it or find him boring but because by Hollywood standards he is a class act and I want him to be left alone.

 

[NickiLee]

I think this is a TV star, because he doesn't say what kind of award Rusty Busty won, just that he is award-winning. All the actors in the And It Ain't list are TV stars except Brandon Boyd who certainly isn't award winning.

I do think the Academy Award winning actor mentioned in the BI is Kevin Spacey.

 

[Harumi]

^here's one about Kevin:

American Fruity
A mole's gay friend has recently hooked up with a lovely new chap. The only cloud on their loved-up horizon comes in the form of the new chap's ex, who took the break-up extremely badly and has resorted to various forms of emotional blackmail, late night phone whining and increasingly-stalky behaviour.
The harassment continues. It doesn't help that the ex-boyfriend is an Oscar-winning actor who is much respected amongst London theatre circles.
Yes, it's the usual suspect...

 

[MyNameIs]

Most of these Blind Items sound so wild. Anybody else think they're (at least most of them are) true? I actually think, I kinda do. It's probably from watching "Dirt", lol, but still.

Just wish they had some proof once in a while. Like pictures.

 

[swizzlekiss0125]

^i think a lot of them are true too, lol

 

[christina126]

"Consistantly unmarried"?

George Clooney?

but George was married once

 

[calim00nchild]

I may be waaaay off-base here (in fact I think I probably am), but this phrase, "Rusty Busty—general nice dude and award-winning actor—about whom fans know very, very little (and, trust, Rust loves it that way)," makes me think of Johnny Depp.

Or, Leonardo DiCaprio?

 

[MyNameIs]

There has been talk (and pictures) recently about Leo with some other dude. So, may be.

 

[humor]

It can´t be Johnny Depp because he´s married. Where can I see Leo´s pictures?

 

[eternitygoddess]

^Johnny Depp isn't married to his gf.

 

[humor]

you´re right