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Jonathan Jaxon's blog: Which top male music mogul once slept with his former male assistant?
Answer: P-Diddy
Ted Casablanca: Mooney Tuna can't put on a condom right.
Answer: Mooney Tuna = Seth MacFarlane
Ted Casablanca: Ugly athlete warns all the women he sleeps with beforehand that he has herpes.
Answer: Michael Phelps (Shocker)
Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that
she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable.
The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg.
Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker
Lainey: Mother bans bottles or any type of baby accessories/furniture in home because nannies completely take care of the child.
Answer: Nicole Kidman
Ted Casablanca: Crotch Un-Lastic loves to lure "straight" men back to his Hollywood pad and have them don all sorts of skimpy swimwear (just so CUL can slowly take it right off).
Crotch Un-Lastic is generally thought to be James Franco
Lainey: These celebs hire workers for their house but don't pay the bills.
Answer: The Osbournes
And a nice one:
Crazy Days and Nights: When Halo3 was released the other night, this world famous athlete was waiting in line just like everyone else. At midnight he bought copies of the game for himself, for his kids and for the twenty other people who had been standing in line with him.
Answer: David Beckham
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