I Love Blind Items ! #1

[dajrekshn]

told you so....

 

[tastes_like_chic]

Re: the Hoffs Lady Friend:
Omg I can't get over the gazoombas wanting to jump out of her bolero/top!

 

[Boomer]

^ I hope her sprays her with Lysol...

 

[NickiLee]

This losers go to Coachella to be "seen". It's turning into Sundance. I'm sure Paris Hilton will go next year.

 

[classicalbang]

^ Paris Hilton goes to Coachella almost every year, actually. I saw her in 2007 during Air's set, and she pretty much just took photos of herself the whole time.

 

[lokert]

haha, that totally proves NickiLee's point.

 

[dajrekshn]

Ted:

Hard-Nipple Nick is the hottest star, both bod-wise and at the box office. His wife's figure and professional goings-on aren't too shabby, either, as both Mr. and Mrs. Nick enjoy fame and fortune regularly up on the big screen—though his paychecks dwarf hers, big-time.
Yep, everything's pretty cozy Chez Nick, even the bisexual couple's agreement to have lovers outside the marriage. Instead of his-and-hers towels, they have his-and-hers sex partners!
And you guessed it, there's a girl for Mrs. Nick and...

 

[dajrekshn]

A boy for Mr. Nick! And like the smart have-it-all couple they are, the Nicks chose other famous people to be their closeted lovers. Too crafty! Only problem being Hard-Nipple's boyfriend is married to an established actress who's growing increasingly peeved over the clandestine arrangement.
"He's starting to go out and fly him with him everywhere," a good friend to the Nicks told yours truly about Hard-Nipple taking the BF a few too many places as of late. "They're turning up everywhere together, and [the boyfriend's wife] is getting really pissed about it. It's going too far. It's only a matter of time before she spills."
Guess all those pricey little gifties to the wife for borrowing her hubby aren't as attractive as they once were?
Must say I'm a tad surprised to hear this latest development, as H.-N'.s always been one of the best in the Biz about keeping his preferred love life on the down-low. And now that it's flyin' high, guess a tabloid revelation is only seconds away from takeoff!

And It Ain't: John Travolta, David Beckham, Jerry O'Connell

 

[Nemova]

And yet another Will Smith/Jada Pinkett BI. How creative of Mr. Casablanca.

 

[dajrekshn]

though his paychecks dwarf hers

this means his paycheck is bigger than hers?

i think it's tom cruise/will smith

 

[Nemova]

this means his paycheck is bigger than hers?

I was wondering the same. It would make more sense if it meant exactly this and not the other way around.

 

[dajrekshn]

cus i've got an impression it's her paycheck that supports his lifestyle. the verb dwarfs confusses me.

 

[lokert]

it means his paychecks are so big that hers look like dwarves next to it.

 

[Meg]

oh hm, I thought Matthew McConaughy (sp?). But the Will/Jada thing makes sense - who is the bf then? And the paycheck thing is simply that they are both big earners, but he (H.N.) makes a LOT more than his wife.

 

[eternitygoddess]

cus i've got an impression it's her paycheck that supports his lifestyle. the verb dwarfs confusses me.

I think the dwarf word is used slyly to hint at Will and Jada's (if it is them) physical statures. Physically, he dwarfs her in height.

 

[dajrekshn]

yeah, spot on eternitygoddess!
thank you girls for explaining me.

 

[MyNameIs]

Totally Will and Jada. And I'm finally starting to think that maybe Tom Cruise is at least bi, he would fit into this BI.

 

[Navygreen]

This actress is known for her comedy chops, primarily playing the ditzy blonde role (even though she’s decidedly brunette). We were sad to hear from a former employee of hers that she is in fact a raving witch in real life. She once threw an omelet (yes, the kind with eggs) at her maid, who was terrified and spoke very little English. Yikes.

src: buzzfoto

 

[dajrekshn]

Reese, Cameron, Scarlett?

 

[Harumi]

^definitely Reese!