from The Awful Truth:
All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's
Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.
Fudgy
does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra.
Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's
his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um,
not. At all. Even a little bit.
jake and kirsten?
