I Love Blind Items ! #1

[Jennika]

As far as the Pixie story goes Nicole Richie has never been in the "and it ain't" section. ...
but basically every other young starlet in Hollywood has.

exactly

 

[brokenenglish]

That's really sad if it's true about Nicole...
her whole new image seems based on her cleaning up her life.

 

[cocomonkey4]

Nicole richie is definately pixie mixie.

 

[CelineChic]

I wonder if she also calls her father the same way she called the guy.

 

[Trista]

^^Good point!

 

[Fionuir]

Agree with everyone who said Nicole Richie was Pixie Mixie. And look, it almost rhymes

 

[impossibleprincess]

gawker.com

<H3>Earlier today, we charged you with the task of figuring out today’s blind items from Page Six. Thankfully, you darlings are more reliable than our menstrual cycle, and so we’ve got some purely speculative answers.

The “Cuckolded Cutie” at Planned Parenthood: OK, so maybe we ruined this one a bit with our ingenius art, but we suspect you were all going to guess Sienna Miller anyhow. We’ve even heard that certain celebrity weeklies had allegedly obtained pictures of the poor dear leaving the abortion clinic — but, thank God, someone had a morality attack and the photos have been banished to the paparazzi underworld. There weren’t too many other guesses, but a few of you ventured Jennifer Aniston, Sophia Bush, Mary-Kate Olsen, and universal blind item catch-all Lindsay Lohan.

</H3>

 

[wasabecandy]

pagesix:

Which movie honcho's wife just caught him in bed with a young male agent at a powerful talent agency? The dishy dalliance would certainly explain the preferential treatment the movie man once showed his hunky friend when he was the friend's boss at the agency.

gatecrasher:

Which editor of a national magazine, "stoned, drunk and out of his mind," started disrobing in front of a small group of horrified people in his hotel room during a recent junket to San Francisco? The gordo gazetteer then tried to make out with a male member of the party.

pagesix:

Which socialite/designer has added some more plastic surgery to her resume? Pals say she's either had breast implants or "she's wearing balloons beneath her shirt.

 

[caryanne]

Blind Item revealed to be Kevin Costner from defamer.com

The star was having his tensions eased at an upmarket hotel spa after watching a pro-celebrity golf tournament at St Andrews. The masseuse was attending to the knotted muscles of his neck and head when further down the fairway, she alleges, he whipped off his modesty towel and played an extra stroke or two. His grip was good, both on himself and the masseuse’s wrist, but his address to the ball was rushed and he was well above par without even holing out.
“It was disgusting,” she told the hearing yesterday. “Even though he was a Hollywood superstar, I couldn’t believe he thought he could get away with something like that.” [...]
The masseuse continued: “I asked him how he liked his massage and he said he liked it sweet. I thought it a strange term to describe a massage. He asked me if I was comfortable touching him everywhere and I said no. Throughout the massage he kept putting his hand underneath his towel but he never kept it there long enough for me to suspect anything.”
But then the towel came off, and the star, in the words of the masseuse, “performed a sex act to climax”.


Kevin Costner can today be named as the Hollywood star accused of performing a 'disgusting' sex act before a hotel masseuse. A gagging order had prevented his name being published in Britain where his behaviour was at the centre of an industrial tribunal hearing.
Costner was accused of grabbing the 34-year-old woman who was massaging him, dropping his towel and exposing himself to her.


The incident is said to have occurred while he was honeymooning at the five-star Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Scotland, with his second wife.
The distraught masseuse, who cannot be named, claimed unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination. She said her bosses started treating her differently after she complained about Costner's behaviour and she was eventually sacked.

 

[calim00nchild]

One Rattling Blind Vice

Oh, Hussy Purr, every day I come a wee bit closer to understanding why you change moods more often than hairstyles.
Sometimes, a story unfolds slowly. What we know is Hussy and her onetime perma-man-candy, Drinkel Manslut, may be no longer. And zillions of theories abound, citing everything from HP's unconventional love life to Drink's roving eyes, hands, etc.
Alas, while I'm sure neither Hussy nor Drinkel deserves to be canonized anytime soon, I've learned from excellent sources that it was her misbehavior that put them into "get away from me once and for all" land. And to top it off, I'm told Hussy put her man into a hissy overdrive with an announcement that's straight out of Jerry Springer: I'm pregnant. And you ain't the daddy.
I'm sure she put it more gently, of course, but whatev.
Not that Hussy ever seemed much of a conniver, mind you. Were she not so famous, none of this scandalicious horror would seem so shocking.
But Hussy is. And so is the father. So, don't expect to see any pics of her preggers in the tabs anytime soon. 'Cause you won't. Any guesses why?

and it ain't


http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060317.html

Paris Hilton & Starvos. Think about it... she showed up to her birthday party in that god-awful hotpink satin dress and looked pregnant. Then she was also photographed leaving medical buildings and hiding her face recently.

AND her and Starvos seemed to break up for awhile; they are only just lately showing up together places again.

And Ted is famous for transposing the initials, hence Hussy Purr, Paris Hilton.

 

[calim00nchild]

Agree with everyone who said Nicole Richie was Pixie Mixie. And look, it almost rhymes

I was going to point that out! Pixie Mixie, Nicole Richie.

And Morgan Mayhem is Lindsay Lohan. That also sorta rhymes.

 

[stylegirl]

Hussy Purr is so definitely Jessica Simpson

 

[fezbatik]

Now This is News to Me...

Not So Blind Item (Perezhilton.com)

Filed Under: Exclusives! > Gay Gay Gay > Not So Blind Item
Let us give you something to talk about!
What recently divorced Saturday Night Live alum is gay?
Yup, we're pretty shreked shocked too!
The funnyman already has a boyfriend, and he's not that quiet about his new relationship.
The star and his stud recently stunned partygoers by showing up together at a gay barbecue.
"They were totally together ," a source tells us.
Wow.
We're all verklempt! This news is like butter!
No way, you ask? WAY!
P.S. This could explain why he and his plain looking former wife never had kids.

I think it's cute. I'm happy for him - stuff like that must certainly be difficult to hide (emotionally, not literally).

 

[silk skin paws]

Not So Blind Item (Perezhilton.com)

Filed Under: Exclusives! > Gay Gay Gay > Not So Blind Item
Let us give you something to talk about!
What recently divorced Saturday Night Live alum is gay?
Yup, we're pretty shreked shocked too!
The funnyman already has a boyfriend, and he's not that quiet about his new relationship.
The star and his stud recently stunned partygoers by showing up together at a gay barbecue.
"They were totally together ," a source tells us.
Wow.
We're all verklempt! This news is like butter!
No way, you ask? WAY!
P.S. This could explain why he and his plain looking former wife never had kids.

I think it's cute. I'm happy for him - stuff like that must certainly be difficult to hide (emotionally, not literally).

Mike Myers!

 

[CelineChic]

Good for him. I'm glad he is not trying to hide it.

Although I don't think it's fair to say his wife was average looking. She is a very pretty woman. I guess they're writing that because she was curvy and not a stick figure like "she's supposed to be."

 

[fashunviktim]

January 23, 2006 -- WHICH model-actress-whatever has some problems in the hygiene department? Famous for showing flesh and flashing smiles at all the chicest parties, this downtown wild child has a certain scent about her. Snotty scenesters blame it on her foreign upbringing, but she was raised here in the city . . . WHICH aging actress who claims that her strangely youthful face has been untouched by a surgeon's scalpel practically has a house account at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office? . . . WHICH A-list actress who is having trouble getting pregnant might have her mild case of anorexia to blame?

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/60851.htm

i think the 1st one is that paz girl.... she grew up downtown and has a weird accent and is a model/actress/muse... I met her one when i was staying with my friend in new york city. she is also get naked easiyl.

 

[yourbestfriend]

i think the 1st one is that paz girl.... she grew up downtown and has a weird accent and is a model/actress/muse... I met her one when i was staying with my friend in new york city. she is also get naked easiyl.

Paz De La Huerta?

 

[julesrules815]

^i doubt its jennifer aniston. she isnt like that

also, ted said it isnt:

pic from eonline

 

[Meg]

Ellen Pompeo has been that size for ages.

Could the guy be Nick Lachey or K-Fed? I think he must have starred on a network tv show so maybe that rules out k-fed.

 

[chantal]

Here is an interesting site that I found with many guesses for Blind Items --- http://artwc.org/Billie/BLINDITEMS/MAIN/MAINPAGEBLINDITEMS.html

Enjoy!

It says Spoona Moon is Lilo.