I'm so bored out of my mind
One Girlie Galore Blind Vice
Okay, all you hell-raising heathens, tongue-dripping turnabout is
more than fair play. Last week, we covered the taboo private-parts doings on the dude side, this time round, we're tackling what the gals are up to, naughty-time-wise. Or
one very, very famous sweetie-poop, that is.
Slurpa Pop-Off is quite beautiful--and big-time tush-shakin', too. She also has a penchant for bedding every stud in the Western Hemisphere on whom she lays her pretty little beady eyes--
always successfully, I should inform you goss-babes.
But here's the kicker in the squishy parts: S.P.O. is, ironically enough, only so-so interested, as far as the guys go. It's just for press.
In other words, what makes Ms. Pop-Off see stars and have the kind of orgasms
Angelina Jolie,
Meg Ryan and
Helen Gurley Brown all made famous are
other girls--specifically honeys who, as
Madonna likes to say, prefer to dine
in.
Get me, babycakes? I'm certain you do if you've been the least bit of a
Sex and the City student. And get this: In one of those impossibly trendy little clubs at which Ms. P.O. likes to boogie down, Slurpa hit the ladies' room, as she is wont to do. But not to relieve herself!
Nope. Instead, in one of those ridiculously peekable stalls, S.P.O. got a blow on, while another gal in the same toilet compartment blew
Slurpa.
How do I know this? Slurpa, totally sloshed, per usual, actually forgot to close the stall door. And
just as Ms. Pop-Off was screaming to the endorphin-bestowing goddess inside herself, someone else walked in the damn bathroom.
Slurpa, total sl*t pro she be, just kept right on--at high volume, too. Oh, my. Think even
I'm getting a little excited.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060703.html
Too many sluts in hollywood!