I Love Blind Items ! #1

[dajrekshn]

This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff : "She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head." The second lie she tells is about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The offical split will happen early next year.

i know that it basicly implies it's Gwyneth buuut...i think it might be J.Lo.
http://popdirt.com/jennifer-lopez-thinks-shes-captured-mommas-cooking/3864/
plus there's a rumor they're gonna announce the divorce in february so....

 

[Pulp Fiction]

^ the article is about her restaurant not about her cooking and it's from 2002.

and how you can be just like her.

that make me think of Paltrow because of her blog.

 

[~Gia~]

What closeted celebutard spent the weekend in a posh hotel in Las Terrenas, Dominican Republic, with his Dominican boyfriend????

perezhilton.com

 

[reese06]

Ricky Martin or Anderson Cooper for the closeted celebutard.

 

[Deleted member 103203]

^
I agree, Anderson Cooper's supposed bf looks like he's either black or hispanic

 

[dajrekshn]

^ the article is about her restaurant not about her cooking and it's from 2002.

and how you can be just like her.

that make me think of Paltrow because of her blog.

yeah, it makes more sense.
as for J.Lo..was there any BI regarding her "upcoming" divorce?

 

[Pulp Fiction]

^ didn't they renewed their vows 2 months ago a divorce would be weird now, despite all the rumors this would surprise me.

 

[saann]

there was a BI about someone breaking up with their partner because of the lack of Paparazzis.. and about them waiting until January to break the news, because the news cycle is slow around that time

but I doubt it's J.lo

 

[LUXXX]

Lainey's previous b*tch A & B blind items about dueling starlets, was about the Jessica's...at least I think that's what she is revealing...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Jessica...ay_to_a_new_role_playing.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

 

[humor]

Hahaha... who thinks like that?? What a losers!!... I don´t think is JLo though.. It wouldn´t surprise me if she gets another divorce, but they really seem like a happy couple

 

[brokenenglish]

Smokey Shooter and Mimi Kitten

Smokey- ASHton
Mimi- Demi

I don't think a sports player could get away with heavy use either.

 

[ILucas]

yeah, plus it says they have age difference
and i dont think that Tony and Eva's baby would give Shiloh and Suri run for their money- as blind item says

 

[LUXXX]

If this one is really Angelina Jolie (which it seems to be) color me surprised...

http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2008/11/one-two-timing-blind-vice.html

 

[ILucas]

but it says MARRIAGE and she is not married

 

[Pulp Fiction]

yeah, plus it says they have age difference
and i dont think that Tony and Eva's baby would give Shiloh and Suri run for their money- as blind item says

i don't think it's them but Eva is 8 years older than Tony, he's only 26.

 

[Nemova]

but it says MARRIAGE and she is not married

Not legally, yes, but she and Brad Pitt live as a married couple, what with all the gazillion children and that "perfect" family image they try to shove down people's throats.

 

[Harumi]

I don't think a sports player could get away with heavy use either.

I think players could get away with everything if they are valuable for their clubs/team. However, I wonder how this would affect his performances?
Ashton and Demi are indeed a good guess (although most of Demi's features are not genetically transmissible, just look at her daughters).

I don't think Angie is the answer to the linked blind because she is involved in just too many public things (UN does regular substances testings) and she never looks out of it in interviews or appearances.
I know you can be a functional 'dragon chaser', but not to that degree.

 

[ILucas]

yeah he can probably get away with doing ***** on some occasions, but every day - it looks like a serious **** problem.
and also Shooter- Ashton is that Nikon commercial too

 

[dajrekshn]

I think players could get away with everything if they are valuable for their clubs/team.

very much true. as long as you bring the money you're going to be just fine with every single thing you do (dennis rodman, magic johnson..)

ashton and demi are REALLY good guesses but as Harumi also said, Demi isn't really that good in passing on the BEAUTY genes, though BI might imply the tabloid lurve into pics of their kid in a sense of the the amount of the money they're willing to give which might be close to that one they gave for Suri's and co.

 

[dajrekshn]

Not legally, yes, but she and Brad Pitt live as a married couple, what with all the gazillion children and that "perfect" family image they try to shove down people's throats.

plus, Ted Casablanca reffers to Brangelina as a married couple for awhile now.
that BI is too scary and yet it all points to AJ.

new BI's:

Which frisky royal ditched his own party to have sex on a nearby yacht? The playboy snuck off with a bombshell, leaving his security staff looking all over for him.

Which pin-up pop star has an embarrassing snoring problem?

His elephantine grunting is making a relationship impossible - and even his one-night stands are disappearing fast...