I Love Blind Items ! #1

[julesrules815]

janet "jack"son? lol shes with jermaine dupri

 

[LoveKylie]

^ahhh.. I think you're on to something...

 

[julesrules815]

gossip detectives: uncovering the truth one blind item at a time

lol

 

[arlekindearrabal]

yeah i though about that too, but jermaine doesnt strike me as being much of a bisexual... i was thinking jessica simpson, but with these badly written blind items, it could be anyone

 

[chantal]

nydailynews.com

WHICH REALITY television hubby has been warming up to his wife's best friend? The two have been spotted getting awfully cozy, even as wifey looks on ...

Could it be Nick Lachey and Jessica's BF, Cacee? OOOooohh that would be scandalous!

 

[julesrules815]

thats the first person i thought of. but who are the other reality husbands?
bobby brown, hulk hogan and travis barker. but its probably nick. he used to hate her though!

 

[CelineChic]

From popbitch

Which newsworthy Brit actor has had a number of secret sexual encounters with other famous actors, including a pretty-boy American chick-flick favourite, who is married to a feisty blonde actress?



Which two-step star failed to impress a popbitch reader on a recent date by trying to pass off sparkling perry as champagne, and taking his shirt off to reveal a terrible case of B.O.?

 

[Tinuviel]

whoa i must be really bad at this, can't think of anyone at all.

 

[LoveKylie]

From popbitch

Which newsworthy Brit actor has had a number of secret sexual encounters with other famous actors, including a pretty-boy American chick-flick favourite, who is married to a feisty blonde actress?

Guessing Jude Law... with Ryan Phillippe or Freddie Prinze Jr? Although SMG isn't a blonde anymore..

 

[CelineChic]

Guessing Jude Law... with Ryan Phillippe or Freddie Prinze Jr? Although SMG isn't a blonde anymore..

That is a good guess but for some reason I dont see Reese Witherspoon being described as "feisty"

 

[LoveKylie]

From what I gathered she's quite feisty IRL.

 

[brokenenglish]

Yes, but what chick flicks has Ryan been in?

 

[chantal]

This is from the a list, it lists all the worst rumors about celebs: (http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html)


Phillippe, Ryan. Used to be gay for pay. Pot-head. Linked with Reese Witherspoon via marriage; she reportedly does not treat him well, and he returns the favor by chasing other women. Shares a hooker with Rick Fox, the husband of Vanessa Williams.

And I have read that Reese is very organized, demanding, a perfectionist and a type A personality. Her production company is even named Type A or something like that.

But I can't really think about any chick flicks Ryan has been in -- he was in Cruel Intentions, does that qualify?

And that website has some interesting things to say about Freddie Prinze Jr. too!

 

[julesrules815]

i didnt even think of ryan! thats probably right

 

[LoveKylie]

Yes, but what chick flicks has Ryan been in?

"Playing By Heart" I guess.

 

[julesrules815]

from the awful truth:

Pinchy Pepper can have whatever she wants. Indeed, when she was in the heyday of her four minutes of teenybopper fame, she never let us forget--not even for an over-mouth-lined minute--that she was all about the money. Then she hooked up with someone who rakes in more cashola than most hunks dream of possessing in Hollywood. Oh, and the partner-unit's hot, too.

Okay, that's an understatement. He's the anti-Federline: handsome, hardworking and independent. And to top it off, said hubby reeks of the right stuff (sweat), not wrong crap (*** smoke).

So, Pinchy has it all. Such a couture gal, P.P. would never be seen anywhere near a sale rack. But this skinny mumsy does have an economical streak--when it comes to her two blessed babies.

What a surprise in celebrity-dom, huh?

Here's the deal: Double P.'s been on the hunt for a nanny to tend the tiny ones. A real headache when your guy is known for his roving eye and you've got visions of Jude Law's antics splashed across your (starved) noggin.

Ain't it lucky, then, that P2 finally found the Mary Poppins of her dreams? She loved this gal. So much so, Pinch made an offer on the spot: $1,600 a week. Sounds great, but that's actually about half the going rate for high-profile nannies.


The potential kid-wrangler was kinda confused. Pinchy knows the standard fee. And the nanny knew that she knew that. But Pinchy put her stiletto down, wouldn't budge, and the nanny walked, standing by her due.

The disappointed gal should consider herself lucky. High-maintenance Pinchy'd prolly make workin' for Faye Dunaway seem like a fortnight in Saint-Tropez.

i have no idea! but doesnt he usually talk about the person in another part of the column?

 

[rainglow]

It's Posh Spice/ Victoria Beckham!!

4 mins of teenybopper fame = spice girls

pepper = spice
hubby, sweat = athlete, David Beckham

guy known for roving eye = at least two kiss and tells, rebecca loos and some other member of staff called Danielle

starved noggin = notoriously skinny and allegedly only eats every second day/ survives on berries to regain post-baby figure/ has admitted to disordered eating

stiletto = Posh never seen out of stilettoes

economical streak = she's notoriously cheap and blags free clothes from every single shop she goes into despite being loaded. In a documentary she went into a Topshop and took armfuls of stuff without paying despite it being cheap (well to her, not me!)

Although she now has three kids, not two, which is the only thing that threw me...

 

[Jlgnxd]

^ wow taht was good...and yeah it has to be victoria.

 

[UniqueChic]

Naaah, man, i reckon it's Reese Witherspoon. I've heard she's a Nasty Pastie in real life. She has two kids, Deacon and Ava. Victoria had three kids and i wouldn't consider her 'Hollywood.' But good reasoning nonetheless!

 

[LoveKylie]

^I wouldn't describe Reese W. as having teenybopper fame. And even though Victoria has three kids, only two of them are still concidering "babies". I think it's Posh.