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I Love Blind Items ! #1

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cmw said:
Ok so obviously from the "and it ain't" references, the first one is Ryan Seacrest, but for the second one, what's the Simpson connection? Is there another starlet with the last name Simpson I'm not thinking of?

no American idol connection, but perhaps David spade/Heather Locklear?
 
A blind item on Tom Cruise

A mole was in a club in Tokyo recently and witnessed perhaps the most bizarre incident I have ever heard. It was a very exclusive invite-only club and our mole was with a friend when it looked like it was suddenly 'snowing' inside the club. It wasn't snow at all, but was actually thousands of small white feathers gently fluttering to the ground. His friend went to investigate and came back ashen-faced saying: "Go round the corner and tell me that what I've just witnessed is not a dream."
So the mole went, as instructed, around the corner and saw two go-go dancers gyrating in front of a booth. On closer inspection, he noticed that sat in the booth was a Very Famous Unmarried Hollywood Actor Prone To Starting Litigation If His Sexuality Is Ever Questioned. The actor was ignoring the go-go girls as he had 'bigger fish to fry'. Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.
:rofl:
 
From Perez Hilton....Gee, who could this be? :lol:

Not So Blind Item

What Jerk of a guy is wasting his wife's hard-earned money on hookers? Sources tell PerezHilton.com that whenever this pot-smoking lout goes to Vegas he always hires them to hang, etc. And, he was even so kind as to have them as extras in his skanky new "music" video!
 
^
Some are quite obvious:

1. Rachel Zoe.

2. I'm guessing CZJ and Michael Douglas.

3. Could be whole male Hollywood population.

4. Jason Lewis

5. Don't know.

6. Naomi
 
#5 - could be Scott Wolf, the guys from "Queer as Folk", Scott Speedman...
 
cosmogrl5 said:
From Perez Hilton....Gee, who could this be? :lol:

Not So Blind Item

What Jerk of a guy is wasting his wife's hard-earned money on hookers? Sources tell PerezHilton.com that whenever this pot-smoking lout goes to Vegas he always hires them to hang, etc. And, he was even so kind as to have them as extras in his skanky new "music" video!

K-Fed....what do I win? :lol:
 
has this one been posted?

From Ted Casablanca:

One Quelle Surprise Blind Vice

Oh, this one's rich. So much so I'm going to fling my pumped up, only slightly limp wrists right past that network pretty boy who's doing every gym-going dude he can, not to mention the gorgeous matinee idol's daddy who's practically doing the same, as of late. Rather predictable, both of these closeted guys, if you ask me.

More fun, in my jaded book, would be Plumper Dumper's newfound cojones. But let me, uh, back up first, 'kay?

Mr. Dumper, also a man known more for his male-on-male activities than his female goings-on, flabbergasted more than a few of us fruits when he married Bertha Broom-Rider. Suddenly, P.D. attempted to be more discreet in his fraternizing 'n' fellah-collecting--activities he did not curb once he walked down the aisle with B.B.R. Though few expected him to, 'course.

Not even Ms. B.R. She just didn't want to know exactly what it was her husband was doing hanging out with guys all the time. Maybe they were playing ball? Denial, denial, denial--sorta like my mama still expects me to ask out some nice girl, but never mind...

So, it was a mucho shockarooney to Bertha (but not the friends she blabbed to later) when Plumper officially came out of the closet recently. Just to his wife, mind you. And just to sweetly rub it in, Mr. Dumper chose one of his wife's worst days ever for the boy-bombshell delivery.

B.B.R. was the only one majorly surprised. No one else.

No wonder that babe's pro schedule is all atwitter--her noggin's, like, nowhere in the vicinity of reality.

(Oh, and for the tasty record,
the above network pretty boy will be making his own debut in these Blinded pages soon enough. He's too big not to.)

And it's not; Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears or Kathie Lee Gifford
 
^I think it's been posted and it's about Star Jones and Big Gay Al.
 
BohemianBeauty22 said:
You forgot the Red Bull.....:brows: But Cheetos it is! :rofl:

How could I forget? You DEFINITELY deserve the Red Bull as well...ya know, for figuring out that DIFFICULT blind item! :lol:
 
cosmogrl5 said:
How could I forget? You DEFINITELY deserve the Red Bull as well...ya know, for figuring out that DIFFICULT blind item! :lol:

Sweet!!! Yeah *brushes sweat off brows* that was a difficult one, dunno how I did it! :lol:
 
One Reserved-Parking Blind Vice

Another Hollywood bustup. Boo-freakin'-hoo. Excuse me if I'm not exactly cryin' into my hanky. In this town, where relationships last about as long as lunchtime Botox sessions, peeps who manage to stay together are the real newsworthy ones, don't you all think? Anyhow, I never really thought Pete Poked and Charmaine Chuck-Up were such hot 'n' heavy lovebirds in the first place.
I mean, you can't place your Prius in a spot that's already taken, can you? 'Course not! Kinda like how Char-love couldn't possibly be the stylish ride of choice for Petey's daredevil desires, 'cause he's already had a serious shotgun boyfriend for quite sometime. Yes, that's right: Just like Toothy and so many of the friggin' rest of 'em, P2 likes the boys, not the girls--no matter how thin or pretty or pouty they may be.
I'm told this par-tick tight boyish twosome enjoys sportin' weekend jaunts to the mountains, where they can hit the slopes and canoodle by candlelight far, far away from those pesky papa-Nazis. Wonder if Charmaine recently found out about these little snowy va-cays and went berserk, hence their recent bustup?
Or maybe she knew about them all along and is just dumping him now that her face has become so gaunt, she can't even fake the fake no more? Note to snitty types: Eat! Or your emoting capabilities nosedive, as it were.

and it ain't

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it's totally Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth IMHO
 
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