I Love Blind Items ! #1

[CelineChic]

Naaah, man, i reckon it's Reese Witherspoon. I've heard she's a Nasty Pastie in real life. She has two kids, Deacon and Ava. Victoria had three kids and i wouldn't consider her 'Hollywood.' But good reasoning nonetheless!

Maybe but the entire first paragraph isn't really about Reese. She never had a teeny bopper four minutes of fame and I dont think she ever mentioned she was all about money. And Reese makes more money than Ryan so this certainly isn't about her.

Pinchy Pepper can have whatever she wants. Indeed, when she was in the heyday of her four minutes of teenybopper fame, she never let us forget--not even for an over-mouth-lined minute--that she was all about the money. Then she hooked up with someone who rakes in more cashola than most hunks dream of possessing in Hollywood. Oh, and the partner-unit's hot, too.

 

[arlekindearrabal]

yeah its definetly posh

 

[CelineChic]

yeah its definetly posh

I think so too. Maybe this was written before she gave birth to Cruz? I remember that David's alleged cheating occured before Cruz was born.

I remember making fun of her for trying to keep him by having another kid...like those other couples on the verge of divorce who have another kid because they think it will bring them closer together instead of divorce.

 

[brokenenglish]

I can never understand Ted for E!, but that most recent one is so thinly veiled!!! He should have just used Posh's name, that was an insult to my intelligence.

 

[tastes_like_chic]

Allegedly,
This actress is making enemies among the cast of her current project with her constant attention-seeking antics.


Hmmm could it be J.lo?

(http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/subsection.aspx?sectionid=1217&sectionname=insidehollywood&subsectionid=1597&subsectionname=breakingnews)

 

[Jlgnxd]

^that's a tough one but for once i don't think it's la lopez...she's been real good lately w/ her new low profile lifestyle.

 

[xEmma2k5x]

Allegedly,
This actress is making enemies among the cast of her current project with her constant attention-seeking antics.


Hmmm could it be J.lo?

(http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/subsection.aspx?sectionid=1217&sectionname=insidehollywood&subsectionid=1597&subsectionname=breakingnews)

I read a similar one to this in a British newspaper but they said the actress was British.

 

[Label Basher]

This is from the a list, it lists all the worst rumors about celebs: (http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html)

Thanks for the link. I just a good laugh over some of these.

Off topic: Can someone tell me who is Susanna Eng? She is linked with nearly everyone on that list.

 

[Jlgnxd]

That gossip list...is so funny and out there...like way out there. I always get a laugh when i go to that site.

 

[julesrules815]

from the awful truth

In kindergarten, we all learn to treat others the way we want to be treated, correct? I'm gonna guess that Big-Mouth Bruce was absent that day.

He musta been. Why else would he walk into a cable network that is so not about the gossip and proceed to pitch a scandal-driven gossip show?

Yep. B.-M.B. (who has been nominated for an Academy Award, mind you) flashed his Joker-esque grin as he greased up his pitch to execs: "I'm friends with everyone in Hollywood, and I can tell you all their secrets!"

The development folks nearly peed in their corduroy pants--and I'm not talkin' good involuntary urination release, either. Plus, Big-Mouth showed up for his meeting alone, which is highly unusual in pitch land.

Now, I know you babes roll yer eyes when I mention nose candy in these Blinds, but this is a special occasion. B.-M. Bruce was wired. Eyes buggin', hands flailing--he was more fired up than the insane characters he's played (and Bruce has had some amazing roles), saying he'd even be outing some folks. How very charming.

Executive Row was not interested. They declined, probably too politely. But Big-Mouth finally got the hint and took off.

Wonder if his "friends" know he's peddling their sorry ***es for his next gig, huh?

and from the insider:

GUESS WHO: This actor is said to have enjoyed some fun times in Florida with a bevy of cross dressers. I hear he "auditioned" his male-to-female playmates in a hotel room. To protect his privacy, friends say he had security cameras removed from his floor.

 

[CelineChic]

From popbitch

This American film actress likes to spend much of her time in UK - but doesn't know her husband is shagging half of London behind her back. A conquest claims that as he climaxed he once shouted, "I love you, my dick love you, I wish I could rip my dick off and give it to you."

 

[CelineChic]

Yep. B.-M.B. (who has been nominated for an Academy Award, mind you) flashed his Joker-esque grin as he greased up his pitch to execs: "I'm friends with everyone in Hollywood, and I can tell you all their secrets!"

The development folks nearly peed in their corduroy pants--and I'm not talkin' good involuntary urination release, either. Plus, Big-Mouth showed up for his meeting alone, which is highly unusual in pitch land.

Now, I know you babes roll yer eyes when I mention nose candy in these Blinds, but this is a special occasion. B.-M. Bruce was wired. Eyes buggin', hands flailing--he was more fired up than the insane characters he's played (and Bruce has had some amazing roles), saying he'd even be outing some folks. How very charming.

Executive Row was not interested. They declined, probably too politely. But Big-Mouth finally got the hint and took off.

Jim Carrey, no?

 

[Nemova]

From popbitch

Gwyneth and her husband, maybe?

 

[Label Basher]

Jim Carrey, no?

Jim hasn't been nominated for an Oscar, so no sorry

 

[CelineChic]

Jim hasn't been nominated for an Oscar, so no sorry

no need to be sorry. I thought he was nominated for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Oh well.

the only other actor I can think of with a joker smile is Jack Nicholson. But I don't see him being like that.

 

[Label Basher]

Jack that's a good one. He would know so much the other hollywood players would be running for cover.

I hope the London couple isn't Chris and Gwyneth. When would he have done played around considering she has been with him on tour and when she was doing things he has Apple

 

[CelineChic]

See, I thought it was Carrey because he played Bruce Almighty and has also played, as they wrote, "insane characters".

But I guess that applies to Jack too because he played an insane person in One Flew Over the Cookoos Nest and in The Shining

 

[Jennika]

From popbitch

Jennifer Connelly perhaps? she's married to brit Paul Benetly (sp?)

 

[LoveKylie]

^good guess! although he seems very protective of Jennifer.

The Awful Truth BI= It's not Jack Nicholson... He's even won two Oscars and been nominated 12 times or something! Plus why would he want to appear in a cable show? He's a major movie star and doesn't need to "out" people to get more attention.
I think it's a has-been, someone in the league of Nick Nolte, Alec Baldwin... Or perhaps Billy Bob Thorton (oscar nom, druggie, joker=creepy smile, played crazy characters).

 

[BabyJ]

I think the second one above is R.Kelly just because of the use of the words "down low", one of R.Kelly's hit songs in the 90's was "Keep it on the Downlow".